testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 18hConfession: I rarely text using abbreviations. I prefer folk spell words out. Every time I get a text (in Spanish) that says BD… my mind reads it as “baby daddy”. That is NEVER what they mean. A million percent of the time. But that’s what I see. A trillion percent of the time 🤷🏾♀️ 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Got my hair done today and suddenly I got errands to run all over town I don’t even live in France but Imma be out sightseeing awl evening! Folks gone see this (I’ve already been running through the African + Asian neighbourhoods. Praying for a man who cooks 👨🏾🍳) 001
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026This!! I’m childfree (tho currently caring for a 12 year old boy). I’m always baffled when his dad makes a slick comment about how good the boy has it with me Like?!? He’s supposed to have it better than we did. Ain’t no hard knock life for him over here 020
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026The catch is packing for my trip. I’m sure my destination is going to be cooler, temperature wise. I don’t believe in cold and my wardrobe reflects it 😭 Send help! (preferably in the form of a stylist) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026Now that it’s officially autumn, I was gonna go through my dresses to see what’s donated and what continues to next summer. Then I saw we’re forecast to be around 36°C through the weekend and… it might be too premature to store summer clothes 130
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026Out running errands and I noticed none of the bus drivers were accepting cash nor did they have any money on them. Today is #WorldCarFreeDay. All the urban (city) buses are completely free!! (For those with money loaded bus passes, no fare is deducted today) 010
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026My wallet be disowning #TheAdolescent every chance it get doe! I’m posed to be the #RichAuntie. This ain’t a sustainable LIFESTYLE!! He’s worth every bit of it. And more 💙 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026He watches #SupermarketSweep with Leslie Jones, #Ghostwriter, #WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSanDiego with me He’s content and comfortable at home. He’s developing into himself and learning in leaps and bounds. He’s thriving, given the circumstances. I’m so proud of him 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026He expects homemade baked goods for afternoon tea since I bake a couple times a week. He be putting in lunch orders for when he gets home from school. And movie snacks. I get tea on all the happenings with the students in 1° ESO. Kickboxing gets recounted in minute detail. His music be everywhere 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026I’m fighting for my LIFE!! He’s gotten accustomed to a certain lifestyle with me and… I lowkey love it. But, I’m solar powered and he be having me up at 6:30am because we gotta have brekkie + chat before school. He leaves for school before sunrise. Please leave me be. I love sleep ! 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026Me: that’s not my problem because what you say about ME having kids??? Him: you got a ME Me: what that mean? Him: 🗣️open your wallet!!! (How do I send this child back to #HisDaddy??? He be running my pockets with *glee* !) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026Working on the family budget with #TheAdolescent. He’s learning to consider money in real terms. He figured out what(some of) *his* expenses are and said “that’s a big number”. I told him kids/adolscents are expensive The following ensued Him: that’s not my problem because it’s not my wallet… 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026#TheAdolescent to his daddy: yes, I went to kickboxing and then I came straight home #TheAdolescent to me: a 10 minute recitation of everything from his exit to his return, including demonstrations of the exercises and people he saw (We live 3 blocks from his kickboxing. I wanna be a dad!) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026The positive is that he leaves the house before sunrise. Tomorrow I’m hopping back in the bed! 🛏️ 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026Nope! I was up with #TheAdolescent before his first day of school. I’d love to be sleep doe!! 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026My coffee lady will be seeing me this morning. I deserve!!! (Praying #TheAdolescent has a fabulous first day! He ain’t in primary school no more. Where does time go?!?) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026#TheAdolescent dad was here for the kid getting ready for his first day of school. Why this man got in the bed when the kid got out and SLEPT THROUGH it all??? I wanna be a dad SOOO bad!!! Meanwhile, I was fighting for my life… with decaf coffee 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026My coffee lady will be seeing me this morning. I deserve!!! (Praying #TheAdolescebt has a fabulous first day! He ain’t in primary school no more. Where does time go?!?) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026At bedtime, #TheAdolescent asked if I’d be getting up + getting ready with him in the morning for his first full day of ESO (secondary school). I told him that his dad would be here. He asked “what that gotta do with you?” So, I’ll be up (Who gone tell him I’m *NOT* the mama?!?) 220
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026I had #TheAdolescent watching #SupermarketSweep with me (when he asked to watch tv). We watched episodes with #LeslieJones as host. He loves her shoe game and might have a lil crush 😍🤩 #RepresentationMatters 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026Me: I’m Joe Clark #TheAdolescent: well, actually… this house is a democracy Me: why I give this kid rights? somebody come collect this European child of mine! (I still got my way so🫶🏾 he gone learn tuh-day!)) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026#TheAdolescent wanted one last movie before he starts ESO this week. Guess who finna watch Lean On Me? The opening scene with the deteriorated school??? His flabbers are gasted! This is finna be an adventure!! #SchoolStartsSoon #Instituto 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026Me: it’s almost basketball season. lemme renew my season ticket holder status Unable to find any way to do so, i check the news for recent stories about my team Plot twist: they dismantled the club. Ain’t no more basketball or #SportySunday for me 😭😭😭 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026How was that experience? (I haven’t tried online dating) 101
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026He knows I like to try unique flavours. It’s always a gamble. I’m surprised he liked the Spicy Mayo Pringles. I’m extra glad he ate them so I ain’t have to. They woulda been in the compost too! 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026#TheAdolescent love to stay up under me when I’m trying new snacks. I had some Spicy Crayfish Lay’s. We each tried exactly ONE. Now, all of a sudden, he think I need space (Them chips got tossed in the compost so damn fast!) 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026Me: minding my business and eating my lil fudgy brownie #TheAdolescent: you wanna. watch a #Ghostwriter? So …now we’re watching an episode. He swear he Jamal because he’s Black + the “leader”. I’ll take it. Because he’s interested in reading and writing more now #RepresentationMatters 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026I’m practicing to improve my baking skills. #TheAdolescent is pleased He ain’t finna eat all my attempts doe! Find some fruit or something. Might hafta start gifting my trials to friends and neighbours 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026I got some of my fellow middle aged, financially stable cousins to buy into the trip idea!! We can help share costs with our younger and/or not as financially stable cousins. This makes the trip affordable and accessible to as many cousins as possible. Love this for us!! 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026I’ve officially contacted at least one cousin from each of my 5 paternal uncles. Keeping the family together might just could work!! I love being the new adults. We shaking things up Grateful my cousins are responsive and willing to participate. My heart is FULL 🥰🥰🥰 112
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026#TheAdolescent is going through my Kerrygold *and* Lurpak! He finna start getting this regular ol’ butter from these Spsnish cows. My budget ain’t designed for a pre-teen boy! Imma be hurting hurting when he turns 13 in February 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026Tried the passion fruit Snickers. I’m glad I bought two! #SnickersMaracuya 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026#TheAdolescent claimed tomorrow as one of his weekly cooking days (he’s learning) I told him my food requests. Why this boy tell me he already got a fixed menu in mind? Also, why do he got expensive taste? This my fault for introducing him to nice things. Lemme return him to his daddy!! 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026I been bopping with KidsBop doe! All the the hits be on there (He got it playing in both English and Spanish) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026#TheAdolescent *woke up* blasting Central Cee. He tried to play that in the living room whilst working on our puzzles. I asked for something less vulgar without profanity Why this child say 🗣️Alexa, play KidsBop?!? (I’m tired of being bullied in my own house) 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026To be fair, he did say tonight’s movie night was better than going out with his friends (I suggested he meet up with his peoples at the park). That means a lot coming from #TheAdolescent Savouring these days whilst they last 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026Kiddo wanna act like he ain’t gonna go to bed after movie night. Kept playing with the remote. I didn’t argue; I turned the tv off remotely. He forget it’s Alexa in this house. Keep playing and I’ll turn the internets off. EYE got data, beloved #FridayNightLightsOut 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026Imma eat my lil after lunch dessert fruit, but I’m asking for M&M cookies for afternoon tea Matter fact, I might ask for oatmeal raisin cookies. (I won’t hafta share) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026He think he me! I know I run a tight ship, but his options were extreme! To be fair, I was allowed unlimited amounts of my choices (Now, if I go on holiday and leave him with his dad… I’d be the villain) 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026The #BoyChild made lunch today (his father was with him). I walked in to a fully set table, my kitchen clean and a super proud adolescent. The food was delicious I didn’t hafta do anything but eat. I asked my dessert options and this kid said 🗣️ water, water, or fruit! 110
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026put on the REAL “Annie”. Me: this *is* the real Annie Him: No! The one with the pretty Black girl, Jamie Foxx and Charlie’s Angel (Cameron Díaz) Me: originally she was a redhead (Now he’stryna google it because he’s only seen the Black Annie. We’ll be watching HIS “real Annie” 🎞️ ) 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026Today #TheAdolescent learned that “Annie” ain’t always been Black. He wanted me to watch a movie with him (I’m NOT a movie person). I requested a musical 🎶 and he knows I’ll sit through “Annie” nicely. I pulled up the original Annie (just to mess with him) This boy talmbout “Stop playing… 120
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026To be fair, I’m sure he sick of me too He asked a variety of opening question. Mine was always “is your person Black?” #GameNight 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026#TheAdolescent just asked me if I’ve been to a Bob Marley concert because we both have dreadlocks. It’s now his bedtime (Bob Marley died before I was born. We were playing #GuessWho . Our version has different categories with both real+fictional persons) 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026#BoyChild clearly had me confused. We need a resolution like Aaliyah. I ain’t finna be stressed in MY house. And you ain’t finna play me against your father. I said what said and I meant it. With me and when you’re with him Rules, expectations and consequences are CONSISTENT 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026I was ready to lose my cool with #TheAdolescent. While he went out with friends, I let his dad know what was going on. When the #BoyChild got home and saw his daddy? Loved it for me! I lead the chat then his dad followed up with support. He even threw in some extra razzle dazzle. 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026It sux that it’s become enmeshed in my #LikeList, but I do enjoy how exasperated he gets when I misname his musicians Me: this Lil Nosey, ain’t it? Him: Lil MOSEY Me: what that girl name? Allspice? Him: her name is ICE SPICE Me: that’s right, Old Spice! Him, fed up: you don’t know music (I win 🫶🏾😇) 000
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026I shoulda neva let #TheAdolescent use my Alexa for music. Why is it recommending Central Cee, Lil Mosey and Ice Spice??? I’m 41. Gimme back my K-Ci + JoJo, Anthony Hamilton, Boyz, Mariah, Luther. Y’all ain’t got no Mariah, Whitney, Monica? A splash of Brandy? #MiddleAgedMusic 100
testament3 @testament3.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026Lil Boy, you want more sweets or not?!? You know the rules. Don’t act cuz you got a lil audience. 000