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Tem Tempo⭐️

@temtem13.itch.io
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I make little games, write stories and sometimes rant about bad cartoons! temtem13.neocities.org

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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 5h
An edit of the "What a week, huh?" "Captain, it's Wednesday" meme from Tintin. Dante from Limbus Company is saying "What a part 3, huh?", to which Mersault replies "Manager, it's the first fight."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 5h
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 15h
I did say, and I quote, "chug, chug, chug, chug, chug"
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 16h
The reality shift causing friends to wander into the pet supply aisle while thinking of you, creating a brief (very brief) moment of confusion
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Dani Yuan | commissions open @dagger6.art · 23h
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 19h
tf into: hopital visit
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Mira @thefreeradical.org · 02/10/2026
so i saw this and panicked and started researching other cat foods, but then i decided to dig into the clean label project. spoiler: they are not a trustworthy source gonna dive into it in a thread now because i do public science communication also no shade to OP, i was sharing this worried too!!
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game: Super Metroid (1994, SNES) TAS Author: JXQ Source: tasvideos.org/817M
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 02/10/2026
Finally, a place where you be long
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 01/10/2026
Us cool and awesome spine-havers 😎 versus the lameoid everything-elses.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 01/10/2026
The line reads on "Can you help us?" and "This guy fucking sucks" are perfect, I keep relistening just for that exchange.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 01/10/2026
Ooough, oh no, that's so soon after the last one
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 01/10/2026
Sneak them into the game as hidden fights in a dev room,
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 30/09/2026
She did it! A perfect backflip!
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Apologies; it was a reply to someone using an LLM who I have since blocked.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Calling BS on this. There's no way they've invented a third thing.
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Fliss...! @fairygirl.me · 27/09/2026
you don't need me to tell you magic isn't real #felsspellart
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 27/09/2026
I finally got around to trying the demo, and I liked it! Honestly I kinda got sold on just the dash animation when you run into a wall, aha. I ended up grabbing the full game, thanks for the recommendation!
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah, saw these guys in Portland last year, and it was a fantastic time.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 26/09/2026
This is one of those animations where I go back and watch it once a day, because I love it so much.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 26/09/2026
This how it is for me. I can read just fine (I've even had mostly text-based dreams), but if I glance away from any text, I'll never find it again.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Port and starboard are easy to remember, because they have the same number of letters as left and riiiiight.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 24/09/2026
I absolutely adore it!! She's so into it!!
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dragonweirdo @dragonweirdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mina the Hollower doin a lil dance Song: At Last We Rest (Old Graveyard) by Jake Kaufman
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Oh true, same here.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 20/09/2026
What happens if you hula-hoop with a tf hoop? I feel like that's gotta heck things up.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 20/09/2026
She's getting squeezed. She's getting the full-body squeeze. She's squeezed. Now imagine someone picking up the doll and gently squeezing it.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Physics objects
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Bra that says "you don't have to be crazy to work here,"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It contains my favorite, FAVORITE @kcg.bsky.social comic of all time, "A Pig Being Lowered into Hell in a Bucket," made for this anthology! You can read the whole thing on his site here: kcgreendotcom.com/PIGBUCKET/
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Plugs you into the wall. No power strip, just right into the wall.
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fine, I'll do it myself.
backloggd.com
'Game Recomps That Aren't Vibe-Coded' a list of games by WumpaGem | Backloggd
With the sheer abundance of game recompilations built with generative AI tools getting unwarranted attention from clickbait news outlets I felt we need some kind of curated database of recompilations ...
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scroops and Scales ep 17 Word on the street is next scroop comic in a week 1/2
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 16/09/2026
There must be a state where it's still legal
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 16/09/2026
no way...
YouTube thumbnail for a Kitchen Nightmare episodes, with a title that reads, "Gordon Visits A Restaurant That Serves... GARLIC ..."
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Super Lesbian Animal RPG @slarpg.com · 14/09/2026
Super Lesbian Animal RPG is 50% off as part of Steam's Party-Based RPG Fest this week! You can grab it for just $7.49 USD! Wow! store.steampowered.com/app/2124380/...
A promotional image announcing that SLARPG is 50% off ($7.49 USD) for Steam's Party-Based RPG Fest from September 14th until September 21st at 10am PT
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 12/09/2026
If there's one thing that stands out about Fliss, it's her incredibly consistent silhouette,
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
To be fair, that character is definitely horny for the idea of purging heresy and preserving the purity of human flesh, at the very least in a figurative way. But yes, I do like how it's not just "the sex sin," but the overwhelming desire to spread yourself out into the world, in whatever sense.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
I'm still thinking about how I got pranked by thinking Murder on the WARP Express was going to be an Agatha Christie reference, only to find out the actual murder mystery is the intervallo that precedes it, even namedropping Agatha Christie to let you know the goof is intentional.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Not even close to being the same thing, and you know it.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
I imagine what she is referring to is how they don't use "antisemitism" to mean "prejudice against Jewish people," they use it to mean "any criticism of Israel/zionism whatsoever."
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
It's really good; there was a period where I was casually speedrunning it for fun. I hope you check it out! And I'll have to check out Stardust Demon in return!
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Now if there were just a mod to replace Nina's in-combat voice lines, I'd be perfectly happy with it. "Ooooooouuun!! Ooooooouuun!! Ooooooouuun!! Eeeyah! Eeeyah! Eeyah! Eeyah!"
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
It's an extremely straight-forward plot, but it works. It takes a little while for the story to give you a reason to want to climb, climb, climb your way out of the hole you start in, but once it does, I like the weight it carries. Also never has getting more inventory space felt so good.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
I also really like that the entire game takes place in a vertical, underground bunker, with you climbing from the very bottom to the very top. You are constantly reminded of your depth, giving you a constant sense of progression (which you can directly compare against your doomsday clock.)
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
(There is a safety valve: you can, at any point, start a New Game+, carrying over some of your items, zenny and unspent EXP, resetting your timer in the process. It's a linear game with the Earthbound "trivial fights are skipped" mechanic, so you get back to where you were quickly.)
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Which means they can and will throw overly-difficult fights at you, and leave it to you to decide whether you're going to throw your dwindling supply of meds beating it normally, or burn away a big chunk of your doomsday timer cheesing it. You can't get that kind of tension without evil mechanics.
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Tem Tempo⭐️ @temtem13.itch.io · 11/09/2026
As if that were not enough of a doomsday clock, you have a literal doomsday clock, permanently occupying the upper-right portion of your screen, constantly crawling towards 100%, with no way to rewind it. You are given access to an absurdly powerful dragon form, but your moves cost doomsday %.
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