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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 14h
My 4.5 y/o would like to welcome you to Jackass.
Ready to roll down a ramp crooked in a tube. Welcome to Jackass. Guitar riff
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went out for a dinner & movie al fresco, but technical difficulties required us to stay up past our bedtime at home.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This:
Forgive the bad texters
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Got to sneak away from work for a little bit to be shown around by the local forest preserve by my little tour guide.
Chalkin’Touchin’ grass.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apple cider donut ice cream.
Apple cider donut ice cream.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My son has those hooded towels, and sometimes when he gets out of the bath he pulls the “wanna buy a sundial?” flasher bit from Hercules. It is unfortunately very funny.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV on AI art.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Met some snakes and a lizard at the Fall Fest.
Petting a snake. Another 🐍Bearded Dragon
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All from today. We’re very lucky to have a well-rounded daycare where a 4.5 y/o gets to explore the world around him.
Chopping tomatoes. PaintingClimbing trees
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have Covid/flu shots all set up for the fam. My son told me I could borrow his favorite stuffy (a possum) to help me be brave. 🥹
My son’s favorite stuffy - a possum
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fried chicken with leaving a wedding for.
Fucking incredible fried chicken.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congrats to the couple!
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I agree with Ron Swanson on weddings:
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw some old friends from my 20s at a party tonight, and it has never been more clear that I have a type.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got to cheer on our high school neighbor & sometimes babysitter at flag football.
# 1 fan.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When your pre-schooler gets up-close-and personal with his toy camera.
A little too close.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Action shots from a return to ninja class.
Swinging from an obstacleReaching for the rings.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finished this one last night, read the author’s first book a few years ago. A very different perspective for a superhero story.
Villain, by Natalie Zina Walschots
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the last outdoor ice cream of the year … Went for the gusto with cotton candy flavored ice cream.
Eating the sugar-iest thing maybe in existence. The board at Hole in the Wall Custard Shoppe
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m an evangelist for the Vick’s shower steamers, but I’ll be damned if these aren’t good too for battling a daycare cold.
Vick’s vapo-inhaler
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Devoured this one in two sittings. The series is great.
3 Hitmen & a Baby. Assassin’s anonymous series. & a few others on my shelf
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Saw a meme on IG about looking at your precious child and how one day they’ll have an email address and it’s just so crushing.
Not A Wolf’s finest.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All the thumbs up for dim sum at Duck Duck Goat, and a special shout out for the Wabbit Season cocktail:
Wabbit Season at Duck Duck Goat
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three-day weekend type activities.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At their great-grandmother’s 93rd birthday. 4.5 y/o wears same size clothes as his 9 y/o cousin.
Wearing same size clothes.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When you successfully bribe your son into eating more of his dinner by saying he can watch a clip of Godzilla using his atomic breath. . .
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Accidentally bought two of these for my wife’s birthday. If anyone is interested hmu.
LEGO Dark flower arrangement.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First day of Pre-K! Picked (by himself) the perfect shirt to introduce him to his new teachers. This time next year he’ll be a kindergartner!
Your local unreliable narrator on his first day of Pre-K
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Setting my wife up a recovery station as she recovers from a medical procedure.
Obviously not enough bevvies.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hit up Sugar Moon this AM.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
RIP my youth.
A damning admission.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My most recent @bookshop.org order has a theme.
We Are Not Machines - Sarah O’Connor
Reverse Centaur - Cory Doctrow
Nerd Reich - Gil Duran
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The parent algorithm strikes again.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Made some of the fish I caught. Used this recipe: heygrillhey.com/hot-smoked-s... but used cherry wood and added a little bourbon to the glaze. A bit of a smoked old fashioned salmon.
Maple-orange glazed salmon before it went in the smoker.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hell yeah.
Clockwise: a peach & goat cheese galette, peach tea cruffin, twice baked s’more croissant from PQB Oak Park
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No, because indeed and LinkedIn have become absolute slop wastelands. The worst enshittified sites imaginable.
Is this question rhetorical?
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Would.
Summer cruffin.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Punish the villains™ - Internet Hippo
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Looks like I have to head back to the Zoo when I’m back in DC in April. www.instagram.com/p/Db-zRRIlNq...
New Red Panda cubs at the Smithsonian Zoo.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A real missed opportunity. Who wants to go to the cryptozoology museum?
A missed opportunity to go to the cryptozoology museum.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Obligatory.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Last week’s beach weekend got canceled, but made it to Foster Ave beach today.
Foster Ave Beach, Edgewater, Chi.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Still finishing Control Science, but 3 Hitmen and a Baby is on deck.
3 Hitmen and a Baby by Rob Hart
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ah yes, waterproof uno deck, why go anywhere without one?
Waterproof uno cards because why not.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Planned beach day got rained out, but had a backup plan.
Setting eyes on suburban LegoLand for the first time. Posing 👍🏻👍🏻With Batman With our LEGO haul.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
House by the bagel shop leaves its decorations up year-round. Little known fact that the ‘B’ in LGBTQ stands for bones.
Summer Pride Skeleton 🌈
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shout out to my son who managed to order an ice cream as big as his head tonight.
4 y/o showing off his ice cream bar.
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tesseff2.bsky.social @tesseff2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thank you to the UIC professor who felt strongly about the Richard J Daley administration for facilitating this month’s book club so I did not have to because I chose the book for this month.
Clout City by Dominic Pacyga
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