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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids

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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | 25+ | tessaract.gay • 📜 Creator of @sunkenscrolls.ink • 🚛 Backline for @11ft8.ink • 🎨 Icon by @glackattack.bsky.social

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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Skycolourgirl stickers are out skycolourgirl.bandcamp.com/merch
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 25/11/2025
I don't really get the argument for all modes? Sure there is variety for players/viewers, but the other modes are so turbulent and snowball a ton. The fundamental skills all carry over anyways. We should just stick to playing Air Ride only #highdivkirby
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 16h
I'd recommend Libretube, though it occasionally breaks as it's dependent on how quickly people can fix issues YouTube causes Firefox + uBlock + Background Play on the YouTube mobile site is another option
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 16h
cWell Mako Zones: RLG4-NC2V-DN69-M2JC vWell Umami Tower: RYR8-PQMP-WTFL-V0AS Bulbz Manta Zones: RTVT-WWBQ-JV3T-8WJS Please I need seal pictures
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20h
The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...
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Brine @brinewater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
big challenges will i win tristrike tuesday big challenges: big challenges thank you big challenges
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
189112423061
Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 06/10/2026
This was in Texas too (granted kinda close to a more liberal university but still a very red area otherwise) Making the appointment (oh my god that was a nerve-wracking call) and showing up is the hard part in my experience
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 06/10/2026
They mostly just asked about health history stuff I guess to make sure there wasn't some big safety issues
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 06/10/2026
Planned Parenthood uses an informed consent model - they asked me about my dysphoria and I talked a little about it but they were happy to give an estrogen script. They generally aren't looking to gatekeep, cis people aren't trying to take HRT to transition
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 06/10/2026
The prevalence of people using yuri instead of lesbian feels like manufactured consent, a way for people (mostly cishet men) to further lesbian erasure. It's why I appreciate dyke so much as a word, it cuts through the bullshit
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
IMK Corne (CRKBD PCB layout) w/Zilent V2 67g + PBS MV Classic keycaps Apple trackpad in the middle, I have it wired so that I can swap a thunderbolt cable between my work laptop and desktop to always keep it paired
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I'm trying my best but it's no Ploopy :/
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
This is what technology should look like
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
This one didn't exist until 2022 so I was kinda flailing for most of my life with the other 7 😭
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I was on it with other antidepressants too (viibryd then luvox), and at one point I was temporarily on 3 while I tapered from one to another. Most of my antidepressants felt like sugar pills to me; I'm sure there was some difference but never a massive one.
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I just... didn't notice it after a while. It was inoffensive and what I was used to at a certain point. I never really noticed it do much, but most antidepressants besides cymbalta haven't given me side effects. I only noticed it whenever I ran out a couple times and had withdrawal symptoms
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
It's Auvelity btw, weird combo of Wellbutrin + DXM. Apparently acts on the same receptors as ketamine which is why I delayed starting it for a while when I was still doing those treatments. And I was on Wellbutrin for years up until now too, thank you DXM
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
It took ages to get to that point and I still have things I need to do, but alleviating my base mental health issues have helped make progress on my transition possible again. Before it was driven by spite and relief, now it's a bit more out of self love? Still messy for sure
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I found taking steps to transition helped a lot (HRT, laser, name changes, new clothes, etc.) but it never fixed underlying issues. Helped a lot don't get me wrong, but it didn't solve everything. I still deal with dysphoria but it's not the primary source of distress for me anymore
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I've done 3 partial programs, ketamine treatments for 2½ years, so many different meds, therapy 2-3 times/wk. Those all helped but I've been stagnant for so long. Getting a new job helped but only so much. I talk about my mental health negatives so often, I wanted to share the positive for once
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I can access my emotions better, feel more open with people, am better able to communicate + express boundaries. First couple weeks were rough and they still leave me feeling a bit wired, but I'm happier than I was before and this is only a month or so in.
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
When people said their antidepressants helped their lives improve, I always assumed they were lying. And for good reason, I've been on 7 different ones starting from the 5th grade. My new one is actually making all these small improvements that I feel stacking up over time. It's nice.
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
Our coach Shark told me my best hammer at Riptide wasn't the one that got a triple and cleared our plat to stop a push, it was me rushing right side undertow with one to create a big diversion for a rainmaker push left. Send the wellstring on a suicide mission right path, not the rainmaker.
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I can't speak to exact technical or design limitations obviously, but imagine the power of "oh hey you wanna play this cool game with me" and it doesn't cost $550?
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
Raiders didn't do this, an exclusively story based game that already has mechanisms to keep players from venturing too far when playing online together. I'm sure performance is a big factor in this, but is dropping to 30 FPS not a potential compromise? Why not build the game with this in mind?
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
Something I don't see enough discussion around as a Splatoon 4 feature is actual split screen multiplayer, story mode and/or online. Feel like I see this request so often amongst casual players and it could do so much to get someone into the series
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
Of course things like Luigi's Mansion or Kirby could've had competent 2 player modes, that's not a performance limitation
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I've seen so many people say they want to play Splatoon single or multiplayer split screen and even Raiders couldn't pull it off. Maybe a deliberate design decision but still guessing a performance one They could've compromised by dropping to 30 fps maybe?
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
My guess is that performance was a big factor in pulling this off, a lot of first party games barely seemed to hit 30 or 60 fps. Sure single screen stuff is fine, but split screen might've been too optimistic for the very underpowered hardware
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/04/2026
That must make wellstring the top 0.6 anchor in the game, since it has 67% more arrow per arrow than bow
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 05/10/2026
I use a combination of photopea for raster graphics (photoshop clone in browser), pinta (paint.net inspired), and boxy svg (vector graphics)
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11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 19/09/2026
11 ft 8 Bridge is recruiting a 5th player! Do you enjoy being EVIL with your weapon, a supportive team environment, and destroying rental trucks? We could be the team for you! More information: 11ft8.ink/pages/recrui... Application form: forms.gle/N2MzztDwcPkb... #compsplatoon
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
Alternatively
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
Please I need a seal
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
If you can't tell neither of these are questions I need answered haha, more that I think they could be interesting talking points. Like coach -> players is weird because how do you gauge how well a coach fits when there's no games to review? We solved this with me doing scrims -> mock VOD reviews
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
Our coach has described having it as having someone who handles the analytic stuff better and someone who's a bit more vibes based. One might be good for more strategic things or game plans like you said, the other could focus more on big picture, comms, mental, overall direction, etc.
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
What are your thoughts on a team having multiple coaches? Do you think the multiple perspectives help or can conflict? How do you feel about the idea of teams recruiting a coach before any of the players? (What our team did, curious about your take on it)
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11 ft 8 Bridge @11ft8.ink · 04/10/2026
Heyyyyyyy any D3-4 teams wanna scrim us tomorrow (Monday) at 8pm EST for a tryout? We don’t bite 👉👈 Plz Dm @glaciermagic if interested! #compsplatoon
static.klipy.com
Overheight Truck Hits Bridge, Roof Comes Off
ALT: Overheight Truck Hits Bridge, Roof Comes Off
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
I wrote a post on the team site about my experience helping to put together this team and what it means to me 🥹 Love everyone on 11 ft 8 Bridge a ton, and I'm so glad that taking the harder but better path forward a year ago paid off the way it did 11ft8.ink/pages/year-1/
11ft8.ink
11 ft 8 Bridge - Year 1*
A look back at the team’s first* year
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glack! @glackattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1yr ago I volunteered as a team manager for 11ft8 Bridge! We're stronger than ever atm and thank you everybody for supporting us
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Synapse @sighnapss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Z Tier Players won New Inklan #7! Ggs to everyone we fought! Roster from left to right: @nep2ne-tv.bsky.social: 96/Vshot @miner49er.bsky.social: Brush @stormttek.bsky.social: Chump Zap/Vshot @sighnapss.bsky.social: 52/Dapple/Blaster @/WrenTheTinyBird: Pencil
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
Actually the charger went kinda crazy, respect to them Almost feel bad about headshotting their crab 😈
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 04/10/2026
Hitting my shots until the charger hits their shot (my team bullied them into crab ball form after this it's ok) #splatoonclips
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 03/10/2026
Bulbz Tri-Stringer dares to ask the question "what if every part of your kit required hitting a precise shot" and I love it
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 03/10/2026
@shinypikmin.sunsetsurge.ink's video about hitting your shots keeps getting in my head, it's nefarious Anyways here's me hitting my shots and playing for the clip 😤 #splatoonclips
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 03/10/2026
Never beating the "wellstring clips are just hammer" allegations 😭
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
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glack! @glackattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
custom magic card commission for my friend Jumpabar!! formatting by @lymil.bsky.social
#art #splatoonart magic card showing an inkling holding a hydra splatling with the text "Jumpabar, Hydra Main {1}{G}{W}
Legendary Creature — Octopus Ranger
{T}: Put a charge counter on Jumpabar.
Full Charge- Whenever Jumpabar attacks or blocks, remove all charge counters from him. If a counter was removed this way, he gets +4/+1 and gains first strike, reach, and trample until end of turn. 
Doubles (You can have two commanders if both have doubles.)
3/2"
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Tessaract ➜ River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 03/10/2026
Didn't get the result I was looking for but got this fun quad on the winning team :) #splatoonclips #newinklan #compsplatoon
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