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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋

@texasteacakes.bsky.social
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Black Burlesque Perfomer currently in the Midwest! Yes, I am from Texas. (Houston, Acres Homes) No, I do not care if it's confusing. (You're confusing) I want to be the ambassador to all things sexy, cool, and pickles 🥒

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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
☀️Summer is still sizzling and you can come melt with me ❤️‍🔥 #burlesquesky #blacksky
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I sure did have a time last night at Infringement Productions's night 2 of Juneteenth Jubilee: Black Burlesque Show! Big thanks to Tre' Da Marc for having me be a part of this amazing event! #blacksky #burlesquesky #juneteenth #burlesque
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
❤️💛Happy Juneteenth Y'all💚🖤 Please enjoy my favorite picture from 2025 Black Entertainers Event and support a Black entertainer near you today! 📸: @streetminx #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
sometimes I think I'm fucking superwoman or something and over extend myself....
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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜
Top: Daphne from the live-action Scooby-Doo film saying, “I’m looking for clues.”

Bottom: The voodoo man responding to Daphne with, “Here’s a clue — purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of May!”
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
March be good to me.
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
❤️🖤The Black Entertainers Event💛💚 📸: @conceptualoptics Producer: @streetminx Venue: Vybez World
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
New act alert: Poison Ivy
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Aniyia ❤️ @operaqueenie.social · 08/01/2026
Still
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
SCARBOROUGH: “There is no ambiguity… Kristi Noem got out as quickly as she could without the facts and lied to the American people.”
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Dan D’Lion @dandlion89.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE POLICE
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
photo shoot concept for the 2nd Annual Black Entertainers Event this year! What do you think? #blacksky #burlesquesky #creativedirection #photographers
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It would be really cool if you voted for me! I am not good at asking for help or assistance but I'm asking now. #burlesquesky #blacksky silvertuskawards.com/vote?utm_sou...
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If I ever put out a album, this is the cover! #altblackwoman #altblackgirl #blackgirl #albumcover #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
#burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #showgirls
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Tiger print
Digital painting portrait of a young lady looking at the viewer while wearing a tiger print jacket. She has long hair, a sleeveless blouse, a leopard printed belt, and a tiger print bow. Drawn by gdbeeart, Sept 2025.
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Tis Virgo SZN ♍️ If you were planning on getting me anything for my birthday, I'd like to request 💰 🤑 💸 BEFORE Sept. 5th. Your gurl needs travel funds. Feel free to Venmo me @TexasTeaCakes or throw me a little extra! #burlesquesky #blacksky #neoburlesque #fatburlesque #virgo #showgirllife #showgirl
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm still trying to figure this all out. 📸: @streetminx #burlesque #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #fatburlesque #mnburlesque #showgirl #booty
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
🩷💚💙 Powerpuff Gang 💙💚🩷 #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #burlesquempls #blackburlesqueperformers #burlesque #blerd #blackcosplay
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy August! Just wanted to announce an upcoming show for this month we wouldn't want anyone to miss. 🥒💚The Big Dill Show is coming💚🍾 More info to come on ticket prices for this event! We will keep you posted! #burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #thebigdillshow
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
'Let them eat Cake$' 📍@bawdybawdyhaha 📸 @madame_ether_studios #burlesque #burlesquempls #burlesquejourney #blackburlesqueperformers #neoburlesque
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 18/07/2025
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Seadog Dean🦋💙 @seadogdean.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A view from above. Anyone else depressed? Just me? Cool. #blacksky #mentalhealth #fuckthisshit
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A performer asked if I was behind these girl group numbers that have been popping up. I sheepishly replied "No" and then devilishly replied, "But, maybe." I'm just spreading the message of the 90s: girl power (but like in a gender fluid and non-bionary kind of way, so all my friends can join in)
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I need an accountability buddy. Someone who will tell me 'gurl get your shit together'.
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
✨️When you see me this summer, just know that I'm deep in my bag. I be on my shit! ✨️ All while the world burns 🔥 #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
📚That Texas is a real page turner 📚 I am got into the @dutchburlesquefestival this year, and I am looking for any extra bookings to help a show girl fly her way to Amsterdam! Feel free to DM or email me. You know you wanna book me 😜 #showgirl #burlesquempls #burlesquesky #blacksky
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Ain’t Born Typical @aintborntypical.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
❤️ Happy Juneteenth! ❤️
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Being alive is pretty annoying 😑
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Tonight, I'm producing a thing. Producing is hard, but I do like making very specific shows. I hope to do some more at some point. #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm really that pickle girly 📸:Starseed Studios 📍:Minneapolis Burlesque Festival #burlesquesky #blacksky #showgirl #pickles #picklelovers
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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👻 Orbiting Elegance 🎃 @adornedalchemist.blacksky.app · 15/05/2025
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a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face
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Penny Sayver @penny-sayver.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
It's playtime! ☺️ #cello
Silent cello player
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
So, here they are! Mama Tea Cake$ and Grandma Tea Cake$! The women who taught me what I imagine I put out on the stage. The inspiration that they are and continue to be! I love them more than words can express, and I wanted to share that with you all today! Happy Mother's Day!
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
#txbf2025 #burlesquesky
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
✨️Idlewyld is looking for sponsorship!✨️ I'm looking to have art installations, special drink menus, and help pay for performers/crew/dj & photographers! Info in the picture! Please reach out directly to me directly. #burlesquesky #sponsorship
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
✨️In honor of the 2025 Met Gala theme (Superfine: Tailoring Black Style), I wanted to share ideas of what you could wear to Idlewyld on May 31st!✨️ As the late, great André Leon Talley would say, "It's a famine of beauty. The famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are starving for beauty!" #burlesquesky
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm in my home state! Gonna see family and friends AND make new friends! Texas Burlesque Festival 2025 here we go! #burlesquesky #blacksky
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
⛈️ April showers bring May flowers 💐 I have a few this month! So come and see me! #burlesquesky
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What happens when we are made to thrive in place and time that is telling us we can't? I think we bloom despite all of it 💐 #burlesquesky #idlewyld
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
men: what is stopping you from dressing like this?
a hairy chested man proudly modeling an openfront shirt
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Texas Tea Cake$ 🥒✨️💋 @texasteacakes.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Putting on my producer hat again. I hope people come 🙏🏿 #burlesquesky
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Finally, a reason to go to the cinema.
The movie poster for Sinners, starring Michael B. Jordan
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