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OvidPgh

@tephensay.bsky.social
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Aspiring Ally, TTRPG, Ironman. Generally chill, but out of fucks. I'll sort the rest of this out as I go. He/Him

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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Pikaiju!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to see this movie
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm pretty sure thats an ewok
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw an ad where Meta is trying to use disabled veterans as a PR shield for their pervert glasses. Someone start the clock on being told calling them pervert glasses is a dig at veterans
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@dirtyharrry.bsky.social I asked for actual reporting not your assertions. Hell, I'm not even saying you're wrong, which is why I asked for actual evidence. Which I assume you dont actually have regarding EVs because your cowardly ass locked comments instead of offering a single fucking report
Poster asking for evidence of claims and being told I am ignorant for asking for reports of their specific claims.  They then locked comments on the post
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Boop!
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/09/2026
Yeehaw partner 🤠 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark by the mountains wearing a cowboy hat with the words "you just gonna scroll by without a yeehaw..." 

well are you?
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: cup is half full Pessimist: cup is half empty Hulk: Hulk smash cup!
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Angry Cartoon Hulk Flexing
Alt: Angry Cartoon Hulk Flexing
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🎵Everybody's got a water buffalo! Yours is fast, but mine is slow. Oh, where do we get them I dont know, but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooo!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Playing Cult of the Lamb as exvangelical feels like:
A man sitting in prison saying I may have committed a little light heresy
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New "Is It Cake" challenge just dropped
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm still waiting for Druids on Parade and Fun with Dirt
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Seal Team Chonk
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ran to the grocery store and saw a guy wearing a shirt that read "All American Gamer" with what was clearly a Switch on it
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Marie's Sassy Eye Roll (The Aristocats)
Alt: Marie's Sassy Eye Roll (The Aristocats)
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In fun support to our neighbors across the lake, Pennsylvania has the unincorporated territoy of Blue Ball located 20 minutes away from the village of Intercourse
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Minorities in Shark Sciences @misselasmo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can't boop this snoot but you sure can admire it! 😍 Reminder that Shark Scientist for a Day tickets will go on sale later this summer! Sign up for our newsletter to be notified! 💌 www.misselasmo.org/join-our-mai... 🦈 : A gorgeous tiger shark!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Toaded your last Wet Sprocket
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It feels like "stand behind your shit" should be a basic standard in the legal system. If you can't swear to an argument you bring you're either representing yourself poorly or you should be disbarred
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Looked at the gym t.v.s and saw that they are advertising make up to men on Fox News
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Blaze Ward @blazeward.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stolen: 1) Star Wars is about a magical twink in Chanel boots and his terrifying dominatrix sister teaming up with an emotionally avoidant drug dealer and his 7-foot-tall codependent life partner to manipulate their leather daddy father into killing his elderly groomer.
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just once, on a show where folks are using a compass, I want to see someone pacing out distance reference an 8 to 5 or "an 8 count turn to the right to the rear! Ready! Go! (Your brain is responsible for your own woodblock/metronome/count that has been burned into your psyche)
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Person @ Bar: Spielberg has sold out! Internal Monologue: The guy making blockbuster movies for 50 years just now sold out? No shade intended to Spielberg
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Okay, I'm not a foodie, nor do I have knowledge of current food trends. I just watch cooking shows. 1/2
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Riker's memoir about his gap year
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ditto With The Pearl Earring
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When the timeline lines up perfectly
One post of a picture of Grandpa Simpson pointing to a cup of medication saying: the pink ones keep you from screaming

Poster: Anyone have any of the pink ones

Next post: A picture if Nintendo's Kirby in a massively oversized blue suit. It's essentially kirby in the neck hole and a suit mecha.

Poster #2: Kirby Comin' right at ya!
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
science fiction is fantasy, just the magic wand has “SCIENCE” written on it in sharpie
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This dumbass is claiming he's going to sue people for defamation over mean internet comments, I.h9pe every lawyer laughs his dumb ass out of the building for trying to sue peope over opinions
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
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Futurama: Why Not Zoidberg!?!
Alt: Futurama: Why Not Zoidberg!?!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Fuck CNN for blaming gas prices on Iran not surrendering to the fuck wit toddler in chief's tantrum d'joure and not the fuck wit in charge's demented decision to start a war to distract from the fact the he raped kids
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Them: How's your campaign going? Me: Our tavern has some of the fanciest bathrooms in Waterdeep! Outside the Noble's District, you won't find a finer space to do your business!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was disappointed to learn that The Cult of Natureboy was not a documentary about the wrestling career of Ric Flair
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There's your answer fish-bulb!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I do apologize for this approach, but I didn't see anything that seemed right in your profile. A) I don't know if this already exists B) Assuming it doesn't how could I go about commissioning a public use inage of Shork doing the "finger tips question"* both image and GIF? *Image example
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a cartoon drawing of a cat with a sad look on his face
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a cat with a sad look on his face
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My sister sent me a picture of my niece in her first volleyball game (middle school) and all I can see/hear is "la la, la, la la" Granted she is more interested than Daria
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a group of girls are playing volleyball on a court and one girl is holding a volleyball on her head .
Alt: a group of girls are playing volleyball on a court and one girl is holding a volleyball on her head .
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I absolutely love these books
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
As someone who wanted kids and having kids didn't pan out, hearing some chud talk about how he, "spent 2 hours at a soccer field and did his time today, so his wife can handle everything" pisses me the fuck off on so many levels
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a woman in a black dress says it-it-the-f-it-flam-flames
Alt: a woman in a black dress says it-it-the-f-it-flam-flames
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Don't have a Good Friday, have a Great Friday
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a blue cartoon character is playing a drum in a classroom
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So did every single piece of shit county gang member who aided and abetted the federal thug by doing jack shit.
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Didn't get polio today, fuck yeah for science! Did pay more for groceries, fuck this administration!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Boy I could sure go for a filet minion
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muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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a man in a pink shirt is sitting at a table in front of a window .
Alt: a man in a pink shirt is sitting at a table in front of a window .
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Save the Horny Toads!
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame!
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a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them .
Alt: a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them .
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yes, let us not forget England's traditional Judeo-Christian values of: Fuck the Pope, I'll start my own christianity so I can divorce my wife
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Still waiting on that healthcare plan
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Stopped to have a drink before grocery shopping and I would call the gaggle of stunted fucking "man"-children in their 50's here Chuds, but it would he a grave insult to C.H.U.Ds
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This fucking toddler broke his brand new war in Iran and now he wants to buy a new war in Cuba? Will Cpngress fucking parent their shitty kid already
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is what we really want in the MCU
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OvidPgh @tephensay.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
All I hear is that trump is a bottom
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