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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief.

@tervicz.bsky.social
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Chicken thief, to be severely punished...

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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It would be a shame if a lot of crypto currency was vaporised along with it...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How to have fun as a chicken thief? Step 1: find a zoo. Step 2: find the feeder chicken coop. Step 3: break into this chicken coop and steal chickens. Step 4: get caught.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Use the tiny hole right next to the fun button.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Note that digesting is just one way to punish chicken thieving. There are so many fun ways, including extreme undressing.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They could treat you like an eclair: suck out some of the filling first, then eat you whole.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the Beastars black market, born with South Park's Kenny's mechanics she could make a lot of money I guess.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you wish you were born in the Beastars universe? Do you wish to be reborn there as some kind of Kenny?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You get the chance to join a wolf pack, but only as it's lowest member. As the lowest member you only get to eat the food after the others already digested it. Will you still join the wolf pack?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lately, for some reason, I feel an urge to cuddle with a big snake. Once upon a time I could at a friend's house. But that time is gone.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How about a chicken thief appreciation day? What day should we chose?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mouth to ass...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The stomach that was also a graveyard?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Art by Abracon. No worries, he's having fun. This is what stealing chickens rewards you. This was one of the stepping stones to where I am as a fox, one of my extreme nudity fetish moments...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does your tiger like chicken thieves?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How about a throat that never clogs?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sure I would fit in...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For some reason I cannot message you.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That link does not work.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does she like chicken thieves?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stripped, cold and wet. And totally dishonoured for not being a good prey. For today is a good day to digest.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I steal your chickens, will you stuff me in there?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I stole your chickens. Sorry! (not sorry)
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many chickens does a fox need to steal to get digested? How many to get digested alive and conscious?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe it's simply their job to eat cute chicken thieves? If they don't want to get fired they'd better eat them!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll gladly clean that plug!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of no! I wonder what could happen next...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What does stealing chickens mean?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Personally, I really like the idea of being food for another being after death, as a means to dispose of my body. We are basically all traffic jams of atoms. If my traffic jam is no longer of use, it may be added to another traffic jam. Flesh, organs, bones... Bear, alligator, snake, whatever...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next year, on April 1st. No need to make it sooner.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good bottle of wine to wash down the food with may help.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wrote a new story. Read the tags before reading the story. aryion.com/g4/view/1312...
aryion.com
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes! More protein!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is not as easy as it appears in fantasy, if you wish to make it real. Piss is easy. Solids however are not only stinky and bitter, but also have a difficult texture. If you wish to test your toilets, do it either at their place or a neutral place, so it's not your mess when they fail.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An old YCH commission from @tacokurt.bsky.social This is what happens to chicken thieves. This is why I steal chickens all the time.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now I'm hungry...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Create a pecking order. You can use #1, then #1 feeds #2 and so forth. Let them compete to be #1?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh no! *drinks*
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll steal your chicken.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe I do want to play "chicken thief" sometimes, with all its consequences...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You just need to chase more chicken thieves...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
aryion.com/g4/view/1310... Fresh story.
aryion.com
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let's build a bright new future with chicken thieving foxes as either main ingredients or serving toilets! Also, let us foxes steal more chickens!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bind them!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes! Want this!
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chicken thieving foxes always get what they deserve. But what do I deserve for stealing chickens?
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And in a day or so he'll be a hot and steamy p***...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Knowing Whatsisname...
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While others want to be the chicken thieving ingredient.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you have a teleportal? I'm in need of losing weight.
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Tervicz the Fox and certified chicken thief. @tervicz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Digestible bondage might be a good addition. Sausage casing (intestines actually) might be an option.
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