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Texas Krusty

@texaskrusty.bsky.social
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Fightin’ Texas liberal. 30-year D flack. Cat and dog dude. Don’t do drugs (unless you brought enough to share). Clinically diagnosed Justice Complex. Still 6' 5". ATX

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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 3h
Introduce yourself as an anime character
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny as The Terror
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Sadgasm will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Homer’s 90S grunge band
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pablo’s other brain cell seems to have stopped working
Pablo the Russian Blue cat wide awake with his tongue sticking out for 2 minutes
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to say Spider-Man or Thor but…let’s just say I would change some stuff
John Byrne’s Dark Phoenix
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Clinic Walking with Thee
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sirius wants to know where his chicken at?
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Really early was and then…
The Wump World by Bill PeetThe Dragon and the George
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last save meme is your moral philosophy.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am not a nut
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As we watch James Carville daily go on shows trashing Democrats and we get breathless 3rd way and Fetterman nonsense, still amazing how < a decade after he ran the 2012 Romney campaign, this truth bomb is never even brought up by the media. Because they want the GOP to win.
It was all a lie - Stuart Steven’s
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe not the favorite because so many are already listed, but loved this as a kid
John Carpenter’s Starman with Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every one of those assholes…
Homer, after telling Marge and Bart they could lose a little weight and she responds ‘knock it off, Homer, you’re the fattest one in this car.’
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And his cat
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Old Colbert Report ‘my black best friend’ gag
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yes
Trump and Ivana in Leningrad 1987.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ahhh!!! He’s kill me! Help!
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Try it. He will slaughter you like you’re an Ithacan suitor.
Ronin the masterless samurai
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This guy
Ronin the excellent tabby
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lockheed.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pablo approves of said purchase.
Pablo the Russian Blue asking why he doesn’t have a cool hoodie.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Every single Republican tough guy
Homer, after telling Marge she could stand to lose some weight and is scolded as ‘the fattest one in this car.’
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I sent this to my now wife after our third date with a caption Three Dates Mean a Dick Pic
Richard Nixon bowling
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
These two idiots. 24/7 fun with sibling kittens. I mean, they’re 2 now but they still act like kittens.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Black cats are so awesome. Miss my boy Sirius.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I also throw in: No banging your head on the display case please. It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.
Comic Book Guy telling Bart the display case contains a very rare Mary Worth comics in which she counsels a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Blackadder Standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid Parry
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We regret to inform you…
Sadgasm, Homer’s Nirvana band
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fiction band that’s not Spinal Tap.
Simpsons 1990s parody band Sadgasm
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This will never stop being the most accurate description of American voting
Rich white man with a plate full of cookies tells white construction worker with one cookie that the black guy at the table wants  the worker’s cookie.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Two brother cats sleeping with their faces touching
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
Random cat paw
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Krusty the Clown doll set to ‘Evil’
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Pablo sees all and is judging you.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ronin & Finch agree
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
They can easily talk themselves into ‘we need to unit for the country!’ but I don’t think it happens this time. They have to see it is at 20%, right?
Natalie Portman/Queen Amidala ‘right’ meme.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
He totally owned a great movie with a full cast of awesome actors. Been one of my favorites ever since.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every single day the Republicans do this and a huge chunk of Dem leadership want to talk about bipartisanship and common ground.
Mr Black, Jimbo, Adolph and Curly around a well stocked table smoking cigars and saying ‘gentlemen, to evil.’
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Obligatory
Arrested Development but it might work for us meme
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
They all tried lifting it with their backs.
3 dumb but very cute kitties on a large bowl.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
They will be fine though
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Obligatory
Apu leaping in front of a bullet. He is listed as ‘weird nerds’ with the victim listed as ‘Elon Musk’ and the shooter listed as‘valid criticism’.
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Krusty the Clown, looking extremely disheveled, holds a sign that reads ‘Will drop pants for food.’
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Texas Krusty @texaskrusty.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ronin & Finch after another long day in the salt mines.
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