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Knows the difference between dukkah and za'atar.

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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hearing that Man City are going to have to give back 90% of the refs that have been under their ownership since 2008.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is how ugly Argentina's final performance was.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 06/07/2026
What a hero. Saved us from extra-time and sent Ronaldo out. I love Premier League winner Mikel Merino
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Drop a cop
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Marge Gunderson: Oh You Betcha Yeah
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Tayo3000 @tayo3000.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Got sent a screenshot of this, so apologies for not crediting properly. Very much in the keeping receipts business myself, so this kind of pettiness is entirely relevant to my interests. Declan Rice > Yves Bissouma.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why are Omar Artan's refereeing colleagues not backing him up. Where is the solidarity?
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Bored at lunch. Designing what our next home shirt should look like. 😆 @arsenalfc.bsky.social
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 19/05/2026
I'm so happy for all of us
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Get in Bulgaria. Free Gaza
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Vlad B @yyzxanadu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#eurovision
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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SD Gunner Cap 🇬🇷 @sdgunnercap.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So we're fighting Qatar in the Champions League Final and the UAE in the Premier League...
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I really don't mind if Arsenal buy another Chelsea player in the summer (we really should be getting the best players from smaller clubs). That player should be João Pedro.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A billboard that says
BATTLES ARE WON WITHIN
KILL 4 oil
Die 4 pedos 
Marines
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Should be a pretty charged atmosphere at Wembley for the Cup final. Hundreds of charges.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
www.maptap.gg April 12 99🎯 100🎯 96🏅 94🏅 88🎉 Final score: 937
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That was a classic away performance against obdurate opponents #arsenal
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ooh. You'd 8 2 be a Chelsea fan. Bit of additional punishment for their years of cheating
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Tony @tonyni.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 17/03/2026
"Chelsea’s tainted Abramovich trophies should have asterisk" [Telegraph]
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Matthias Eberl @eberlmat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There is always a tweet.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Liam Rosenior once read that glasses make you look and sound intelligent
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Gyokeres will be better off the bench in the forthcoming weeks
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It must be hard to play chess with someone when they don't know the rules, have no interest in learning the rules, and merely want to grab 'The Queen' by the pussy.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
'Dumb Pundit Of The Year 2025' makes early moves to reclaim his crown for 2026
Dumb pundit Rio
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My guess is Ellie. She is the secret traitor
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I could imagine having a beer with Dano. I bet having a beer with QT would be a fucking nightmare (love his films though)
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Not looking so daft now
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Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You'll never guess what thread this comes from, in 16th place.
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
STATEMENT MADE.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The same image as the original post, but Cliff is an unhealthy shade of green, Noel Edmonds is now the transformed Albert Potter from "Carry On Screaming" and the woman I don't know has white eyes. She's holding the Necronomicon ex Mortis from "The Evil Dead".
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Barney Ronay @barneyronay.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My beautiful laundrette www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Silence over Sudan: why do Manchester City’s owners get away with so much?
Two midweek matches in England had a backdrop of war and geopolitics, but only one drew large protests
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
*Partridge voice* Yes Villa. Back of the Net-anyahu!
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#NewProfilePic
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Not sure if Sir Stephen needed to be more Melchett #TheTraitors
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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a man and a woman wearing glasses are posing for a picture together
ALT: a man and a woman wearing glasses are posing for a picture together
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Is there a job vacancy for The Duke of York position. How does one apply?
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I fancy Charlotte Church. To win
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Declan, after he left West Ham #HalfPrice
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Dick Responsiby
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Wow the Americans are as shit at the Ryder Cup as their Commander in Chief is at running a country. Maybe they should try cheating at golf like Trump does.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Alien Earth finale didn't disappoint
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If Disney goes under, can someone pick up Alien Earth, and The Bear. Thanks
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If Newcastle still had Isak, they'd have got something from that game
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trump's visit is inspiring me to have a go at different NYT games.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
RIP Rob Redford. Absolutely incredible in Assholes at Night with the fitness woman.
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teqekeeler @teqekeeler.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
As I said before. Best squad we have ever had. Unbelievable talent #Arsenal
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