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Official account of Terminal Lance, a comic strip about Marine life (not the fish kind)

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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 06/09/2026
Marines don't need sleep! Caffeine and unresolved anger issues are more than enough for them. #terminallance #usmc #marines #marineCorps #military
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 21/08/2026
It was reported that by the time rescue crews arrived, the Marines had consumed most of the seamen aboard the USS Lincoln. #terminallance #usmc #marines #marineCorps #military
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 28/06/2026
Spotted at the San Francisco Pride parade the gayest flag of them all 🏳️‍🌈
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 27/06/2026
Give me a status update on Gay Marine Corps.
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Terminal Lance “Pride in Service” - Terminal Lance
I think back to my time in the Corps and I remember how incredibly stupid it was that it was considered illegal to be gay. Not only that, but there was no shortage of ignorant, scared men defending th...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 19/12/2025
Everybody please send me your leave requests ASAP so I can deny them before the weekend
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 19/12/2025
I see you, Marine... 👁️👁️
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 19/12/2025
Sweet & Sour Terminal Lance
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 25/11/2025
Giving thanks this year to all the Lance Corporals of the Marine Corps for keeping it real. 🦃
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 10/11/2025
Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 04/11/2025
I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 31/10/2025
Too spooky for young Marines... 🎃
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 08/10/2025
Behind-the-scenes post free for everyone on the official TL Patreon page. No AI-slop here, just hand-drawn comics since 2010. Support real artists. www.patreon.com/posts/behind...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 07/10/2025
No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 24/09/2025
“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11” Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 24/09/2025
The FDA just announced that if your mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant, you have a 50% increased chance of joining the Marine Corps infantry.
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 24/09/2025
Draw a comic strip, win a TL Care Package! Details here: terminallance.com/2025/09/23/t...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 23/09/2025
Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 16/09/2025
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 12/09/2025
It must be the... saltpeter... 😤
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 11/09/2025
9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 03/09/2025
Time for chow! You’ve worked hard, time to take a break for yummy munchies! 🍎
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 30/08/2025
All I asked ChatGPT for was an image of an average day in the Corps 😩
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 29/08/2025
Stuck on duty and desperately craving more Terminal Lance? There's over 1000 Marine Corps comics to catch up on, get started here and at terminallance.com
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 27/08/2025
The clipboard is the cheat code that never fails. #terminallance #usmc #webcomic
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 18/08/2025
He just parachuted??? From today’s Battlefield 6 beta livestream.
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 12/08/2025
My greatest fear is actually needing to do something important. 😓
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 04/08/2025
I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 16/07/2025
The experience caused me to reflect a lot on the idea of generations, with a lot of introspection on myself. When I looked into my son's eyes, I often saw my own looking back at me.
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 16/07/2025
Winner of "Best Animated Short" at the Santa Monica International Film Festival in 2025, I wrote "33" after my son was born during COVID, where I spent a lot of time isolated with a young baby as a new father.
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 16/07/2025
The story of a man and his young clone on a voyage into the unknown... My sci-fi 2D original animated short film "33" is now available to watch publicly on YouTube! youtu.be/e1cgvyKiJXI?...
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33 - Animated Short Film
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 16/07/2025
Rest in peace. 😔
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 01/07/2025
At the end of the day, we’re all just mad at our recruiters.
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 01/07/2025
Every Marine a rifleman… right? #terminallance #usmc #marines #marineCorps #military
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 12/06/2025
Modern problems require modern solutions. Send in the Marines! #terminallance #usmc #marines #marineCorps #military
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 27/05/2025
If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven’s scenes, they will find the streets are (begrudgingly) guarded by United States Marines. terminallance.com/2021/05/31/m...
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Memorial Day 2021 - Terminal Lance
Marines never die. Well, according to mythology at least. If we're to believe the Marine's Hymn, basically all Marines are guaranteed a spot in heaven. However, the song also dictates that Marines wil...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 26/05/2025
I took these photos while paying my respects at the Los Angeles National Cemetery this weekend. Hard to find anywhere else with so many exceptional people in one place. Today is a day to remember those we lost and reflect on all we have. Have a blessed Memorial Day. 🇺🇸
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 18/04/2025
Reenlisting after 15 years of being out is literally a recurring nightmare of mine
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 30/03/2025
TL Actual:
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 21/03/2025
Meanwhile, at the local high school...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 20/02/2025
The Chad military discount-asker 😌
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The Military Discount - Terminal Lance
Every veteran or service member has been faced with whether or not they want to ask for the military discount at select retailers and restaurants. Maybe it's painless at a famously patriotic stop like...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 19/02/2025
EVERYONE loves Marines
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The Disney Princess - Terminal Lance
Marines are a demographic of people that spend most of their time sleeping in the wilderness and fiercely battling both each other and other animals. It's no wonder that they fit right into the animal...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 17/02/2025
will you marry me for money?
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Purple Hearts
Ah, finally a movie about a love story as old as time: a Marine Lance Corporal marries a girl in Oceanside for the money and benefits. Finally, a movie that speaks to me and my
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 15/02/2025
The Marine Corps way!
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The Marine Corps Way
PT, PT, every day. Build my body the Marine Corps way. What is the Marine Corps way? There's certainly more to being a Marine than PT and being incredibly attractive. PT is only a small part
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 13/02/2025
Happy Hamburger Hump day! terminallance.com/2024/06/10/t...
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The Chow Hall Days
Every day at the chow hall presents itself with a deliciously festive culinary theme for Marines to enjoy. "Taco Tuesday," "Hamburger Hump-Day," "Italian Friday" are just some of the themed days of th...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 10/02/2025
Kansas City defense lets more men get inside of them than a deployed Cpl’s wife
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 10/02/2025
Kansas City defense lets more men get inside of them than a deployed Cpl’s wife
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 31/01/2025
Everything has a purpose terminallance.com/2023/03/11/p...
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Proper Civilian Attire II
Marines have the highest standards of professionalism at all times. Whether you're on the clock in your uniform, or off work doing beer-bongs with your boys from the 3rd deck catwalk, you're expected ...
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 23/01/2025
I’m pretty sure every woman in America has dated a Marine… once. #terminallance #usmc #marines #marinecorps #military #comics #webcomic
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Terminal Lance @terminallance.com · 05/01/2025
Established on January 5th, 2010, Terminal Lance turns 15 today. Here’s to you, devil dogs. 🍻 #usmc #military #marinecorps #terminallance #marines
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Maximilian Uriarte @max.terminallance.com · 02/01/2025
I see 2025 is off to the fucked up start we were all kind of expecting
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