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News junkie. Not exactly coastal elite, more like coastal hoi polloi

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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When I heard Maria Bartiromo was leaving Fox my first thought was “I wonder which cabinet position she’s taking?”
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is Lindsay Graham really dead or is this all an elaborate ruse so he can live out his remaining days as Lady G?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I always wondered how long someone could live without a spine. Turns out the answer is 71 years.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Explosive diarrhea rampaging through the country and Lindsay Graham dead of sudden illness. Coincidence? I think not.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03... Looks like Corey Lewandowski is gonna have to start sleeping with Markwayne Mullin
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Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can’t believe the recipient of the FIFA Peace prize would do something like this.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How could an attack launched by our dumbest leaders possibly backfire?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Racist language no place on truth social, it belongs on a private young republicans group chat
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’d like to thank Jeff Bezos for never making me second guess canceling my Washington Post subscription.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Huh, never would’ve pegged a VA ICU nurse as a domestic terrorist.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Who among us could’ve seen this inevitable result of militarizing ICE coming?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Pretty sure China is gonna take this Venezuela thing as a greenlight to go after Taiwan
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Will bombing Venezuela destroy the Epstein files? White House: Let’s give it a shot
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Chuck Schumer is bringing Werther’s Originals to a gun fight.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was successfully painting center left Progressive as radicals, and radical right wingers as center right.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Knee jerk reaction was to feel bad for Charlie Kirk & fam, then I learned empathy was a made up, new age term that does a lot of damage so… let’s celebrate the 2nd amendment?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So let me get this straight- Israel unilaterally started a war that requires the intervention of the USA with bunker busting bombs to win? Do I have that right?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Political violence right in schedule for our descent into authoritarianism! The writers are really getting too predictable.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’ll take Mexicans over Republicans any day of the week.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Well well well if it isn’t @jamescomey.bsky.social suffering the consequences of the world he created. Unfortunately the rest of us are too.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pink smoke from Vatican chimney signals arrival of fabulous new pope.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Torn between trading in my cybertruck for a Volkswagen or a Mussolinimobile
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’ve spent my entire life voting to help people instead of hurt people so I guess I deserve this?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Nothing makes you feel old like a six year old’s impression of “being forty” complete with a cane and stooped shoulders
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The problem in this country is that if you’re a student of history, everything that’s happening is absolutely terrifying, and if you’re a student of Fox News, this is the greatest owning of the libs ever.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This MFer ain’t ever planning on leaving www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
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Trump Considers Paving Grass at White House Rose Garden to Match Mar-a-Lago
The president has been discussing plans to rip up the grass in one of the White House’s most iconic locations and put in a hard surface to serve as a patio like the one at his Florida home and club.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Oligarchy schmoligarchy where my hot wings at?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Y’all out here acting like oligarchies are bad while conveniently forgetting Russia is still the world’s top exporter of nitrogenous fertilizer and non-fillet frozen fish.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
But- but- you gave him immunity www.cnn.com/2024/12/31/p...
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Roberts warns against ignoring Supreme Court rulings as tension with Trump looms | CNN Politics
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts slammed what he described as “dangerous” talk by some officials about ignoring federal court rulings, using an annual report weeks before President-elect Donal...
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL THE HATERS AND LOSERS WHO DIDN’T GET THAT ME VOMITING AND PEEING ON MYSELF AT MIDNIGHT WAS ACTUALLY A HILARIOUS PRANK
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Americans don’t want democracy, they want double meat and extra cheese.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Sure democracy may be collapsing, but think of all the friends we made along the way.
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
NYPD now suggesting Brian Thompson’s death was a false flag operation designed to gin up support for our nation’s valiant healthcare CEOs
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Finally, a murder we can all get behind. #unitedhealthcare
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Did Gaetz manage to last a Scaramucci?
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Tepid Applause @tepidapplause.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Now that I’ve joined Blue Sky I’d like to extend a belated congratulations to the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party for their big win on November 5th.
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