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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 SCHICK MIR EIN BILD wie DU die Show schaust und ICH sende DIR ein Jahresabo aus meiner WELT ( Teilnahme an 18 ) Hey Leute :) ich hoffe euch geht es gut 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 JETZT BRAUCHE ICH EUCH 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 👉22.Mai.2025 👉20:15h 👉RTL 2 “Texaspatti…, ein Leben am Höhepunkt” 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Schauen

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

🎙️ Wenn ich eine Sprachnachricht mache, wird es automatisch ein Podcast. 🎤 Ich wollte nur kurz was sagen – jetzt gibt’s ne neue Staffel. Wer kennt’s? 🤣 #PodcastVibes #SprachnachrichtFail #ZuVielGerede #PodcastLife #VoiceMessageKing #RealTalk #SprachnachrichtDesTodes #ImmerEinPodcast #SocialMediaHumo

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I don’t get this logic… but seriously, who on earth fits through this window??? 🤯 USA compliance logic at its finest! 😂” 🔍 Question for you: Is this just over-the-top safety regulation, or did someone actually try this? 🤔 #OnlyInAmerica #LogicNotFound #FailOfTheDay #USARules

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Some train really hard and others just look good - who are you? #gym #sportoutfit

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

When I am waiting for my next shooting on set #shooting

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’m so tired of this question: Where is it better—Los Angeles or Germany? At -5°C, what do you think? ❄️🌴 Drop your thoughts in the comments! 🔥 L.A. or Germany? 🇺🇸🇩🇪 🔥 Summer or winter? 🌞❄️ 🔥 Warmth or Christmas spirit? #LosAngeles #Germany

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

🎤💦 Do you also think you can sing? 😂 In the shower, you’re a superstar… but outside? 🫠🎶 We all know it—inside the bathroom, you sound like Beyoncé, but in real life, your neighbors think a cat is being tortured! 🐱🔊 🔥 #ShowerConcert #BathroomDiva #SuperstarInTheShower

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

🌹💔 Valentine’s Day or Nah? 💔🌹 “If my husband only remembers to get me flowers on Valentine’s Day, he might as well not bother at all. Love isn’t a one-day flash sale, it’s a lifetime subscription. Keep your guilt-roses, buddy—I’d rather buy my own. 😂🚫 #NotImpressed #TryAgainNextYear

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Software Update 18.3 #apple aghhhh where are my pictures :) ???

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

OMG, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING! 😳 I just wanted to grab some food, saw a guy, and was 100% sure it was my neighbor. So I confidently go, “Hey! How’s it going?” …#Help #Embarrassed

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Do you know this feeling? 🤦‍♀️ You try to film a video, but all that comes out of your mouth is… vegetables? 🥕😂” I swear I had something cool to say, but instead, I look like a rabbit on speed! 😅🎥 What was your last filming fail? Drop it in the comments! 🔄 Don’t forget to save & share! 💥 #TikTokFails

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

2024 is the year of transformation, growth, and pushing limits. Every picture tells a story of progress, passion, and the journey ahead. Join me as I keep moving forward and inspire others to do the same. 🚀💪 #NewYearNewGoals #2024Journey

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The classic travel struggle: Packing for a trip – and guess who’s over the 23kg luggage limit again? Yep, my husband! And who has to deal with the mess at the airport? ME! Why do men always pack like they’re moving to another country? Who else can relate? ➡️ Tag the person who ALWAYS overpacks!

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

✈️ Do you know this feeling? Panic before a flight! Did I forget something?! 🤯👜 Checked my list 100 times, but the doubt remains… 😅 Who can relate? #TravelPanic #FlightAnxiety #DidIForgetSomething

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

OMG, do you guys know this feeling too?! 😱 Haven’t eaten all day, and now I could literally empty the whole fridge! 🫠🥴 👉 What’s your go-to snack when hunger hits hard? 😅👇 #FoodCravings #HungerAttack #LateNightSnack

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Me: ‘Are you mad or something?’ Her: ‘No, why? You already know everything, don’t you?’ 🤔😂 #FriendshipVibes #YouKnowEverything #DramaFree” 文案：我：”你是不是生气了？” 她：”没有啊，为什么？你不是什么都知道吗？” 🤔😂 #友谊日常 #你啥都懂 #没有矛盾

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

They say cooking is an art… but my kitchen is more of a comedy show! 🎭🔥 Watch me turn simple recipes into unexpected masterpieces (or disasters?) 😂 #KitchenComedy #ChefInChaos”

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I invite at 8:00 PM, and they show up at 10:12 PM… AHHHHHHHHH! 🤯 How do you deal with this? Share your thoughts! #Punctuality #TimeMatters #OldSchoolValues #RespectTime #LateAgain 准时真的已经是老派了吗？我邀请大家晚上8点，结果他们10:12才到… 啊啊啊啊啊啊！🤯 你们会怎么应对这种情况？欢迎分享你的看法！ #准时 #时间观念 #尊重时间 #老派价值观 #迟到

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Alle betrunken, Ich nüchtern, alle drücken mich ziehe an der Tür beim verlassen der Gaststätte- wie DUMM kann man sein? #karneval2025 “Everyone drunk, I’m sober, everyone pushing me as I pull the door while leaving the pub – how stupid can you be? “大家都喝醉了，我是清醒的，所有人都在推我，而我在拉门离开酒馆——能有多蠢？ #狂欢节2025”

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Frage: KANN MAN VORSCHLAFEN????? - 可以提前补觉吗？ #提前补觉 #疲惫 #早点睡 - Is it possible to sleep in advance? #sleepahead #tired #earlytobed #vorschlafen #müde #frühinsbett

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

…, wie doof kann man sein!!! - how stupid can you be??? - 这个句子在普通话中是：“人能有多笨？” #peinlich #unfassbar #telefon

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Ich habe Nudeln gekocht - warum das so interessant ist ? Just watch :) - I cooked noodles…, why it is so interesting? Just watch ! #chef #cooking

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

OMG …, I won it !!!!!!!!!!!!! Thx to @evaai.app and all my amazing fans !!! Last but not least thx to my PR AGENT : @therubpr and my new booking agency @_atmla_ #success #goodteam #nextlevel

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

If someone gives u $100 k doge coin Sell? Hold? #dogecoin

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

…, 1 dinner - 3 more healthy friends! #omega3 #zinzino

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

…, try to treating good yourself ;) u want to change something in your life just ask me :)

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Staring into the abyss of the universe—this stunning black hole reminds us of how small we are. 🌌 What do you think lies beyond the event horizon? #BlackHole #SpaceMystery #Astrophysics #CosmicWonder

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Just baked these healthy blueberry protein muffins! 🌟 Made with oats, protein powder, egg whites, two eggs, blueberries, and a touch of baking powder. Would you give these a try? What’s your go-to healthy snack? #ProteinMuffins #HealthySnacks #FitnessFood #MealPrep

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

…, why ???? 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 lmy.de/rEogE 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺 #omega3

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

New bag, new vibes! 👜✨ What’s your go-to color for a statement accessory? Let me know! #StyleInspo #BagLover #FashionStatement #WhatDoYouThink

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Thanksgiving is almost behind us, and Christmas is around the corner! What’s your favorite way to transition from turkey feasts to holiday cheer? Share your traditions! 🎅🎄 #ThanksgivingToChristmas #HolidaySeason #FestiveTraditions

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Chasing the sun and soaking in the vibes 🌞💦 How do you spend your perfect sunny day? Let me know in the comments! #SunshineFeels #PoolsideVibes #BeachLife #SelfCareMoments #TravelInspo

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Texas Patti @texaspatti.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Do glasses make you feel more confident, or is it just me? 🖤 What’s your favorite accessory that adds a touch of power to your look? #StyleConfidence #GlassesFashion #EmpoweredLook