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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 04/10/2026
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 04/10/2026
for maximum effect, put a single memo trap in the whole game that's placed right before the final boss and lasts 20 seconds
the Ninja Spirit ninja pit
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 02/10/2026
I've been up 22 hours and I intended to continue playing Ace Combat 8 well into the dead of night, but my computer said
Linux Kernel message:

Memory Shortage Avoided
Steam has been terminated by the Linux Kernel because the system is low on memory. Consider closing unused applications or browser tabs.
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 28/09/2026
The psychoframe from Gundam: Char's Counterattack
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 27/09/2026
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 23/09/2026
Revised my VGM 5x5 again
Masanori Adachi, Taro Kudo - Super Castlevania IV
Yuki Ichiki, Ayako Minami, Hideyuki Eto - Armored Core Last Raven Original Soundtrack
Matt Uelmen - Diablo 1
Various Artists - Furi (Original Game Soundtrack)
Takayuki Aihara, Nobuyoshi Sano - Drag-on Dragoon Original Soundtrack Vol. 2
Tsukasa Saitoh - King's Field IV
Alexander Brandon, Michiel van den Bos - Unreal Gold (Original Soundtrack)
Taro Kudo - Axelay Original Soundtrack
Kenichiro Fukui - Einhänder Original Soundtrack
Yasuhisa Watanabe, ZUNTATA - Metal Black
Hitoshi Sakimoto - RADIANT SILVERGUN SOUNDTRACK+
Ryu Umemoto - Xenon "The Origin" - Ryu Umemoto Rare Tracks Vol.3
Kota Hoshino - Forever Kingdom
AKI, Hiroshi Kobayashi, Michiru Yamane - Contra Hard Corps
Various Artists - RUINER (Original Soundtrack)
Saori Kobayashi, Mariko Nanba - Panzer Dragoon Saga
Nobuo Uematsu - Final Fantasy VIII Original Soundtrack
Hisayoshi Ogura - G-Darius Original Arcade Score
Shinji Hosoe - Under Defeat -Sound Tracks-
Yuzo Koshiro - Streets of Rage 3 (Official Game Soundtrack)
Tsukasa Saitoh - Armored Core 3 Original Soundtrack
Descent: Freespace - The Great War
TONNOR / Ruminant's Whimper - Hellsinker.
Hyakutaro Tsukumo - Hyper Duel
Siter Skain - RefleX Original Soundtrack
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 22/09/2026
Watched Johnnie To's BREAKING NEWS (2004). A cops-vs-robbers game that extends into both parties manipulating the media for their own ends, part of which involves having a lunch break right in the middle of a hostage situation. May also contain the first 360 no-scope in cinema history
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 22/09/2026
okay man
a warning in a Kdenlive window that reads "Your disk space is limited (2,3 TiB)"
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 22/09/2026
Taken aback by this reveal in the Apothecary Diaries where the main bishonen character isn't just born pretty, but also actually taking Ming Dynasty HRT
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 19/09/2026
Ace Combat pilots when they see a plane-sized gap that's completely unrelated to the objective
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 15/09/2026
SoP's endgame has been bothering me by repeating the same enemy+space configurations of the past 20 hours but with slightly tougher enemy variants, but when it finally does shake up the enemy+space configuration like it does here, it also lets you back up into the entry hallway as a safe zone
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 13/09/2026
Enemy behavior design moment
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 12/09/2026
I take great issue when a tetsuzanko gets translated to "Steel Peak" or alike instead of leaving it untranslated
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 11/09/2026
This is not a fucking cube
Strangers of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origins screenshot of a Proto Cube being used. The pedestal on the centers shows that a sphere was placed
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 08/09/2026
I just logged in and is this good
everyone on my feed calling the Ocarina of Time remake ugly as shit
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 07/09/2026
Fun fact: Shunichi Taniguchi of TENGO Project fame (both the original and remakes of Shadow of the NInja, Pocky & Rocky, The Ninja Warriors Again, etc.) was amongst the 3D artists for this game, and the Dr. Slump PS1 game. Not only is he a pixel maestro, but was a damn skilled 3D artist too
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 06/09/2026
All-timer Freespace Moment™
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 05/09/2026
Finally,
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 03/09/2026
Managed to get most of Metal Gear REX done in time for MGS1's anniversary. Couldn't get some details and the topcoating done in time though
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 31/08/2026
Didn't grab much swag this Gamescom other than this Signalis print and BIRDCAGE vinyl (I have no vinyl player)
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 30/08/2026
The duality of the modern retro gaming scene
A Gamescom stand, to the right a glass display of real Neo Geo related products, to the left an AI-generated poster advertising the NEO GEO GERMANY magazine
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 25/08/2026
After some point it feels like this:
A screencap of Shogun edited to say "I don't have time for this HETEROSEXUAL nonsense."
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 24/08/2026
This was meant to be a tutorial for how to use traps to your advantage, but instead...
Shiren 4 Plus message log:
>Girl: You can wipe out monsters in one hit with the explosion from a Landmine.
>Girl: Of course, you'll also take damage from the explosion, so be a bit careful.
>Stepped on Landmine.
... But it didn't trigger.
>Mid Chintala did 15 damage to Shiren. 
Shiren collapsed.
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 23/08/2026
Thanks for clearing that up
Shiren 4 Plus message log:

>Picked up Identify Scroll.
>Lime Grass inserted into Identify Pot[3].
>Red Grass inserted into Identify Pot[2].
>Read Identify Scroll.
>Herb was Herb!
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 22/08/2026
Interesting
Shiren 4 Plus tutorial text explaining how to tweet
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 21/08/2026
Watched THE BLADE (1995). Cheh's One-Armed Swordsman retold in the style of Tetsuo II: Body Hammer. Impressive choreography is edited such that only the movement, energy and impression of the strikes remain, and the narrative is no different. The final boss has at least five phases.
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 21/08/2026
AI is undermining yet another beloved cultural institution: Japanese arcade games with earnest but broken English
The DonPachi (US version) copyright intro screenZero Wing cutscene, CATS saying ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO USAero Fighters 2 interlude
Dolphin: I never thought I'd be frying over a jungle.The Ninja Warriors arcade ending screen:

"THE TROUBLED COUNTRY SEEMED TO BE FINISHED BY THE DEATH OF THE WICKED MACHINES.

BUT THE PEACE DID NOT CAME.

BECAUSE NINJA WARRIORS,
THEY ARE THE IMMORTAL MURDER MACHINES....."
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 18/08/2026
DIO holding a red Monster can while shouting "I REJECT MY SLEEP SCHEDULE! JOJO!!"
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 17/08/2026
I think that if you really insist on having non-combat downtime in your melee action game, that Furi had the right idea: do away with the inane filler puzzles and let the player walk around a pretty landscape at their own leisure. Give me vistas and strolling instead of box puzzles. Give me Nothing
The lead-up to The Burst in FuriKratos walking on The Sword of the Gods in God of War 1Dante walking on a path in purgatory in Devil May Cry 3Bayonetta 2
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 15/08/2026
Three YouTube shorts for Benny "The Jet" Urquidez
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 13/08/2026
moment
a folder of video recordings for failed Under Defeat 2-ALL attempts made across the past three weeks
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 10/08/2026
[playing recordings of my failed clear attempts next to eachother and finding no difference in game speed] I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW MARUYAMA UNLOCKED THAT FRAMERATE! I KNOW IT WAS 120FPS, ONE DAY AFTER 9/11! AS IF I WOULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE. NEVER. NEVER! I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T PROVE IT. HE-
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 10/08/2026
Now it's just doing this on launch for me. Why the fuck did it start doing this to me only now
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 03/08/2026
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 02/08/2026
Plus, for every guy complaining about cheese, there's two others who take everything in games at face value and think "oh, that's how the game is supposed to be played", even when it ends up detrimental to their experience in ways they often can't put to words
Evidently playtesters of Dishonored took the game a little too literally the first go around, requiring developer Arkane Studios to do a little bit of handholding to get them to complete the missions.

For example, “People would just walk around,” Arkane’s Julien Roby told Games.On.Net. “They didn’t even go upstairs because a guard told them they couldn’t. They’d say ‘Okay, I can’t go upstairs.'”

Let’s recap, team, you portray an assassin. This line of work isn’t known for asking permission to do things. On top of that, you’re an outlaw. That means you have a problem with authority.

Roby said the development team had to make sure the levels were given multiple means of reaching your objective without handholding. But it sounds like, in some cases, the game has to beat you over the head to get everyone to understand. Hence strolling into a room and everyone saying you should go upstairs, despite what that guard told you.

“We found that if we don’t give a little information, people just get lost and don’t know what to do,” Roby added. “So we tried to add this element that gave just a hint, to help a little.”

Dishonored Interview: Arkane on stealth, AI, player choice and much more [games.on.net via LazyGamer.]
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 29/07/2026
Gradually realizing that I've reached the ceiling of how much I can improve my routes, and that I will to have to lock in my sleep schedule and physical exercise if I am ever going to get this Under Defeat 2-ALL
Shrek in bed
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 28/07/2026
My Owsla is one of my crownpieces
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 28/07/2026
Back from my Gunpla hiatus with the Hi-Zack (AoZ Reboot version). It's like the Zaku equivalent of a guy who joins the army thinking he needs to be all muscled up while lacking basic endurance. Likewise, the hip joints here are as weak af and the big shoulderpads hamper poseability
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 26/07/2026
Meanwhile you look at how Japan was handling that, and you'll see publishers like Namco, Falcom, Taito and Konami were publishing physical album releases for their games since the late 80s, plus additional remix and arrange albums! No wonder why many of their old composers are still active!
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 26/07/2026
Also want to add how Western publishers neglected for the longest time to make their game soundtracks known (f.e. through album releases). You got a Western tribute album like this that knows famous Japanese game tunes from the 90s, but struggled to think of a Western game song older than five years
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 24/07/2026
Cleared the first loop of Under Defeat without dying for my first time, then lost all my lives in the first half of the second loop doing Stupid Shit™️. This is me at my woke-up-at-5AM-today-to-take-the-train-to-work-and-had-five-coffees-today power level
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 23/07/2026
You're also supposed to pronounce it as Alex
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 23/07/2026
The main design is the most blandest one I've seen since the AGE, but at least their jim looks like it has a distinct visual language
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 22/07/2026
why the fuck is the time between lock and fire RANDOM
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 21/07/2026
Alright, I think I'm ready to do a full Under Defeat 2-ALL (but I still didn't manage to kill the final boss on this attempt LMAO)
Under Defeat scoreboard for the second loop only on arcade mode.

#1ST STAGE 2-5 DATE 26/07/21 23:32:08
2,831,626 NAME: DRD (TESTAMENTENJOYMENT)

#2ND STAGE 2-5 DATE 26/06/16 21:47:38
2704460 NAME: SCC (StrayCatChillin)
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 20/07/2026
For some things that keep appearing in your life, you really have to eventually tell yourself: "I am way overleveled for this shit"
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 18/07/2026
A "This man is your FRIEND, he fights for FREEDOM" WW2 propaganda poster edited to show Orbb from Quake 3 and instead say "This ??? is your FRIEND, it fights for ??????"
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 18/07/2026
I was very careful and specific in my wording, man
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 17/07/2026
My dad is being forced to learn Git for his work and even he is now venting to me about how he couldn't find the downloads on a GitHub page and how he wished it just showed a simple download link instead of a long-ass README
GGST Testament about to be crushed by a Potemkin Buster
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 16/07/2026
Tier list of to what degree FPS protagonists would get oneshot by ChatGPT:
Tier list of FPS protagonists ranked on to what degree they'd get oneshot by ChatGPT
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