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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 21h

“hottest new Mario character” is definitely a combination of words I would not have expected to be used to describe Gooigi

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 21h

can they add Conker in there to make it a threesome

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean the original had it too if you count the bloke with a football for a head

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

viral green goo meme reference in the big ‘26?????????? can we get a w cinna in the chat?????????

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Mewze Mewze Laughing

ALT: Mewze Mewze Laughing

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

happy October!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

have you tried using a Geiger counter instead that may have the same effect?

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Scott the Woz got the fallout 3 filter 💔

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

pre ordered that stealing car game wow this is gonna be the most woeful month wait ever

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

mfw someone says I’ll kick your butt in smash bros

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it’s now too old to order off the kids menu… 💔

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

balan wonderworld… the true mark of an epic gamer…

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

how could splatoon be overrated it literally has Marie in it

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wanna know what was going through the random Sega employee that decided to make this announcement’s head

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

who else remembers where they were when Nintendo officially announced Todd Howard

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

notice how none of the games have Mario in the title… I think Nintendo may have still forgotten about him

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

how long do you think it'll be before this image finds its way onto the server

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

noticing a pattern here with my posts: - I post about marie: many likes - I don’t post about marie: who cares should I just stop posting about anything that isn’t marie smh my head

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It's Marie Monday: Splatoon Character

ALT: It's Marie Monday: Splatoon Character

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

then I woke up the next day and got some gabagool

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

top three Halloween costumes for 2026: 1 - chicken tikka masala 2 - David Mitchell eating a pizza 3 - verity

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my last post about Marie was nearly a week ago so uh I <3 marie splatoon

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

one really weird thing online that I absolutely love is pictures of David Mitchell eating pizza, it’s so funny to me for no reason like why is he always photographed with a pizza and why is he eating it with a knife and fork

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

what’s next? being able to steal cars?

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Minecraft Dungeons 2 is good but why can’t I play as Steve in it 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ah ok well I think crash bandicoot is a bloke so maybe she wouldn’t breed him after all

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m shaking and crying he better not die if he dies I’m going to be heartbroken #prayforscratchcat

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no scratch cat don’t die please

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“I wish a cartoon that has Zach Hadel in it gets added to Fortnite!” *the monkey’s paw curls*

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

time has genuinely gone by so quickly over the last few years and thats also really weird to me like what do you mean 2022 was four years ago

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

fun fact im turning 20 at the end of the month and that’s an absolutely terrifying thought because that means im gonna be nearly a proper adult but all i do is sit on my arse and play Minecraft all day so yeah no clue where I’m going with this, the idea of turning 20 is just weird to me lol

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

why would his crash bandicussy be getting ravaged by a strap

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the type of greed they talk about in the bible

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do you think the Ishmael nendoroid and the Crash Bandicoot nendoroid would breed

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just found out you can make some of the dinosaur fossils in new horizons move if you interact with them the game has been out nearly seven years and i didn’t know this

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Clam Chowder @tesco-express.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hope the water will look nice in this game

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