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Teth's Existential Dread

@tethriel.bsky.social
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Writer, gamer, music lover. People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of. -Wicked (the novel, dumbasses)

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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Makes me feel like I might be smart sometimes when I get a perfect on one of the hard ones.
An image saying I solved clues by sam today with a perfect score and in the top 5%.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reporting from Cigarette Mom music headquarters aka Tori Amos at Red Rocks.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Loot from LitRPG con today.
A parody Gasden flag featuring a cat with a snake in its mouth and the caption "I TREAD WHERE I PLEASE, CARL"
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He wasn't just our founding father, he was our founding gooner.
A screenshot from the xitter showing a tweet by Madison Cawthorn stating "Our Founding Fathers wouldn't recognize the America we live in today. They would be horrified, and rightfully so."
The respons by yung walken "ben franklin browsing xhamster for the first time" with a meme image of a bald man making an O face.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Proud of this one. That mistake was just a fat finger click, not a real mistake.
An image stating SOLVED with the Clues by Sam logo, and the final results with only one mistake. Solved in 5:59.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Based on current events, dug this one out from a few years ago.
A parody of a news broadcast showing Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks doing cocaine with the caption "Gas prices are now so high, it's cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere."
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Donut is the most quotable character I've read in a while. Plus, I think I've said this a few times myself. #DCC
A green box with the text "I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper." A brown long haired cat with a tiara is next to the image.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Nothing makes you feel old like finding out one of your favorite TV shows, that feels just as fresh today as it did when it premiered, is 23 fucking years old.
An image showing the cast of the animated show The Venture Bros. Left to Right - Brock Samson, Hank, Dean, and Rusty. God damn why am I so old? When did it all get away from me? Anyway, the text is "The Venture Bros. Premiered On This Day 23 Years Ago".
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How I feel after finishing the Gate of the Feral Gods, including the shock epilogue:
A picture of Princess Donut, a long haired tortoise shell cat wearing a tiara. The cat is holding a baby dinosaur named Mongo. A caption underneath says "Mongo is Appalled"
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Thanks. I hate it.
Screenshot of gif mentioned in OP. My 2026 word is "brain rot" because apparently the dictionary hates me.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Good day to check the mail
The novel Tom's Crossing by Mark Z Danielewski featuring a black and white photo of a cowboy hat on the cover.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Yesterday this beautiful monster left us. Uller I know you are no longer in pain, but it still doesn't make it better. Your brother misses you. I miss you and will always. Thank you for giving me 10 years of your friendship.
The best cat ever caught eating grass in the garden.Uller sleeping in a box on the table he knows he shouldn't be on.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This was needed. Thanks Coheed for giving us a night where we could feel normal for a bit.
Coheed and Cambria at Red Rocks 9/12/25. Stage shot with Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, and Josh Eppard in frame. Background is a giant representation of the character Blind Side Sonny with multiple Keywork symbols on a screen.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Since big accounts still can't do alt text for some damn reason...
-Gay people should be stoned to death
-Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane -Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband -No one should be allowed to retire
-Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states -British Colonialism was what "made the world decent" -The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out -Religious freedom should be terminated
-Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots" -MLK Jr was "an awful person"
-The Great Replacement Theory is reality
-Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID
-Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid"
-Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment
-Women's natural place is under their husband's control
-Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control -George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't
-The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake"
- Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates
-Mamdani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11 -Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization -Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
JD Vance desperately hoping the White House aides don't find his graveyard deck right now.
The card Reanimate from Magic: The Gathering. Image is styled like an old newspaper with a hand exploding from a wooden casket to the shock of a surprised onlooker. 
Text: Sorcery - Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
"Local Man Defies Death, Morticians Mortified!"
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Totally Fucked Up
The cover of Totally Fucked Up, another homo movie by gregg araki 
more teen angst in 15 random celluloid fragments. 
Image shows a young man smoking a cigarette.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hard decisions will be made this weekend. I love you buddy.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My best friend is getting ready to leave, and I'm slowly coming to terms with it. He has been my everything for 10 years. I'm going to miss him and try to cherish these last few days we have together.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I assume it was Paul, the best Jenna Maroney drag queen ever.
Screen cap from 30 Rock. An image of Paul L'Astname, dressed in drag as his romantic partner Jenna Maroney.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Peggy Sue Got Married
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Every tech writer on bluesky right now
Top text/bottom text meme format. Picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad. Top text: YOU THINK I WRITE LIKE AI? BECAUSE I USE EM DASHES?! Bottom text: NO, SKYLER. AI USES EM DASHES BECAUSE IT WRITES LIKE ME!
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What it's like hanging out with me
A scene from Twin Peaks. A room with red curtains and black and white zigzag patterned floor. A tall bald man know as a giant stands in the middle. Two couches are around him. Once couch holds the character known as The Arm, the other Agent Dale Cooper. A lamp is between the couches, and in the background is a marble statue of a semi-nude person.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Finished Claire Obscure Expedition 33 last night. I was not prepared for the ending. I don't think anyone would be. What a fantastic story, and I can't wait to see more of what this studio does.
A dark fantasy landscape. A group of travelers, the characters of Expedition 33, stand on a field of petals. A giant hand reaches toward them. In the background, picture frames and other structures float in the air.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Goodbye Portland. Stay you.
A photo taken in East Portland showing a chain link fence with a rusty golden lock with ACAB etched into.the side.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A screenshot from the game Clair Obscure: Expedition 33. The image shows a the silhouette of a young woman seated on a rocky outcrop at sunrise with the 33 emblazoned monolith in the background.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Meme using stills from the new Fantastic Four movie trailer. Top panel is the Silver Surfer saying "Your planet is now marked for death." The second panel is Mr Fantastic (Pedro Pascal) and the Invisible Woman (Vanessa Kirby) asking "Can we ask why?". The third panel is the Silver Surfer saying "Because Galactus is tired of seeing Pedro Pascal in everything he watches. Las week he was watching Gladiator II and he was like, 'Aight, that does it!'."
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Who said art is dead...
A reddit post from r/gaming with the caption "Not a single NPC has thanked me once" and an image from the character creation process. The image looks similar to the JD Vance memes where his face is chubby and uncanny.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I've heard he's intimately familiar with the Bog of Eternal Stench.
A tweet from A Memeingless Life @passedoutpizza that says "Someone said RFK Jr. looks like Hoggle from The Labyrinth and I can't unsee it" with side by side images of RFK Jr and Hoggle underneath.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I thought the deal with the Onion fell through. (Yes this is real)
InfoWars article detailing how Joe Exotic will be part of the InfoWars team because of the Kamala Harris-sponsored Big  Cat Safety Act that landed him in prison.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Image of Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks with the text: 
If Laura Palmer could go to high school, deliver meals on wheels, tutor several people, work at Horne's department store and One Eyed Jacks, answer ads from Fleshworld, have multiple bisexual relationships & fight off Bob while constantly inhaling cocaine, you can get through today.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sai King saw our level of the Tower and wrote about it over 40 years ago.
The back cover of The Bachman Books by Stephen King including descriptions of the novels Rage, The Long Walk, Roadwork,and The Running Man.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Solasta 2 demo is really fun.
Title card in Solasta 2. Text: It is the year 1095 A.C. and the Sorak threat ended long ago. Four orphans who found refuge and friendship together were adopted, and now they share the Calwall name. That family name has brought them together for a quest on the mysterious continent of Neokos. During a series of adventures, they made their first friend, a young halfling named Ellie Sharpreef. They promised to visit her home, the village of Tor Wen. That day has now come.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR
A still from the Star Trek episode "The Game". Image is a floor with orange holes, blue funnels coming out of them, and discs with concentric circles flying around them.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I've stopped engaging on Zuck's site, but I have a lot of memes in memories. I used to post this every year, even though it's like a 15 year old meme format at this point.
Meme with Liz Lemon in the middle stating "A Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to Us All!"
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The bisexual lighting tones down the violence in his heart.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Why do you get a ton of Willem Dafoe face swap images when you image search for Sephiroth?
Sephiroth from FF7 with Willem Dafoe's face.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The shop I spent so much time in as a teenager is packing up and moving to a new location. Feels like an ending, if only temporary. Made one last trip up there to dig for treasure. Good luck on the next part Black & Red.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I've been going to the movie theater at least once a month for the past year and seen some really good stuff. Beyond that, I've not watched much else. That's changing this year. Finally watching:
Cover art for the movie Oddity. Tagline: Every Murder Lives On with a note: A Shudder Original. Art shows a white haired woman with her arms stretched out with her hands on a dark table. A bell is in the center of the table at chest level. The image is mirrored on the bottom half with what appears to be a desiccated corpse in the same pose.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Never forget.
Meme image. Exterior of the Capitol in DC during the 2021 riots. Original image was rioters climbing the wall. The rioters are replaced by Club crackers.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Staying in tonight and thinking of the all the sad gooners after tomorrow.
A map of the US with states highlighted in red that will no longer be able to access PornHub 1/1/2025. States are MT, ID, UT, NE, KS, OK, TX, AR, LA, MS, AL, IN, KY, VA, NC, SC, FL.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Christmas dim sum defeated.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Holy cats a game I actually have been wanting to play for a long time is the Epic free game today!
The cover of the video game Wizard of Legend featuring a cloaked figure battling monsters.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Tori Amos - Boys for Pele album cover.
Image features Tori Amos on a wooden rocking chair holding a rifle, a snake winding around her dirty right foot with her left foot hanging over one of the armrests. A dead turkey hangs to her right. Setting appears to be a weathered wooden porch.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My best horror film of the year. Not talked about nearly as much as it should be.
The movie poster for Cuckoo showing a woman with a bandage on her head and the title written in what appears to be blood.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#ZZZ is a fun game with anime ladies that finally understood that their audience also may want anime dudes. Well done.
The new Zenless Zone Zero character, Lighter. He is shirtless with blue-ish hair, holding a leather jacket over his shoulder in front of a evening backdrop.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Introduce yourself with 4 videogames
Cover of the PS1 game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night featuring a castle with a stormy backgroundCover of Dead Cells featuring the protagonist in front of a looming ruined structure. Cover of Baldur's Gate 3, featuring Astarion, Shadowheart, Gale, Lae'zel, Wyll, and MizoraCover of Diablo 4 featuring Lilith
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Vegas is a weird place. Our view from last week.
The sphere in Las Vegas from a hotel room window.
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Teth's Existential Dread @tethriel.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Post a perfect album from when you were 21. Garbage - Version 2.0
The album cover for Garbage Version 2.0 featuring an orange stylized Garbage logo on an orange square textured background.
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