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If you haven’t cleaned garbage-laden dog vomit off your precious Four Seasons duvet at 7am and then immediately stepped in pee, you haven’t had a Chihuahua puppy.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 18/08/2026

It’s pretty rich when a guy who looks like Steven Cheung has loser-related commentary about the very capable and snack-like @ossoff.bsky.social

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 18/08/2026

I think his staff stuffed his ass with Bounce dryer sheets to hide the farts. Like when we’d filter bong rips through a toilet paper roll in college.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 16/07/2026

“Answer the question, CLAIRE.”

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 12/07/2026

This @jimgaffigan.bsky.social bit is especially funny if you know who I’m named after.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 14/06/2026

Does there *need* to be sexy intrigue scent? In my armpits? What even is that?

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 04/06/2026

I poured @muellershewrote.com a glass of rosé and… am I high? Is this glass… slanted?

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 03/06/2026

That’s my friend! @muellershewrote.com is on our local NBC station tonight.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 11/05/2026

My life motto. Twenty years ago, our friend even cross stitched it for me. It’s served me well. @muellershewrote.com

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 29/04/2026

You, too, could shit like a wannabe king.

Behold, a Facebook marketplace listing of a gold toilet for $800

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 23/04/2026

Our baby Cosmo sharing a moment with his tante @muellershewrote.com. Love. 🫶🏻

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 17/04/2026

Lookit my beautiful friend, @muellershewrote.com (and her objectively excellent branding 😂)

Allison Gill of The Daily Beans Podcast on a large TV screen in a colorful room

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 11/04/2026

Watching middle aged women attempt to land Hot Dog & Chicken after 2 bottles of wine is my favorite thing. @muellershewrote.com @mandyreeder.bsky.social

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 02/04/2026

Alexa: “this is a reminder: take your wine out of the freezer!” Me: “Alexa, thank you.” Alexa: “The is the perfect amount of time to chill your white wine w/o slushing your vino or busting the glass! Enjoy that wine. Cheers!” First, thank you. Second, that’s too many words, robot woman.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 29/03/2026

I'm inheriting some wine from a family friend that passed away. One of them is a 2015 Caves Saint-Pierre Châteauneuf-du-Pape Le Fiacre du Pape. I'll be pouring one out for you, Paul, but it'll have to be into my glass. 🍷🕊️

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 22/03/2026

Lookit my bestie @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social for @dailybeanspod.com! Cool to see it from this angle. What an amazing group of nominees. (Apologies for my 💩 camera stability. I’ve had wine.)

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 22/03/2026

Watching the @glaad.bsky.social Media Awards on Hulu. It looks so much more ginormous on TV, even though it is quite a large space in person. We were over there somewhere. 😂

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 19/03/2026

Hey, look at my dog, Cosmo. He is the most glorious demon on earth.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 14/03/2026

One of our oldest n’ dearest is in town this weekend. Today I took her to the @birchaquarium.bsky.social for the ACNH event. They may want to rethink their tide pool petting infographic.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 09/03/2026

I'm the queen of the infinite "temporarily offline" page. This is the same URL today. 😆

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 06/03/2026

So that happened! We had so much fun last night. Thank you @muellershewrote.com & @mswmedia.com for making it happen. We are so proud to be part of such an amazing, Webby-award winning, GLAAD-nominated badass podcast. ❤️

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 06/03/2026

Having the best night! Met so many people, incl the gorgeous ladies @mizzwelch.bsky.social & @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social, and even got to chat with folks from Abbott Elementary! All have been so nice; I’m most proud of our @mswmedia.com girls, @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social. ❤️

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 25/02/2026

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 25/02/2026

You mean this? This part where he says he "fell prey" to marriage equality as a cultural issue, but at the same time toots his own horn about leading the charge? You mean the part where he says we're not "culturally normal"? And I say "we" because I stand with my trans family & my LGBTQ+ community.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 21/02/2026

No shade at all to her, personally. But I can’t figure out the revival of this fashion style. I had this sweater in 7th grade. Is this back in earnest or in irony?

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 20/02/2026

Watching The Crown (my wife has not seen it); this kid’s face is everything.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 17/02/2026

It’s our anniversary today. Nine years of marriage with this weirdo. ❤️ thank you for this beautiful wine book and for tolerating me removing the toilet paper from the holder. @mandyreeder.bsky.social

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 13/02/2026

Done. Nobody needs eye shingles, wtf.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 13/02/2026

Can’t share IG here & Tiktok censored their lyrics, so I am sharing it like this. But @subradioband.bsky.social is amazing. I love this so much.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 12/02/2026

I always forget about this scene in In & Out. Kills me every time. 😂

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 04/02/2026

Me: “Is that a cat bell?” @muellershewrote.com: “They put cat collars on Melania to alert the birds before she pounces.”

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 02/02/2026

Updating to Dubsado 3.0 and it asked me for the age of my business. "2+ years". Bless. @hellomoxie.com will be 23 on Valentines Day. 🤯

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 01/02/2026

It’s been a minute, but tonight I threw a 1930’s viewing party of the final Downton Abbey for @muellershewrote.com & me. Menu is charcuterie & canapé and the cocktails are Sidecars! 1.5oz cognac vsop 1oz dry curaçao .5oz fresh lemon juice Rim chilled glass with sugar. Shake cocktail. Serve up!

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 30/01/2026

This protest sign is all of us. 10/10

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 30/01/2026

Republican women have to stop styling their hair like clitoral hoods.

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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 28/01/2026

I imagine when I’ve asked him for the fifth time, “Is that your stick?” he’s like, “woman, what do YOU think?”

Cosmo, a black and white chi-doodle, lying on a hot pink rug, eating a no-rawhide stick and giving side-eye with a pile of dog toys in the background.

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