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Tennesseine

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Just an American #immigrant living here in #Spain! I help Americans move here.

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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
King Don is eating off solid gold plates while most Americans are one missing paycheck away from ruin. What a world.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I would just like to point out that every single thing Trump is failing to get in his war with Iran, is a thing Obama and Biden got from Iran through diplomacy and limited use of the military.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Careful, Bryon. If that poor puppy pissed her off, I don’t even want to think what Kristi will do to the husband who proves he doesn’t fit her mold. Good luck. You’re about to find out how your wife’s non-conforming constituents have always felt: despised and rejected. Godspeed.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I would like to point out that while the Strait of Hormuz is closed, the sun still shines, the wind still blows, and water still flows. You can make certain renewable energy sources harder to harness with material shortages, sure. But the sun still shines, the wind still blows, the water flows.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Expecting Tiger Woods to be appointed Secretary of Transportation any day now…
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump started this war without talking to anyone but Israel. Then he cried because America's allies wouldn't clean up his mess. And NOW he is crying about how it's ***Iran's*** job to end the war he himself started. Clean up your own mess for once, Donald. Stop blaming everyone else.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s almost #TACO Tuesday, y’all! Time for Trump to back down, pretend he won, then let the adults (likely in a future Dem administration) come in and clean it all up as usual. Let’s skip to that part and stop this obscene war in #Iran. Pretend he won, have FIFA give him a trophy, and MOVE ON!
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Everyone calm down. This war is gonna be paid for entirely by all the Musk and Trump DOGE savings!! Ka-ching!!! The oligarchs GOT THIS!!! 🎉🎉🎉 (Haha jk, your descendants will be paying for this latest clusterfuck until Earth is consumed by the sun.)
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Campaign Trump 2024: No more endless wars Low inflation Cheap gas Better and cheaper healthcare Eliminate government waste and reduce the deficit Make America safer. Did I miss something? Based on that list, all I see is total, objective failure, whatever your political leanings.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Trump's message to allies basically boils down to: "How dare you not help me win a war I didn't warn you I was launching! When I pick a fight, somebody else should finish it! I have bonespurs, dammit!" This would all be funny if it weren't so tragic.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Is MAGA making sure to put “I did this” Trump stickers on all the gas pumps? If not, can someone please assist them?
Price of has $3.88 a gallon
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
But...the Board of Peace had it all solved! I thought our ally and good friend <checks Board of Peace roster> Belarus had our back! 🤡🤣 Imagine starting a war unilaterally, saying nothing to your allies...then crying like this when they refuse to clean up your mess. What a pathetic joke Trump is.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I hate to be “that guy,” and I fear sounding cynical for saying this, but I am starting to think maybe the Board of Peace thing isn’t going so well.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Call of Duty. We put the Bros and Incels in charge of the largest military force on Earth, and now they all think they’re playing a fucking video game. It’s all a fantasy to these fools.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
For the record, I did not "lose" at Scrabble last night. I simply didn't win enough. For more hot tips on winning, tune in to the White House regularly.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When I look at the autocratic, theocratic regime in Tehran, I see a threat against secular law, women's rights, LGBTQ+ rights, and democracy. Unfortunately, when I look at Washington, DC, I currently see the exact same thing.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I keep seeing “prayers” as a response on social media posts about this absurd war. Prayers?! Prayers got us into this nonsense. How about some intelligent foreign policy implemented by actual functioning adults?
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh thank god. There’s now a Markwayne in charge of keeping America safe at home. I am so relieved for you all. This should go swimmingly.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I see the cartoonization of American politics continues apace. MAGA are simply inventing their own reality now. No anchor sunken in truth. Just sloshing about in infantile “bro” and “manosphere” war fantasies. The lunatics are in charge. And they have nukes. Be concerned about this.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Putin: We didn’t invade Ukraine, even though we did. It is all their fault we are there. War is Peace. Trump: We didn’t invade Iran, even though we did. It is all their fault we are there. War is Peace. Same horseshit, just coming out of a different asshole.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
As with every American war since their family first arrived in the United States in 1885, the Iran War will see not a single Trump facing peril in battle.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Y’all, I just came here to vent. I suck at following people. I simply don’t have time. So please don’t follow me with expectations. Better yet, don’t follow me at all. Just drop in as you like and say hi. I will be happy to see you. You are most welcome as long as you’re nice! That is all. 🙏
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How on Earth do you launch WWIII without having evacuation plans in place for your OWN CITIZENS?! The level of incompetence is staggering.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The president of the United States is an incompetent buffoon, and the cabinet should seek his legal removal by any constitutional means. He is clearly unstable, and shows signs of messianic tendencies. This man has the keys to a catastrophic arsenal. Where are the adults in Washington?
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Daring prediction: While asking our soldiers to die for them, the “party of fiscal responsibility” will put this war on the credit card and not ask its billionaires to sacrifice a single penny. (Fine, there’s nothing daring about this prediction: we all know the GOP won’t make their owners pay.)
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ugh, the arrogance of the #Iran debate. “Shouldn’t we do this for them?” “No, THIS would be best instead!” Who asked us?!!? Imagine the America of today if, say, France and Spain had invaded the Colonies in 1768 to free us from British oppression, just before we started to push it off ourselves?
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hope they finally wake up and realize what a repressive regime they have and work to replace it themselves, peacefully, and as quickly as possible. But enough about what Americans should do.🤦‍♂️ I hope the people of Iran do the same. On. Their. Own. “Freedom” imposed from without rarely lasts.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ya gotta love how people who just last week were happily talking up Project 2025 and stripping American women of a century's worth of hard-won rights, are now VERY CONCERNED about Iranian women's rights.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If you're foolish enough to believe this is about liberating Iran, then chances are you were foolish enough to believe the Iraq and Vietnam Wars were about liberation, too. In which case you're beyond my ability to help. Best of luck to you.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Post-9/11 American spending on the Middle East has amounted to an additional tax of about $1000 per year for every man, woman, and child in the United States. That’s not overall defense spending: that’s JUST on the morass in the Middle East. Yet America can’t afford healthcare or education. Huh.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I cannot get my head around the fact we're at war to distract from a pedophile's crimes. It's unreal.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Will American soldiers injured in this distraction be awarded the Epstein Medal of Valor? What a disgraceful use of our troops. We owe them all a profound apology.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Check out the New Yorker piece on moving abroad! Features my fearless friends Jana Lynne Sanchez and Bethany Quinn's company #GTFOTours! #AmericansMovingToSpain #Spain #MovingAbroad #Netherlands #Europe www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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How to Leave the U.S.A.
In the wake of President Trump’s reëlection, the number of aggrieved Americans seeking a new life abroad appears to be rising. The Netherlands offers one way out.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Sorry, but "poutdone" needs to be a word these days. Definition: outdone oneself in a display of public pouting Example: Trump pouted so hard about not getting the Nobel Prize that FIFA gave him a pity-medal. Wow, he's really poutdone himself this time! #poutdone
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Since 1981, there have been nine government shutdowns. Every single one involved Republicans controlling at least one of the two houses of Congress and/or the presidency. This tenth one has them controlling all three. Republicans simply cannot govern the United States.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Magats don't give a shit about children being raped. They don't give a shit about children being shot in school. But damn, don't get them started on halftime shows.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Me: What's that actor from that Office show that people make so many memes about? Ted Kaczynski? Friend: Uh, I think you mean John Krasinski. Ted Kaczynski was the Unabomber, dude. [Aaaaaand this is why uncool politics and history nerds shouldn't be allowed to discuss pop culture.] 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣😬😳😬😆😜
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Know that Brian Kilmeade’s comments about murdering the homeless weren’t a “gaffe.” For those unfamiliar, google #OvertonWindow. These are calculated attempts to 1) test the public tolerance for further extremism and 2) make almost equally horrific policies seem OK by comparison. This was a test.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Charlie Kirk fans sure hate hearing his words quoted.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
A millionaire widow suckering working-class supporters out of their money by fundraising off of her husband's murder is peak MAGA: all about the shameless grift. #Shameless
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I had never heard of Sydney Sweeney. Now I only see her name in one place: right-wing posts talking about how she triggered the left. Only problem with all these "triggered liberals" is...there don't seem to be any.🤣 Sounds like another drama invented by the right.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It's bad enough corrupt Trump took a $400M bribe in the form of a jet. Now the GOP has voted to make the American people pay $1 BILLION to fix it up, AND to let Trump keep it when he leaves. They aren't even bothering to hide their corruption anymore.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Meanwhile, to celebrate taking away trillions from working Americans and handing it to millionaires, the Republicans have announced they're adding a ballroom to the White House. And of course their poorest voters will cheer.🤡
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"Man, it's so exhausting being falsely accused of pedophilia while being in charge of the very videos and documents that could completely exonerate me if I would just release them." -Nobody, on the 23rd of Never
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I own a medical billing company, so trust me when I tell you: The United States is the only country on Earth that employs more people in the business of blocking access to healthcare than it employs in the business of providing healthcare. You got suckered. And it shows.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Having Netanyahu nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize is like having Hannibal Lecter nominate you for Chef of the Year.
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The "let's elect a rapist and convicted felon" crowd is suddenly the "nobody's above the law" crowd. 🤡🤣
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Your 401k and brokerage accounts have lost 12.5% since inauguration day. How's that winning going, dipshits? 🤣🤡 Meanwhile, you know he shorted the market and clued in all his oligarch buddies, so they're laughing at you right now. You got played, simps. Enjoy poverty. 🤣
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Can’t help noticing that the party that’s always claiming voter fraud is also the party that keeps getting caught committing voter fraud. Kinda like how every time there’s a high-profile pedophile bust, it’s almost always youth pastors or GOP operatives. #ItsALWAYSProjection
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Tennesseine @tennesseine.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So to be clear: According to #MAGA, if you're a straight white male and you're involved in wrongdoing or accused of incompetence, your sexual orientation, race, and sex are entirely irrelevant. But if you're anything other than a straight white male, though, it's "because #DEI!"?
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