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He/it | Chicago | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 Almost 40 🔞 UncleFriend 💚 I know Too Much and not enough all at the same time Formerly known as Tenkay tenthousandunicorns.com

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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 29/09/2026
Me, who works a physical labor job:
Gigachad smiles and says "yes"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 29/09/2026
Spoopy discord name time :3
My discord name in a kinda gothic-ish font, colored in pastel blues, greens, and purples. It says "The Skeleton inside Cameron"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 28/09/2026
What a tern of events!
A tern (which is a seabird) with a badge that says "event planner"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 27/09/2026
Its that slutty pearl necklace, isnt it?
Screencap of Hasan Piker's current twitch stream. He is wearing a brown jacket over a black button up shirt and a white tank top, and a pearl necklace. He has a mustache and beard stubble. Admittedly he is sexy (as always) but im not seeing this as slutty, especially compared to the semi-nude pic of him shown on the jumbotron at the 2026 RNC.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 22/09/2026
I remember when The Good Place came out and I saw this meme and I was like "oh shit they know about the time knife??" But no it's really cool, basically reality flattens from 3D to 2D and then to 1D, which slides to express change over time, and then... the trillion realities come together
Meme from The Good Place (im sorry I dont know any of the character's names) a black man looks dazed and tells a blonde lady "I... I just saw... a trillion... different realities folding... onto eachother like thin sheets of metal forming... a single blade..." and then some old white dude in a suit and tie says "Yeah yeah, the time knife, we've all seen it"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 22/09/2026
Who men treat me like vs. How i feel inside
Ken from Barbie Movie wearing a black and white cowboy outfit with a pink handkerchief tied around his neck. He smiles in a high glass office lobby as he discovers patriarchy, and horses.Allen from Barbie Movie looking a bit awkward
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 21/09/2026
Womb tattoo
Sticker with a hazmat symbol that reads "WARNING: THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR. NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE. NOTHING VALUED IS HERE."
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 21/09/2026
Picture of cat and chair in question:
Frankie, a black and white tuxedo cat, rests curled up on a grey chair with a high back
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 09/09/2026
Disability pride flag, too
A disability pride flag (created by Ann Magill) with the colors labeled with their meaning. The background is grey, and 5 stripes are drawn diagonally from top left to bottom right. The top rightmost stripe is Green, which represents sensory disabilities; under that is Blue, which represents psychiatric disabilities; then white, which represents non-visible and undiagnosed disabilities; then gold, which represents cognitive and intellectual disabilities; and finally the bottom leftmost stripe is red, representing physical disabilities. There is a CAN logo in the top corner.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 09/09/2026
Here's a pic of the Kitties I'm sitting this week :3
A photo of Jude, a beautiful black, medium hair cat, with a colorful bow tie looks up at the camera with pale green eyes. His brother Joshua looks on in the background behind a cat tunnel.A blurry photo of Joshua, a tuxedo cat with a smarmy mustache and a colorful bow tie approaching the camera to get a good paw and sniff.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. What a range
Screenshot of a rhythm game app on the play store that shows a screencap with a guy with purple skin and evil red eyes (who will be the d&d character for the purposes of this meme) sitting in Santa's throne, holding a Bad Bitch Miss Claus (who also has purple skin) in his lap, while pointing a gun to Santa's head. In the background, a Chibi girl character with red hair and a red dress and red shoes sits on top of a stack of speakers that are wrapped in Christmas lights. There are 4 arrows at the bottom as targets for the rhythm game, and there are two full health bars at the top for two battlers. Under the screen cap, there is text that says "About this game: The coolest rhythm game on this damn Play Store (respectfully)".
The title of the game is Friday Night Funkin'A top-down view of my roommate's tuxedo cat Frankie laying in front of me on his back on the wooden floor. His front paws are curled up in front of his chest, and his back legs are rotated to the side with his tail curled between them.A screenshot of the Finch App, where my pet Frenchie asks two other characters "Would you like to freak out with me?"A skunk walking through some flowers at night
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 31/08/2026
Ugh. Ironically there's a phishing popup in the ad rotation for this article...
A scam mock-up of an Android settings screen, with a fake pop-up notification that says "Android Security.  The security system has detected wiretapping on your [device name]. Run a file check on your device. RUN A TEST."
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 27/08/2026
Wtf is this? (Context: I dont think I have any "custom feeds") Whatever the link is doesnt work but is this some sort of fishing?
Bsky notification telling me someone liked my custom feed, but the link says "Feed unavailable. Click for information".
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 19/08/2026
Okay but this is kinda what it feels like when ppl call me "sir"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 12/08/2026
Ok now
Screencap of the BlueSky mute preferences, showing the word "woke" will be muted for 7 days in both text and tags.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 04/08/2026
If you go to settings and search "wifi only" theres a setting to only download data via wifi, maybe see if that's toggled? Idk for sure if this is the setting but thats by best guess besides an outage
Screenshot of android settings page for "Automatic previews".
Toggle options are:
Show all previews (off).
Show only web link previews (on).
Only download data on Wi-Fi (off).

At the bottom it reads "Google scans select info (like places or links) from your chat history without identifying you to create all previews and identify harmful content. (Link) Learn more.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 27/07/2026
Seems like bluesky had a bunch of good discourse lately and ppl learned something bc now everyone is just like
Leonardo DiCaprio points while his other hand holds a beer can and a cigarette
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 27/07/2026
My timeline has something to say
My bluesky feed:
A post that says "gmornin 🌸".
A post that says "poopin".
A post that says "Gooooooood moaning poopers".
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 25/07/2026
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 25/07/2026
Bruce Willis
Meat popsicles
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 22/07/2026
A few years ago I got really into makeup for a few months and did this
A photo of Cameron, a white person with freckles and dark brown hair tied back and shaved on one side, wearing makeup. The eyeliner is little swirly curly cues over pink eyeshadow, with dark lipstick, and a tiny heart drawn underneath their lips and on their nose.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 22/07/2026
Bonus content: bsky.app/profile/buti...
This OP in my timeline. Sean posted an old meme with no caption and it has gone viral. Above it is a post by Dez Fenton, where he qt's his own post saying "It's almost divine in its timing, just genius comedy by god." and then says "It's gonna be the small wins, folks. Take em where you can get them."
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 21/07/2026
Sean, this is my bird toilet. Under the Metra tracks
A photo of a bunch of pigeon shit in a pile about 2cm thick and a foot or two across on the sidewalk, in front of a colorful mural of some faces and shapes and CTA trains.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 17/07/2026
NYC has a similarly low air quality now
A screenshot of an air quality map of the Midwestern and eastern United States, with Canada above. There is a large purple smear indicating dangerous air quality, that stretches from Northern Minnesota across the Great Lakes, including a bit of Canada and the Upper MidWest, including the entirety of Michigan, streaming east into the Atlantic Ocean over NYC and DC.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 16/07/2026
Prepping extra masks for going to/from work bc i live in the apocalypse
Three individually packaged masks from WellBefore, all three are KN95 masks with adjustable ear loops. The first two are "Pro" masks which have a stronger metal nose clip and foam padding on the nosebridge, which i will use for walking to and from work. The third one is a regular KN95 mask, which i normally wear at work. The idea is I can throw the outdoor ones away when I get to work and back home.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 16/07/2026
Smoking weed outside next to the A/C fans bc I dont wanna open the windows to my house
A selfie of Cameron (a white person with dark brown hair, gold-framed glasses, and freckles), wearing a black KN95 mask, a NASA shirt and holding up two fingers in a peace sign ✌️. He is standing outside next to two large A/C units, there are vines, shrubs, and grass behind him.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 16/07/2026
Them beanz
A photo of a black and white cat sticking its hind leg up for a bath. His toe beans are black against white fur. The photo is framed with the beans in the center and the cat slightly cut off so none of his other legs nor his head are visible.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 14/07/2026
Wowww I just noticed how much my facial hair has increased since winter
A collage of selfies of Cameron, a white person with freckles, and long dark brown hair tied back and shaved on the sides. The photos at the top are most recent, with a dense beard lining his jawline (he is wearing an "Isla Nublar Nature Tours" tank top with a velociraptor in the first two pictures). The subsequent photos show his beard with fainter hair around the jawline, but a dense little beard on his chin. The final two photos show him in a winter coat, his hair covered up with a mothMan beanie. The photos on the right show him wearing glasses with thin gold frames, but he is not wearing them in the photos on the left.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 13/07/2026
Other R word
Childless Guy calls someone the R word and accuses a woman of lying about sexual assault. YouTube thumbnail shows the title "is planner really done?"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 10/07/2026
no regrets
Stock photo of a white guy in a white button up shirt holding a closed umbrella over his shoulder, looking straight into the camera with a slightly smug expression.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 07/07/2026
This morning I forgot the word for binder and said I needed to find my boob squasher downer
An illustration from Richard Scary of a cat driving a red tractor with a plow on the front. The caption reads "Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 05/07/2026
I dont have a video (its prob on youtube) but i grabbed these screenshots of the finale cuz like.. wtf.
A screenshot of the clebrating america or whatever fireworks show. The show is in the finale, and clusters of white fountain fireworks light up the horizon against the dark landscape. It is reminiscent of photos from cities being bombed. The caption underneath the video reads "Stay with Fox 5 DC  for complete America 250 coverage"A screenshot of the clebrating america or whatever fireworks show. The show is in the finale, and a large cluster of white fountain fireworks is spraying behind a fountain. It looks somewhat like an explosion against the dark background. The caption underneath the video reads "Stay with Fox 5 DC  for complete America 250 coverage"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 01/07/2026
show me a picture that captures your essence
A blurry Polaroid photo of Cameron, a bearded white person with dark framed glasses, dark brown hair and freckles, is wearing a giraffe onesie, while holding a large giraffe squishmallow in one arm, and holding up a tiny giraffe beanie boo in the other hand.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 29/06/2026
Not the shirt I wore to pride but a shirt i wore today nonetheless
A white guy taking a mirror selfie of him wearing a black and rainbow tye-dye shirt that says "Monsterfucker" and has an illustration of a sexy demon lady bent forward but you can only see her torso, her image within a heart shape made of barbed wire.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 21/06/2026
Watching the movie of all time
A photo of my tablet playing the movie The Neverending Story, of the scene where Atreyu's white horse Artax is sinking into the black tar pit of despair. Atreyu pulls hard on Artax's reins and screams "Fight against the sadness, Artax" but Artax is already neck deep in the pit and still sinking.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 21/06/2026
I want yall to know, when I picture Sir Mix-a-lot it's this guy for some reason
Mayor McCheese of McDonald's mascot fame. He is a man with a burger for a head, dressed in a long coat with a sash that says "Mayor" with a McDonald's M. His burger head has melted cheddar cheese and a tiny hat.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 19/06/2026
This mf on his way to steal your girl and take her with him to heaven for the rapture
Photo of an old man with long grey hair and a long grey bread, riding a mountain bike naked except for yellow crocs and some grey boxer briefs. He has just come out of the woods at high speed, and looks at the camera as he banks the turn.
The text above the photo reads: "I set up a camera outside my house because my dog always barking at something I thought I'd catch an animal or sum but boom!! Who tf is this mf!!!"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 17/06/2026
Theory: men have bigger forehead muscles bc they spend most of their lives scowling
Meme of the little black kid maybe 2 or 3 years old, dressed in a nice plaid button up shirt looking angry during a photoshoot with a pale beige background, eyes shooting daggers at the camera. The text above it says "Me practicing my 'masculine scowl'"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 16/06/2026
Thinking about this while I wait 45m for the Metra
A photo of Sam Reich from the show Game Changer, pointing up at himself. The text covering his face reads "Me, thinking about my childhood", and he is saying "And I've been trans the whole time!"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 11/06/2026
Thanks Marie Calendar
A Facebook post from Sharon Weiss in the group Marie Callender's:
Thanks Marie Calendar for ruining thanksgiving dessert.
Below the text is a photo of an extremely burnt pie.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 10/06/2026
Aaaaaaaaa (I know this isnt my T result bc that always takes like 3 days 🙄)
GMail notification: From: MyChart.
You have a new test result in MyChart.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 07/06/2026
IT'S MULBIN' TIME
A handful of tiny purple mulberries
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 06/06/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
A montage of photos from the 90's TV show Clarissa Explains it all, featuring Melissa Joan Hart as Clarissa. She is a white girl with long blond hair, and her style is loud 90's mix-match.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 05/06/2026
This was inspired by me messing around with the avatars app, finally getting my avatar's face looking enough like me, and then making versions of stickers of me with a full beard and staring at them next to the stickers of me with scruff and thinking how in a few years im gonna age like 10 years
A sticker of Cameron, a white man with freckles, brown hair and a stubbly beard, wearing a black tshirt and blue jean overalls. He is wearing a cartoon party hat and throwing his arms up in the air in a celebratory expression. The background is white with a drawing of a pink frosted cookie shaped like a heart, with a couple of bites taken out of it.A sticker of Cameron, a white man with freckles, brown hair, and a full beard and moustache, wearing a black tshirt and blue jean overalls. He is wearing a cartoon party hat and throwing his arms up in the air in a celebratory expression. The background is white with a drawing of a pink frosted cookie shaped like a heart, with a couple of bites taken out of it.A sticker of Cameron, a white man with freckles, brown hair and a stubbly beard, making a "Bear Face".A sticker of Cameron, a white man with freckles, brown hair, and a full beard and moustache, making a "Bear Face".
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 04/06/2026
pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white (Okay im cheating bc this was already b/w but I like it bc this was a few years before i figured out I was trans and I always loved the top 2 filters the most)
Cameron, a white person with freckles and long hair, takes a mirror selfie wearing Grey sweatpants and a lacy bralette. The picture is split into 3 selfies with different filters. The top filter is an old man with a white mustache and beard, the middle filter kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe with heavy stubble, and the 3rd filter at the bottom is a super baby-faced filter.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 02/06/2026
Checking out some manly knives to buy
A pocket knife with a cyan blade, a pink handle printed with colorful donut sprinkles, and a black belt hook.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 02/06/2026
Mah boy in Steamworks for pride
A photo of a Tomagotchi, with the character relaxing in a pot of boiling water. The tamagotchi is a Connection v4.5 Globe shell with a yellow star antenna. It is in a clear protective case with 3 puffy stickers, a rainbow at the top, a bone on the left side, and a couple drops of water splashing on the bottom right.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 05/05/2026
He got that "Average Masturbator" look
Drawing of an "Average Masturbator" from "an old Swedish textbook" from the 1800s. The man has a lazy look with unevenly drooped eyes, and his tongue is sticking out and a huge glob of drool is coming out of this mouth. The drawing is from the shoulders up and shows him wearing a coat and a bowtie (I assume is respectably dressed) and greasy black hair. He is either clean shaven or too young to grow a beard, and doesn't have much of a jawline.
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 03/05/2026
Screencap of a discord chat where I say
"I hope his cortisol levels keep on spiking.
If you cant confidently jestergoon around foids what are you even doing
How else am I supposed to find my clowngirl wife???"
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Cameron @tenthousandunicorns.com · 26/04/2026
So i thought it was Naruto run at first (bc how else would he be so fast?) But it seems like his arms are in front of him, but he is leaning way far forward
Screencap of the video above where a blurry guy runs past some guards really fast
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