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still tdog | apparently a transformers shitposter now

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Sebastián Píriz @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social · 10h
yearly reminder:
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Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
ALT: Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
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Bigbread @cupigthedum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twiddling my thumbs (*´ノ∀`*)
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Bigbread @cupigthedum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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SVR❄️ @silveray.bsky.social · 14h
#opmeg #paxd
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 9h
👀👀🩷
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 9h
Porque no los dos
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 9h
Ooooooh lala <3 the expressions and details (that finger articulation!!) in this are so excellent <3
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Limes @limesareyellow.bsky.social · 10h
Sucking and sniffing spike #ratchet #dratchet #valveplug
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phobso @nikonashapka.bsky.social · 12h
How to wash your pet Illustrated guide🦮 #transformers #maccadam
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly, my sympathies, this would stress me out sooo much
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 It's my witch in a box
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night I hosted my third annual secret midnight meet-up in the woods to kick off spooky season! I made this witch head in a box for that. It's got some neat features: Hidden strings open the eye when the box opens. The eyeball is removable and has secrets inside...
A paper mache sculpture of a large green witch face, sitting face-up in an open black box. The witch has one bulging green glowing eye, and the other eye is just a mostly-closed glowing slit. She has long pointy teeth in her huge mouth. The face is surrounded with black leaves and vines with green recessed lighting behind them. Inside the open lid of the box is an old-looking piece of paper with some text on it, instructing the viewer to carefully remove a tooth. The paper is lit by green recessed lighting in the lid.
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Limes @limesareyellow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Desk quickie (*splat*) #ratchet #drift #dratchet #valveplug
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Drift⛐🪷🌺🪷 #1 rodidrift warrior🔞 @driftpussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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SVR❄️ @silveray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What happened to them ....huh #opmeg #paxd
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Drift⛐🪷🌺🪷 #1 rodidrift warrior🔞 @driftpussy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
drifts new philosophical study group was not a hit
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
3am buildingwide fire alarm (incoherent groaning)
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godliath 清 @godliath.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CARDTOBER 10/??? - idw megatron spent some more time on this one because it's the weekend 😎 #transformers #megatron #mtmte
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なごむ @nagotf07.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pet Play: Drift — "I've studied Earth's cats." #maccadam #Dratchet
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Limes @limesareyellow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pre-war! Ratchet x Post-Lost Light! Drift. #dratchet #valveplug #drift #ratchet
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vasnut @vasnut.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#valveplug kinktober day 5: Gag - Ratchet is teaching Deadlock some manners in bed
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🔞🩹 @bluerobotheal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#valveplug
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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ANGI.EXE 🤡🔞 @gayh0rr0r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His lower half is supposed to be see through but I don’t know if my drawing translated that well 🙇 🔞 #mirage #jazz #valveplug
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo of the back cover of Do You Have Any Chips? True Stories of Alien Intrusions. Synopsis copy reads:

 ALIEN INTRUSION
Chilling tales of aliens chilling in homes uninvited are rampant across America. Those subjected to intrusions have been mocked, but the inconveniences they experience are real. These are their stories:

"One night I found an alien in my kitchen listening to psytrance off his phone. He waved at me, then took what I can only assume was 'alien molly' and began geeking out. He kept hugging the fridge and talking about peace and eugenics. It was horrible."

"My living room reeked of weed at 3:00 AM when I noticed an alien on my couch watching TV. He made me sit down and watch this infomercial for a new basketball that has an AM/FM radio inside. He kept falling asleep, but every time I reached for the remote, he'd say, 'hold on, I'm watching this, when his almond-shaped eyes were clearly closed. It's stupid, right? The radio inside the basketball would definitely break after dribbling the ball too much. He made me late for work the next day."

"An alien made fun of my apartment because it didn't have any good snacks inside of it. I had to dress him up in a disguise, then I drove him to three different convenience stores before he found a bag of shrimp chips that made him sick. He rolled around on the ground moaning in pain for six hours before he slowly disappeared over the course of an additional hour. While he was disappearing, his moaning had a reverb effect which made it worse. It absolutely sucked."

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS:
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS
A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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Carol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎃Preparing for the Halloween ✨🍁
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like the sinister ear cross and the helm vents for megs since he's presumably a flier!! Even though they're just heads these drawings have so much personality :)
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She misses her too much and decides to bring her back 😈 #needifer
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Hot crabs in your area🔞🦀 @hotcrabs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always draw Oppy in disbelief for how massive megs breasts are lmao
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ohhh he's been robbed of teeth!
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mmmoo @mimimaoaoao.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Thank you for following, here’s another old pic, hope you enjoy it:) cw: tentacle #valveplug
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/03/2025
…🤔 Your belly button is just your old mouth. …🙃
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Megatron's legs!!! 😳
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SVR❄️ @silveray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of many aftermaths (?) #opmeg #valveplug
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YEAAAAHHHH it's beautiful! A beautiful vision 🤩
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Soooooo soft 😍 deadlock's poleaxed face is SENDING me
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tentacledog.bsky.social @tentacledog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marriage helped them get back to healthy size 🥹
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mecha erotica perpetua @mecha-erotica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day 5- Lingerie I got way too caught up in shading the fabric folds and spend three days on this like a fool. #tfpharma #tfkinktober2026
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🔞Salsa's horny corner🔞 @strawberriesass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
KINKTOBER - 05/?? - BREEDING #kinktober #valveplug #arcee #springer #hotrod #springceerod
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my transformers comic #12
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✨Shyril✨ @shyrilship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Paws^2 🎶🚓🐾 #maccadams #jazzprowl
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons &amp; Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Limes @limesareyellow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holoform Dratchet from that one Hot Motor Oil page. I can't decide on Drift's hair color. #humanformers #dratchet
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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