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Terrible Band Names

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I make funny, strange, and often tasteless songs from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics: linktr.ee/terriblebandnames Other interests: art, comics, film, animals, toys.

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.

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Violent Tantrum on Stairs

Alt: From the movie Animal House, a toga-clad Bluto Blutarsky (John Belushi) smashes another man's acoustic guitar against a wall

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Apropos of nothing, here's the most viewed thing from my YouTube channel (180K views).

Wilhelmina Wanklin - My Favorite (Perverted) Things

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People who don't follow AEW don't understand how much it's doing to normalize men hugging each other, telling their male friends that they love them, and weeping from grief.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This band has a better solution for the Cornell rapists than making them write essays. 🎵 God bless Mother Nature She's an angry woman too She took over Heaven And she did what she had to do She exhorted every angel And rearranged the sky So that each and every rapist Could be pulped and liquefied

Bitchkrieg - It's Raining Blood [Metal, 1987]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To the tune of "Father Figure" by George Michael: 🎵 I will be your human printer Put your tiny hand in mine I will be your keeper creeper Bunny boiling concubine I will be your human printer "Truthing" memes I found online I will be the one who stalks you 'Til the end of time

An image of Natalie Harp. She's wearing a green dress and standing in front of the tacky gold-colored crapola in Trump's Oval Office. Against a white background on the right side of the image is the following text, a parody of the lyrics to "Father Figure" by George Michael:

I will be your human printer
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your keeper creeper
Bunny boiling concubine
I will be your human printer
"Truthing" memes I found online
I will be the one who stalks you
'Til the end of time

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The President of the United States is a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Based on his relative youth, JD Vance is more likely to be a furry than any other elected member of the executive branch in U.S. history.

Jack Chick "They hated Jesus because He told them the truth" meme but with "TBN" (this account) telling the rabble about JD Vance and his relatively high chance of being a furry

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Pornolize a movie In Her Majesty's Secret Crevice

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What's your favorite gif?

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Willem Dafoe's Creepy Evil Laugh

Alt: Willem Dafoe's Creepy Evil Smile

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A lot of people owe Sluggo an apology.

While walking alongside Nancy and smiling, Sluggo says "I've sure got smart brains."

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BREAKING: Thanks to fellow patriot Kash Patel, heartland rocker Jesse Cheekwater is now eligible to join the FBI! 🎵 Well, I first smoked meth in a small town Learned to fear foreigners in a small town Screwed a goat in a small town And I caught a goat disease #MusicSky

Jesse Cheekwater - Jackin' Diane in Smalltown, U.S.A. (A Tribute to Mellencamp)

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of my toxic traits is that I judge Criterion Closet participants by whether they picked any foreign films. Anyone who selected only English-language movies was not deserving of the Closet's bounty. That person has brought dishonor to the Criterion Closet and should feel bad #FilmSky

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: K-pop cuties 4SKIN will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

4SKIN - Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy [K-pop, 2025]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

With the festivities in Dallas along with the Kirk anniversary, I was thinking about the notorious #Misfits song "Bullet" and the version of it I did for my channel. I had fun making a video that slowly dissolves from the first image to the second. I used the old Dallas Cowboys font! #InPoorTaste

Album cover for "Bullet" by imaginary 1970s singer-songwriter Massengill Morehead. It's a grainy color "photo" of a handsome, bearded singer seated in the back of a car with no roof. Next to him is a beautiful brunette woman who's wearing a pink Chanel coat. She looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. In the background is a building that resembles the Texas School Book Depository.

Modified album cover for "Bullet" by imaginary 1970s singer-songwriter Massengill Morehead. It's a grainy black and white "photo" of a handsome, bearded singer seated in the back of a car with no roof. Next to him is a beautiful brunette woman who looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. In the background is a building that resembles the Texas School Book Depository. Contrasted against the black and white imagery is a spray of red "blood" erupting from the singer's left temple. The album title BULLET follows the path of the red spray. It's a brighter red and in the old Dallas Cowboys font.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dogpiling is now forbidden on Bluesky, but what about jawgrinding, gibbonwrenching, sloptopping, hamhocking, fash-gnashing, lizard-schisming, zack-hacking, rebelblockaderunning, trickpickling, piledogging, crab-skinning, geinposting, tardigrading, min-max-minning, and ennui-baiting. What about those

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Thank you to the Apple Music user in L.A. who listened to this 7 times! Repeat business is always flattering. I wonder what people think when they randomly encounter and enjoy my stuff on streaming. I assume they appreciate the comedy, but do they think it's authentic/vintage music on some level?

P.I.S.S. - Innocent Until Proven Horny [Heavy Metal, 1977]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In perfumery, "notes" and "ingredients" are not the same thing. For various reasons (cost, consistency, regulatory compliance), almost all of the aromatic compounds in a modern mainstream perfume are synthetic. There is no "crisp apple" or real mahogany essence that was used in your new fragrance.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released on this day 44 years ago! Here's a gross and stupid song inspired by the tales of VHS rental copies that were damaged at a key moment in the film. #FilmSky #MusicSky

The Dirigibles - Hooters in Stereo (The Phoebe Cates Song)

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

When I see any reference to Tipper Gore, I think of bands she targeted like Wickyd Pyssër. Their iconic heavy metal track "We're Not Into Fake Tits" (1984) raised Tipper's ire, possibly on account of her huge fake tits [citation needed].

Wickyd Pyssër - We're Not Into Fake Tits [Heavy Metal, 1984]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I finally signed up for #Letterboxd. After 2-3 hours of work in Excel, I was able to import an old spreadsheet of 1600+ film ratings (watched 2009-2026). It seemed to work OK until I noticed it added Letterboxd ratings for films I've never heard of. I deactivated my account. What a waste of time.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This was difficult. Honorable mention: I Am Cuba, Au hasard Balthazar, Forbidden Games, Umberto D., Come and See, Alphaville, Ghost World, Slacker. I used to watch so many classic international films and then just stopped. I should get back into it.

Image from thecriterioncloset.com showing my selection of four movies: In the Mood for Love, Koyaanisqatsi, Cries and Whispers, and Stalker

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When the MCU introduces Rogue, she should start off as a villain like in the comics. But now her out-of-control mutant power is cultural appropriation. She brushes the hand of an African-American person, and for the next hour she can't stop rapping like Iggy Azalea. Overnight she's public enemy #1.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I just want to create an AI song so stupid that it escapes containment and hacks other AI songs. Is that so much to ask

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The reason that Bluesky is dying is that users don't have enough emojis in their display names. And yes, I'm as guilty of this as anyone.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A lot of people mistakenly think Michael Hutchence of INXS died by autoerotic asphyxiation. It's possibly an example of the Mandela Effect. They're actually thinking of the frontman from Aussie band Chunderstruck. Here's their track "Good Time (The Autoerotic Asphyxiation Song)." #MusicSky

Chunderstruck - Good Time (The Autoerotic Asphyxiation Song)

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Over the years there's been some discussion about how the '80s hair metal scene was degrading towards women. For one brief moment, Nita Lixx turned the tables. #MetalSky #MusicSky #SongParody #MotleyCrue

Nita Lixx - Lickstart My Farts [Glam Metal, 1990]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Nice animal video you got there. Be a shame if someone replaced the audio with the most annoying music you ever heard.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

At last a song that captures the weekend vibes on Bluesky 🎵 Everybody's jerkin' for the weekend Everybody wants some self-romance Everybody's goin' off the freak end Everybody's pullin' down their pants

38 Special Needs - Jerkin' for the Weekend [Southern Rock, 1982]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

To the tune of "Luka" by Suzanne Vega: 🎵 My name is Andrew I live in a noisy jail I didn't even eat anyone Please send chic capris through the mail

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is who runs this account...

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Monty Python: Terry Jones Naked Organist

Alt: Monty Python: Terry Jones as the Naked Organist

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Stand By Me remake as a 1970s style political thriller. The dead body is that of a U.S. senator whose continued existence is being faked for cynical political reasons. Four intrepid kids get wind of where the body is being stored. They don't know what trouble they're in for.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I heard some Hollywood bigwig just did a big-budget remake of 2069: A Sex Odyssey. They've officially run out of ideas. I'm sure we'll get another reboot in the year 2069! #FilmSky

2069 - A SEX ODYSSEY (1974) Trailer | #2069asexodyssey

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Zoomer-targeted horror movie about a contagion that makes people's asses rot and fall off. Working title: DEADASS

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Diarrhea! It's sweeping the nation. Here are a few diarrhea-related songs from my channel. 🎵 If everybody had an illness Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be crappin' Like Californi-a You'd see 'em fudging their undies Their splotchy man-holes too A chunky chunky brown beef stew Crappin' U.S.A.

The Taintmen - Surfin' Diarrhea

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If you want to honor the memory of Lindsey Graham, why not watch his favorite film, the 1992 comedy Ladybugs. Google "Lindsey Graham Ladybugs" for more. #FilmSky

Theatrical poster for the 1992 film Ladybugs starring Rodney Dangerfield.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

With their distinctive blend of smooth jazz, soul, and sophisti-pop, Sade topped the charts time and time again in the 1980s. Chodé (pronounced Cho-DAY) was much less successful. Here's their tribute to the worst job at an adult theatre. #MusicSky #SongParody

Chodé - Spooge Moperator [Smooth Jazz, 1985]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Before she was a hydration influencer, Candy Asselin sang about the travails of being a camgirl: 🎵 Nine to five, boy, that last one was a geyser It's probably piss, but these simps are none the wiser Yeah, a job's a job, no matter what they call it I spend all day gushin' squirt from my ham wallet

Candy Asselin - Squirtin' 9 to 5

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It's that time of year when this old musical number starts getting views again! Why bother with the washed-up acts at the Great American State Fair when this exists? #MusicSky 🎵 Yank my doodle, it's a dandy It's the good ol' 'Merican way Grease me up and give a hand-y Hot damn, I love the USA! 🇺🇸

Rodger N. Rammerhein - Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I took a Cannibal Corpse song (from The Bleeding) and turned it into a creepy, haunting folk tune about intimate partner violence. The YouTube algorithm really, really doesn't like something about it (maybe the phrase "intimate partner violence") as it has single-digit views after 15 hours.

Gina Gooden-Harry - She Was Asking for It [Cannibal Corpse cover]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Apologies to the late Al Jarreau, but I had to contribute this to the Reflecting Pool discourse.

A parody of the cover art for the Al Jarreau album Breakin' Away. In the middle of the image, the smiling singer is now a green swamp monster dripping with green slime and muck. He still looks pretty cool because he used to be Al Jarreau. As a swamp monster, his name is now Algaerreau. The album title remains Breakin' Away. To represent the decaying blue paint in the Reflecting Pool (it's literally breakin' away), on the left and right side of the album cover are blue strips with ragged edges.

Sorry, the image was made using ChatGPT because I didn't want to spend hours and hours doing it manually for the little to no engagement I usually get.

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This is probably one of the worst ideas I've had in some time, but I took "Rooster" by Alice in Chains and infused it with the spirit of "Smalltown Boy" by Bronski Beat. It's an anthem of defiance by a singer who survived bullying and whose greatest fear now is losing his boyish looks. #MusicSky

Wilhelm's Cream - The Poofter [Pop, 1993]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This Pride Month, let us honor the oft-forgotten gay guys who are unfashionable, out-of-shape dorks. 🎵 He may not conform to your stereotypes 'Cause he wears cargo shorts like a real ass-wipe Don't got buns of steel, more like lumpy oatmeal You say, no way, but yeah, he's gay #MusicSky

The Texas School Book Suppository - Pretty Straight for a Gay Guy [Live, 2002]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I finally hit 82-0! However, I don't understand the metric(s) this site is using. Is it merely aggregating counting stats or is it doing something more sophisticated? Because I'm sure I've had better teams than this (West and Chamberlain excepted). www.82-0.com/share?id=aMm...

A screenshot of my 82-0 team from www.82-0.com.

PG Lenny Wilkens (Sonics, 1960s)
SG Jerry West (Lakers, 1970s)
SF Giannis Antetokounmpo (Bucks, 2010s)
PF Anthony Davis (Pelicans, 2010s)
C Wilt Chamberlain (76ers, 1960s)

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Okay, comicsky, let’s do this: Show me your comics taste in 4 different comics.

Front cover to Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars #10. A battle-damaged Dr. Doom rises from a crouching position to take on the Beyonder.

Front cover to Eightball #1 by Dan Clowes. In addition to the first chapter of Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, it promises a mix of weird shit from Lloyd Llewellyn to Dan Pussey to a fake Chick tract titled Devil Doll.

Front cover to Donald Duck #29. Donald's gone fishin', but he opens his basket to find that a satisfied-looking cat has eaten his bait.

Front cover to American Splendor #2. Harvey Pekar is walking down the street with some guy. Guy says: "How smart is she? I dunno. I guess she's about average." Pekar replies: "Average? Hey, man, average is DUMB!"

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I hope the new Star Wars does well enough that we get a sequel Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu & Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Milo & Otis & Harry & Tonto & Deadpool & Wolverine & Ganja & Hess & Bonnie & Clyde & Lilo & Stitch & Fanny & Alexander & Jules et Jim & Ant-Man & The Wasp & Harold & Maude

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

What happens when you mashup the lyrics of "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls with Slayer? Listen and find out! 🎵 (There are parts of the lyrics that I don't think I can post on Bluesky without getting reported. Let's just say it concerns the source of the bloodfall.) #MusicSky #MetalSky

Bitchkrieg - It's Raining Blood [Metal, 1987]

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

They named a Thai dish after you. 👑

Photo of part of a Thai menu showing a dish called Pud Khing

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title screen with the following text:

tonight's episode:
The Writer's
Barely-Disguised
Fetish

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Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Title screen from Star Trek: The Animated Series with the following text:

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Terrible Band Names @terriblebandnames.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Star Trek: The Next Generation title screen with the text "Live Long and Proper"

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