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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 3h

"Civility and restraint?" Fine, we'll be civil while we're putting them in restraints and tossing them in the ocean.

TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 3h

Handy to have in the car, in case the cops pull you for speeding. "Officer! I've got to get these testicles to the transplant team, stat! A man's vocal range depends on it."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 3h

He's full. He's saving the head for later.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 3h

In Idiocracy, people got their law degrees from CostCo. I guess she didn't have the grades to get in.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 8h

They asked her where she passed the bar. She replied that she went on a trip to China. It is only our hidebound minds that assumed there was any connection between the question and the answer. Much like when you ask a small child their age, and they reply "I like choc'lit."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 9h

So you're saying I can change into a woman, have a wild night, then switch back to a man, all in the space of a week? Well, that's my next annual vacation planned.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 12h

Depends on the result you want. Maybe Trump can be convinced to switch his shitty-chicken preference.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 12h

He's probably watched porn where two women work on the stunt dick's member. What he doesn't realize is there's a minimum size requirement for that to work.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

"Did you obtain consent?" "Oh yes, I asked myself if I consented, and I said yes."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

Ivanka's aging out of the "hot daughter" category, so he's presumably looking for younger blood.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

I was thinking of shaking hands with someone and they come away with all your fingers. "Damned leprosy."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

Don't let it go! Do you have any idea how much a skilled carpenter costs?

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

Don't forget "Slip 'n Slide!" Hands down the most fun way to permanent spinal cord injury.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13h

Mine are like the bed scene from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles." They sleep in a big cuddling heap, then wake up, realize what they're doing, growl at each other and pace around the room, presumably discussing some sports result from the previous week.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 14h

It definitely needs to make a comeback. I'd love my obituary to describe me that way.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 14h

Even if they did, they'd find a king who was best known as a philanderer, spendthrift, and voluptuary; and two generals who seemed to enjoy killing Indians and suppressing religious dissenters a bit too much. Not quite the locus of glory it may first appear.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 14h

Wife just discovered she's 11% Ashkenazi Jew, and now won't stop doing her (admittedly excellent) Fran Drescher impersonation. Please advise.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

In the UK, TV would end for the night with an inspirational message from a vicar, then the national anthem, then a stern warning to unplug all your electrics before you went to bed, lest you burn to death while you slept. So relaxing.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

Any Dem who starts with that "bygones be bygones" and "look to the future" crap needs a good old Moscow-style defenestration.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

To be fair, he wouldn't even be the smartest person in the room if he was alone.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

Beautiful sculpture. Turning g the fourth plinth to a rotating exhibit was a great idea. They should do the same with the other three. Aside from Nelson, perched at the top of his column, 90% of visitors have no idea who the other three old dead white guys were.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

I think it must be a mafia thing. Grift a billion and you're a hero. Grift a few grand and you're an embarrassment. "Shit, Kim, I was squeezing more than that out of my middle school classmates. Lame."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 15h

RFKjr is either a total moron, or he wants to single-handedly destroy the legacy of his family. Some dark skeletons in that closet.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Hey! I swear I filled my pot up yesterday, and now it's empty. What gives, guys?" "Calm down, Carl."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

How long before she calls Trump "daddy?"

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You underestimate modern medicine. A couple jolts of Viagra and a handful of Adderall, and his little mushroom will become the Tiny Toadstool that Could (briefly).

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"That guy who was waving and shouting in the ocean ruined my beach photos."

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The history of Christianity has been an unbroken trail of blood, from the burning of heretics, the slaughter of Jews, the endless "holy" wars, forced conversions of indigenous peoples, tolerance of slavery, and on and on. This latest barbarism fits the M.O. perfectly.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not surprising in a country that calls movies full of people getting shot to pieces "family entertainment," but anything suggestive of sex comes with more dire warnings than a bottle of arsenic.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think it's time to remove that "land of the free, home of the brave" malarkey from the anthem.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One of our boys was the most loving dog ever...unless you went near his food. You'd be lucky to escape with your arms. We learned to drop his bowl then vanish.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I enjoyed mine until I saw a photo of someone who'd recreated the Mona Lisa on one. That took the wind out of my sails.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He looks like he sliced someone's face off and wears it as a mask.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One of our dogs can last about an hour when my wife leaves the house. Any longer, and he becomes a pififul heap of misery. If I leave the house, he reportedly doesn't notice and always seems vaguely disappointed when I return.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Absolutely. It's amazing to see how much info they glean from small clues and I find the whole field fascinating. It just took a while to adjust my expectations from Indiana Jones and Lara Croft to Wurzel Gummidge with a trowel.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In America, cruelty is always the point.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nobody tell him how Julius Ceasar's name became the word for Emperor, or he'll try to change the Presidency into the Trumpistry.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Our dog runs to the front door every time a doorbell rings on TV. Here's the thing, though: he's lived with us all his life and we don't have a doorbell.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was going to say the same. Then I graduated to peeling off and rearranging the stickers on Rubik's Cubes.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Hold me back! Hold me back! C'mon guys, Hold me back. Please?"

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At least it's not a housing estate, I suppose. It just amuses me when I see the Time Team crew oohing and ahhing over a tiny sliver of bronze age pottery, when the stuff they pull out of the ground in southern Europe is full dinner sets with the price tags still attached.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My dog helps by lying square in the middle of the bed and grumbling if I try to move him. I think he believes he's keeping the sheets from flying away.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Its amazing to see these antiquities so well preserved for millennia. I watch UK archeology documentaries and, because the land has been so intensively farmed for thousands of years, virtually every find is a shattered fragment.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At least make it a dragon or a chimera guarding her. Or maybe an attack chicken.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sort of ironic that the guy who shills pillows never slept.

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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"I know how it sounds, doc, but I just slipped and somehow..."

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