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"A finer world is a small thing to ask." -Warren Ellis

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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 2h
I remember when a BBC documentary presented this image of what Jesus might have looked like, and when I saw it again ten years later, all my asshole brain could think was, "That looks more like Merseyside Jesus."
From the BBC: "In 2001 forensic anthropologist Richard Neave created a model of a Galilean man for a BBC documentary, Son of God, working on the basis of an actual skull found in the region. He did not claim it was Jesus's face. It was simply meant to prompt people to consider Jesus as being a man of his time and place, since we are never told he looked distinctive."Mohammad Salah scored 257 goals for Liverpool FC from 2017 to 2026. In that span, Liverpool won two Premier League titles, a UEFA Champions League title, and 3 domestic cup competitions.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 5h
The Direction (Jerry Lewis) from Animaniacs in a speech bubble meme. This joke is entirely visual, and if you're sight-impaired, please forgive my blatant ableism and have a pleasant rest of your day.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 9h
Protect WHICH people?
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 10h
It might be making Tommy Tuberville woke? (Or making him even dumber, which is at least low-brow entertainment.)
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 10h
Bambi. Skippy Squirrel in this cartoon? That was me.
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animaniacs - bumbies mom (2001 nickelodeon aired) part 1
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 10h
Except this Socrates has us all asking, "He drank what?"
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're not dead yet!
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From "The Americans": Elizabeth Jennings (Keri Russell) undercover in a blonde wig and black dress.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was that Alex Vesia or Al Hrabosky on the mound for the Dodgers?
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congenital stupidity goes out the window when diesel hits $8/gallon.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hitting their what? Someone should go to prison for that.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly, you either didn’t or couldn’t watch a lot of weekday morning game shows in the 80s.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait, what if Carson Daly *was* CIA?
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Butt-Head's Stunned Reaction
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A live look inside my brain after reading this skeet:
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Gritty Flyers
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you just gotta go to the pub and talk to people.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From Wikipedia: "In the century following the controversial death of Mary, Erwin was stigmatized as the 'town that hanged an elephant' and since then locals have raised thousands of dollars to rescue elephants in an effort to shed the stigma." Damn. TIL Erwin is the Michael Vick of small towns.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn't the UK already apart from the EU?
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It took decades for the U.S. government to catch up to what the major labels were doing and close that loophole. Manchester City appears to be counting on a similar loophole in their appeal. Given how closely related all parties are here, this seems highly unlikely to go in their favor.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Record companies in the U.S. used a similar loophole for decades to skirt Payola laws. Instead of paying DJs under the table to play songs on the radio, which is illegal, they paid INDEPENDENT PROMOTERS to pay MUSIC DIRECTORS to get songs in rotation. I used to call this "Pachinko Payola."
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why Pachinko is legal in Japan, despite the fact that gambling is very much NOT legal. (Alt-text is available if you can't read this.) ADUG is operating Manchester City under this same concept. It's not breaking the *letter* of the law, so it must be okay.
From Wikipedia article on Pachinko: Gambling for cash is illegal de jure in Japan, but the widespread popularity of low-stakes pachinko in Japanese society has enabled a specific legal loophole allowing it to exist. Pachinko balls won from games cannot be exchanged directly for money in the parlor, nor can they be removed from the premises or exchanged with other parlors. However, they can be legally traded to the parlor for so-called "special prize" tokens (tokushu keihin (特殊景品) [ja]), which can in turn be "sold" for cash to a separate vendor off-premises. These vendors (ostensibly independent from, but often owned by, the parlor owner) then sell the tokens back to the parlor at the same price paid for them—plus a small commission, creating a cash profit—without technically violating the law.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"...sources have told BBC Sport that City are expected to tell an appeal board that they have evidence showing the money directed to sponsors came from the Abu Dhabi government, rather than from ADUG [Abu Dhabi United Group]." They're claiming the Pachinko Parlour defense. Best of luck with that.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maine Road FC already exists. Maybe it'll get lots of new supporters now.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is every episode of Somebody Feed Phil.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about Robert Palmer's cover of that Cherrelle song? (Both produced by Jam & Lewis.)
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Just Be Good To Me" and "Miss You Much" are both entirely too low on this list, and "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" and "Never Knew Love Like This" are both entirely too missing from it.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta love how Nona Gaye sued Pharrell because Blurred Lines sounded a little like Got To Give It Up, but Slave 4 U is literally a full Vanity 6 reanimation, and Prince just let them cook.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn't the virus lobbyist serving as Sec. of Health first in line here after he lied to Congress?
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now we can all say we knew Spencer before he became nothing but a vibrational aura. Roll Tide.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Undeniable. #CTID
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This makes me nostalgic for that NCAA Tournament matchup between Bradley and Pittsburgh.
Jennifer Aniston shot Nerf guns at the score ticker during this game.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a stunning fit.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOW DO THIS FOR ASHLEY SANCHEZ, EMMA.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honey, I'm home!
Pinky and the Brain screenshot featuring Brain in an oversized human suit.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIRED: The music in Prince's vault. WIRED: The music in Stevie Wonder's vault.
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Album - Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP - YouTube
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You couldn't really see Loop do the CR7 goal celebration, but you could tell he did it from the sound of the crowd. They knew that jump.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This happens with trains, too. I once had a train in June delayed about 7 hours because the tracks would warp if the train moved at full speed.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once walked past Willie Stargell, my childhood baseball hero, as he was signing autographs at a Durham Bulls game. Found out it was him the next day. He was wearing an Atlanta Braves uniform. I'm claiming this as the reason I didn't recognize him.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tanking coming to the W feels like a victory for Title IX.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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MacGruber: I'm In
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walkalloverya. So glad I pulled my money from that shitpit.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ba DUN. Ba DUN. Ba DUN DUN DUN.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Obama knows more about that other football from visiting his sister in East London.
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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I Said Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire!
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get in, losers, we're going debt-cancelling.
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Get In Loser Mean Girls
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The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 23/09/2026
Chris Spatola is a former assistant coach with Duke basketball and was well known as emcee of the Blue Devils’ “K Academy.”
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Chris Spatola, son-in-law of Duke basketball’s legendary Coach K, dies suddenly
Chris Spatola is a former assistant coach with Duke basketball and was well known as emcee of the Blue Devils’ “K Academy.”
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sterling K. Brown did an entire Subway Take on this.
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Red delicious apples are actually disgusting!! Ft. Sterling K. Brown
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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Tenth Key @tenthkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So am I. Happy EW&F Day.
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