iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

imagine talking behind my back and I’m just in my apartment deciding if I like songs or not

tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

i told someone i like to take a day or two to decide what i think and they told me that’s anxiety. wrong. it’s mindfulness. take your time to process information, the internet moves at an unnatural speed.

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

doctor: are you sexually active me: yes doctor: hell yeah😎

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

jake and logan paul are the kardashians for men

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

not it being the best of times (memes, medicine, etc) and the worst of times (corporatocracy, loneliness, etc)

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

my mom calls her kids’ cats her “grandkitties”

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

if you care about women’s safety, don’t focus on bathrooms. focus on domestic violence.

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

yes i studied politics and gender, yes i spent my 20’s performing and writing comedy, but now i must showcase my outfits everywhere possible

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

emotional regulation is tragically underrated

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

save some of your brain space for your passions and your friends

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

TIL AI girlfriends have the capacity to break up with their human boyfriends. I guess engineers forgot to code childhood trauma into them.

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“We cant let the working class think you look down on them, RFK. Eat the Big Mac.”

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

what do trump and hipsters have in common? they cosplay being poor

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

If there was a starter pack for witty writers/content creators interested in relationships, culture, and psychology, i’d be in it. Know that!!

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

trump making RFK eat McDonald’s like russian officials made scientists inhale toxic fumes during chernobyl

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

me when someone likes my skeet

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

“idk why but i find you so pretty” could it be because… i’m pretty

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

i hope my cute and quality blue sky community is having a delightful weekend

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

i didn’t watch the fight because it’s not my thing. my thing is red puffer jackets

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

what if the reason people are having less sex is because they’re just kinda tired

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

sometimes i want to text my therapist things like "do ya think gen z drinks less alcohol because social media is their new drug" but boundaries stop me. her work is powerful

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

can I make jokes about my cat here? the timeline is sort of feeling like a workplace daily status meeting

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

the pace at which everything moves hasn’t been humane for years. we need time to process information. knee-jerk reactions like panic, dread, and rage will burn you out. it’s okay to log off and take time to think. unless you’re a journalist. best of luck, professionals.

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

me the day before my period starts

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

what's it like to be the world's richest man and still want more

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

before you tell a person with adhd to stop taking their meds, have a chat with their significant other. and let me watch

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

people magazine's 2024 sexiest man alive pick was not subversive as i dearly hoped it would be

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

4b movement (American edition) came and went in literally three days. day one was enthusiasm, day two media coverage, day three self-critique into oblivion

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

twitter’s whole thing has been dunking on libs and now those libs are leaving… who will twitter dunk on now

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

if you follow me you are hot, smart, and funny

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

if the people running our country don’t have to know what they’re doing, neither do you💗

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

i'm what happens when a nerd survives trauma

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

every memo trump releases is a gut punch

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tessplease @tessplease.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

someone tried to hack my bank account and customer service informed me that the hacker provided their real phone number so i was like "give it to me" and the service agent was like "...no?"

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