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"Caricature" sound like the shit Lightning McQueen says

Trying to optimize clickthrough rate, but what's the viewer retention on your soul? There's no ad revenue in self actualization. You're caring about the wrong kind of prophet

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 21h

Me: Googling "does cheese expire" Google AI: "What a stupid question. Try researching it yourself for 5 minutes before asking me, nerd" Me: "Literally 2984"

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One of those bowling alley TV cutscenes for a gutter ball, but it's everyone from your childhood together pointing and laughing at you

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ok Google. Show me the top 5 women that make you say "Homina Homina" and have your eyes pop out of your head and have steam coming out of your ears. and the train whistle goes off and your tongue flops out then rolls back in and your eyes turn into dollar signs. Show me those women Google

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm quacked at everything I do because I'm the goat 🦆🦆🦆

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not sure how anyone could miss that Scott Pilgrim is an anti-hero? He literally gets mogged by a vegan

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I bet you think you're sooooo cool for that one. You probably think you're so funny right now. You really think you're all that? You should :)

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The second to worst thing that Reddit's ever done is condition me to write like a Redditor

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Setting up a humidifier and dehumidifier on opposite sides of the house and selling them as a Wireless Water Transfer system

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I wonder if there was a Y2K moment in 1BC coz they didn't know what would happen when they hit 0

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"just be yourself" doesn't seem to be working that well for you. Have you tried being myself instead?

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It's called checkov's gun because once it shoots you can checkov the gun

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Guacamole flavored avocado

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They call me 4sight because I'm 🤓 (smart)

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

morning alarms? 11:30 my complexion? hairy and dirty zoomers talking like boomers, yet it's me that's pushing thirty

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

call me my pants because I'm full of poop

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I'm in camp "make the most out of every single day" as the next guy, but this seems rather extreme, no?

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

"Wasted time" exists as an extension of the concept of laziness to convince people that their time is only valuable for what they can produce with it. All time is valuable. Love your downtime.

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One day you will wake up and the world will have changed in the same way that a construction site wakes up to a crane having sneakily constructed itself overnight

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Once I learn how to properly articulate my thoughts into sentences then the whole world is fucked

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

When your phone is <50% before you get out of bed 😍😍🤩

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I like to drink like how I like to drive: together and always

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I may not always be well versed but nobody can deny I'm hymn

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The Bit must be arson in disguise the way I'm always committing to it

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

why burger when overwatch :(

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

why should the corporations get to have all the fun? I will democratize astroturfing as president. Everybody in the class will recieve 50 reddit bots to shill whatever message they want

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

she took half of my twitter account in the divorce

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:

A graph from Our World In Data showing a precipitous drop in child mortality starting in the late 1800s going from an average of 48% to global rate of 27% in 1950 to the 2020 infant mortality rate of 4%, with some countries having a rate as low as 0.3%

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The Self Checkout Aisle Pros: - Shorter lines - Don't have to talk to anyone - Stealing - Games on the jailbroken ones Cons:

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

"I've got hustle culture down" Have you ever eaten breakfast in the shower? Did you design a multimedia empire at your daughter's quinceañera? Have you ever punched a clown while brushing your teeth? Have you even closed b2b sales on the toilet? Amateur hour 😏

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TRG @q4nwspunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

you have daddy issues, I have Father Trauma. we are not the same

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

call me an optometrist because I be seein things clearly now

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Drinking straight out of a theramin, it keeps shit sounding cold

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

the body is the fursona of the soul

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Each precision execution has ~250-300 practice flubs hidden in the learning process, for every person. Think of that when you watch the ways I can fly.

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader's hit new sequel, Are You Stronger Than a 3rd Grader

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Being the big fish in a small pond is fun. But the cool thing about bigger ponds is that you can keep growing and become the biggest fish in a big pond, too

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

It's so rainpilled outside. The weather is rainmaxxing. Suncel vs rainchad ahh weather

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The "Aliens trying to blend in as humans" archetype, except they're just constantly consulting ChatGPT for every new situation and blindly following its advice

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Simplicity says that nuance gets too lost in the weeds of doubt to say anything meaningful. Nuance says simplicity is missing important caveats. are there more?

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The ABCs of meteorology. it Always Be Condensating

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CAP @tetr4ros.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Crazy how Phineas and Ferb aced the whole formula on day one. Just immediately knocked it out, no notes

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