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TestZero

@testzero.bsky.social
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Writer, Artist, Comedian, Gamedev, Exaggerator, and absolutely spectacular at all of them. Original memes are tagged with #TZOC

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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who's that pokemon? with a silhouette that looks almost like a chicken leg.It's doggo!
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog Top Golf really captures the essence of the series, where you do one minor input and the scripted events and bumpers take care of everything else.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Todd in the Shadows will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Shadow man plays piano in the dark.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's Cobblering Time!
An unknown masked Simpsons character as Pie Man
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please get off Twitter.
Know the Work Rules meme:

Appropriate: Twitter says "Autistic people should be euthanized" and the woman says "Awww, you're sweet."

Inappropriate:
Fox News says "Zohran Mamdani did 9-11" and the woman calls Human Resources in fear.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Book of Eos is on sale during the Steam Party-Based RPG Fest! Take a look into the hearts of monsters in a fantasy story inspired by classic console RPGs. -------------------------------- store.steampowered.com/app/1026430/... -------------------------------- #IndieDev #RPGDev #SteamSale #IndieRPG
Steam Party-Based RPG Fest
Sept 14-21 at 10AM PT
Book of Eos on sale at 33% off
Normally $2.99 is now $2.00
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I cannot live another day without air conditioning..."
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man, the new Metroid boxart goes hard. #TZOC
Metroid Ravenous boxart with Samus draining the energy from an enemy with her glowing purple arm. The title logo says Metroid Girl Dinner
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Clifford knows he's big and a dog, but does he understand the concept of "red"?
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Faith thinking about SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) by pannenkoek2012
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Only you can prevent wildfires.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Don't be the red guy.
Two stick figures are in a crosswalk/Zebra Crossing. A blue stick figure is walking down the center of the line and a red stick figure is standing on one foot on the very edge of the line, and is leaning out with its arm sticking all the way outside the perimeter, saying "What? I'm not outside the line."
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wait until they discover 1980s cinema existed.
Clash of the Titans (1981)
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm going to start drinking water even harder.
Michael Scott "I'm going to start dating your mother even harder" meme
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you Yep, this was mine. I'm famous.
Text message log:
Person 1: I got a new Kadabra plushie!
Person 2: Can I see?
Person 1 shares a photo of an amigurumi Alakazam plush
Person 2: That's an Alakazam.
Person 1: Well, it was a Kadabra when I sent it to you!
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A better Superman than Dean Cain
Superman for the Nintendo 64
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Currently about halfway through replaying Final Fantasy VII Remake. This is without a doubt the absolute worst aspect of this game:
10 minutes into the boss fight:

The boss's health if you just unga-bunga mash Attack without bothering to learn the combat mechanics:
[A green health bar that is roughly 70% full]

The boss's health if you strategically plan out your attack and build the stagger gauge with careful ability usage
[A gray health bar with a red No circle in the center roughly 66% full]
"Invincible during cutscene"
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A screenshot of a youtube video. A person in a brown language is being interviewed. A translation of their statement is placed on screen, but it is covered by a large black caption that reads "(speaking foreign language)" thus making it impossible to read.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Found this unholy abomination in an antiques store. @battlegeekplus.com @rerez.net #retrogaming
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tom Hanks playing "Tom Hanks on Celebrity Jeopardy" on SNL
Tom Hanks on Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
bloemenmarkt by kikje kikje.itch.io/bloemenmarkt A gamified version of the dutch flower auction, although something about this seems to be broken.
flower auction screen showing orders on the left and a big clock in the center.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Throwing Mass at the Problem by SuboptimalSpace suboptimalspace.itch.io/throwing-mas... Sort of a combination puzzle game and basic building sim. You need to get two types of propellant to the launch pad in order to fire missiles at an asteroid. A bit clunky, but interesting idea. #GMTKJam
two lines of red and blue propellant snaking toward rocket launch pads
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Heart Platformer by Corinth sainitya.itch.io/heart-platfo... Just taking a tutorial and following it to make a game. I suppose that's one way to do it. There's nothing objectionable about it, just not a whole lot here. #GMTKJam
white pixel character against a black background and white platforms.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Count Down by Sam studio-studio-studio.itch.io/the-count-down You are a girl who can see how much time everyone else has left, and it's your task to bring that number to 0. Very edgelordy, but excellently done for how short it is.
a young woman in an apartment with 3 potential victims.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Explodables by triez triez.itch.io/explodables Certainly lives up to its name. The mountain king aesthetic is appealing to me, and this has a lot of potential if the controls were a bit tighter and more responsive.
blue astronaut against a field of blue platforms.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Newsroom by Clem Edwards clemgames.itch.io/newsroom Okay, this is actually super cute. It's a game where you arrange news articles based on their quality, and then they are read live on the air in an FMV segment, filmed by the developer themselves. Really fun concept, if unfortunately very buggy.
a person in short pants reading news at a very small desk.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Space Pests by ronkakua123 itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam... Solid foundation for a shooter game, tbh. Sounds are clear and shooting feels satisfying. I wanted it to be longer, which is always a good sign.
a green space bug rolled up into a torus in a brown alien cave
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Musical Stairs by DisplacerFloof displacerfloof.itch.io/musical-stairs A very clunky zombie survival game that doesn't seem to work properly. The music is alright, and I appreciate the pun on the name Musical Chairs at least.
T posing zombies in a placeholder room.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'll Be There in a Minute by Unidumbo unidumbo.itch.io/ill-be-there... Grab your clothes and relevant belongings in 60 seconds before leaving the house. It's relatable if nothing else. But requires a lot of trial and error, as your belongings are not in the most obvious places.
text screen showing a decreasing timer and many items listed in blue.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Remove the Countdown by Jiamu Yang k0hacuu.itch.io/removethecou... There's an interesting proof of concept here that desperately needs some onboarding tutorial system and better balance.
clunky UI of a scientist in a lab
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Breathe by Zazzles the Jester zazzlesthejester.itch.io/breathe We've had "This meeting could have been an email" so how about "This game could have been a gif" Hold space when circle grows, release when it shrinks. Virtually no player feedback for correct timing. If you fail, the counter resets.
A circle.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Life Support Lite by Redstoneworker redstoneworker.itch.io/life-support... There's a solid foundation here, but it definitely needs a lot of work. Probably the best improvement would be to make the journeys outside into a separate game mode that allows you to actively collect resources.
a polygonal scientist inside a bunker.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Counting Down by Kimonge kimonge.itch.io/counting-down Click the numbers from highest to lowest before the timer runs out, then get bonus time on the next board. Complete all the boards to win. Okay then.
a grid of randomized numbers from 1-24
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Time Factory!!!! by globaltestaccount globaltestaccount.itch.io/the-time-fac... I don't think this one is working right, but I like the music.
is this loss
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Vampire Flow by Lyle Arcinas lelrc.itch.io/vampire-flow It's certainly the start of something. The art is at least appealing to look at.
a vampire against a gray background with several thralls and bloodstains.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
System Override 00:00 by Akiera akiera-official.itch.io/system-overr... Destroy AI data centers with a killer USB in their servers. Controls well enough with a fun concept, and I'm a sucker for the HD2D look.
character with a hat inside a server room.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Buddy Demolition Project by OP_Orion op-orion.itch.io/buddy-demoli... Press button. Poorly controlled rag dolls appear. Drag rag dolls to fire pit. Riveting.
rag dolls falling into a pit.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Quicktime Countdown by carbonicality carbonicality.itch.io/quicktime-co... This feels more like one of those online "See how fast you can click the mouse" reaction tests than a game, but it's decently-enough coded and does its job well enough. I scored a 23.
time's up :(
23 wins
23 best
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Grid Rush by Timmy Coder You have 10 seconds to find the green square in the grid of black squares. Riveting. (Honestly, the music does kinda add to the appeal. And clicking is at least responsive and tactile) timmycoder.itch.io/grid-rush
A grid of many squares with most of them red, and a single green square.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Reclamation of Father Time by Valivator itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam... A simple little roguelike platformer, with some deckbuilding elements where you choose what sort of obstacles spawn on the increasing platforms. I feel like I've never played anything like this, and yet understand it completely.
A unicycle robot on a grid-based platform.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Long Shot Lazarus by Robozero robozero.itch.io/long-shot-la... This one took a little bit to understand, but it's pretty unique. You have limited ammo and enemies only drop it very infrequently, so you have to line up your shots to hit as many as possible at once. Really fun idea.
spaceman being chased by pink spiders
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well it's a lovely war by TheTrueClown thetrueclown.itch.io/well-its-a-l... He made a whole-ass strategy game in 4 days. That's damn impressive. I really like the early 90s era Macintosh aesthetic.
Green land with trees and blue water with a white town against the northern border.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Countdown Heist by Adaept adaept.itch.io/countdown-he... Hotline Miami but bad. The crucial flaw here is the controls: WASD moves your character with RELATIVE MOVEMENT. So W always moves forward, D always strafes right, etc. with the mouse being used to turn. It's exactly as awkward as it sounds.
Criminal near an escape car against a green background.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Smokedrop by NobleCoder841 noblecoder841.itch.io/smokedrop No sound, but an okay enough concept if there was more here. This is the only level. Thank you random person in the comments for explaining how to solve it, because the game has no tutorial.
A robot in a room with smoke moving downward
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Live Man's Switch by kingkuu kingkuu.itch.io/live-mans-sw... Press the button before 10 seconds pass. Keep doing it as long as you can. There is no score. Shockingly, this game has tactility. The button squishes visually when you press it.
Live Man's Switch against a green background with a 7 on a red button.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good Enough LLC by Slipstrm slipstrm.itch.io/good-enough-... Another Clerical Simulator, trying to match home buyers with real estate based on necessary criteria. A fun concept, but I find these way too stressful to really enjoy. The UI is definitely clunky, but that's to be expected from a jam.
a grid of several houses with various details on the sidebars.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For Letania by Fashas fashas.itch.io/for-letania Papers Please, but bad. It has a very striking art style, but the confusing POV with unresponsive controls and little feedback make it almost impossible to play.
In an interrogation room with a gun and a pair of handcuffs.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Comes Deorsum by Die Poolnudel diepoolnudel.itch.io/gmtk-game-ja... I'm an easy mark for turn-based roguelikes, but something about this just didn't seem to work. IDK if I got just a really bad deal every time, but it seemed like there was only 1 viable option that did anything each round.
a square-headed enemy in a cravat sits across the table.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One Second to the Sky by mnemosynevl mnemosynevl.itch.io/one-second-t... This seems to be a pyrotechnician simulator. It's hard to really review this one, because obviously they're trying something unique, but it just seems wholly inaccessible unless you're already in the know.
Inside a fireworks launching platform.
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TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Countdown Placeholder Title by leifytwig leifytwig.itch.io/countdown Very engaging little puzzle game with a lot of potential, just lacks significant polish.
yellow and green diamonds placed on a gray road and green grass field
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