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Tempvs Frangit

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"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" (All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter) USian 🍉🌻🦩🐢💜 ---------- Average human-shaped existence which doesn't expect any followers since i am very un-clever. Schrodinger's life-form: you don't remember if I was there or n∅t.

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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 15h
Oh, forgot the SAD meme:
Meme of an upright humanoid lizard (more recent Godzilla series). Text: "Yeah I'm SAD [capitalized, like an acronym]... Secretly A Dinosaur".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 19h
No, it was just the rabid goats which were on tour. Bison are just using "Stand Your Ground" precedence which some states have, and the orcas are just defending their homes since tuna aren't very scary and sharks are boneless and still think it's 450 million BCE🦈. Mother Nature in Level 4 FAFO.
Poster of a light skin-tone woman with two daisies (flowers) in her greying black hair, holding up a Chiffon Margarine product. Text: "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!" Dena Dietrich as "Mother Nature" in the mid 1970s era commercials.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roller skates and a bubble-suit so you can have your pancakes sooner🥞.
Photo of a man (possibly a MythBuster) wearing an outfit and helmet made from thick layers of bubble-wrap often use in shipments of merchandise.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found yer cat🪨😺. 🎶I know, it's only rock-cat roll, but I LIKE IT!🎶
Photo of a striped cat with white front, laying down in front of some rocks lined-up by the window. Angle of the cat with her mouth partly open. it seems she is smiling. Primary text: "she likes to collect rocks", with first reply "Aww" and second reply "And she is very proud of them!"
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Won't let me see what it is (am 60yo), but at least they can tell me what it isn't. Much like the bird community talking about Great Tits🐦, big natural Boobies🦢, and magnificent hooters🦉.
Scree-cap stating "Adult Content. Does not contain nudity. Source: [at]moderation [dot] bsky [dot] app".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Her next dog (Pepper, named after the Doctor) was a bit bigger, but not by much. Another Prince pic with his toy hamster which was an average hamster-size, so his head was as big as a hamster. Have had shoes like Jujube, rather small for their size. Was she washed in the wrong temperature🐹🥔?
Photo of a sleeping small white dog with black ears, mask, and dapples. Near their head is a stuffed toy hamster about the same size as the dog's head (a *very* small dog).
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, apologies. Jujube looked like a much smaller potato when viewed from above, and I still have Prince (black & white dapple Chihuahua) in my head though he was about 20 years ago. She looks bigger than Oven Dog, even🥔🦔.
Photo of a small white dog with black markings around eyes and ears with scattered dappling on body, standing on a human's leg wearing men's size-8 Doc Martens to show scale. Is a very small dog.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Read the original "Watchmen" comics in the '80s; sitting on Mars and looking at the little scurrying humans on Earth brings a little peace. Know a few other stories (vid games and such) that are similar. Often look up "farthest known object from Earth" for updates; as of 21 May 25, JADES-GS-z14-0.
Image of a field of stars and galaxies, inset enlargement of a blob labeled JADES-GS-z14-0 as the farthest known object(s, it's a galactic cluster) from Earth as of 21 May 2025.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Go mildly Munchhausen and tell people you got it whilst sleighing a dragon; <= not a typo:
Meme of a silhouette against the moon, depicting what appears to be Santa (Saint Nicholas, other regional names) but being pulled by a dragon. Pun-explained mysteries: in English, "slay" and "sleigh" sound the same, so "dragon slayer" can become "dragon sleigh-er".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Took me a minute to realize the meaning, since sad (un-capitalized) is a normal state for me; I don't have the name, but I am part Addams like Wednesday & Morticia🦇.
Meme of an upright, humanoid lizard (Godzilla/Gojira) with their forearms out to the sides. Text: "Yeah I'm SAD... Secretly A Dinosaur."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't know if it would translate into Hebrew, though🫂.
Black tee-shirt with white letters stating "I'm not dead yet"; reference to 1975 film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Do not give me a seat at the table if you will not let me speak, and if you do let me speak then I would expect you to listen." --heard years ago. Art credit to Megan Nicole Dong (@sketchshark) 2017.
Cartoon drawing. First panel: toad says to cat, "There are so many stories about cats and so few tales of toads. I would love to share more toad stories with the world." Second panel, cat exclaims, "My God... You are right." Third panel, cat leans over to toad, "There SHOULD be more stories of your kind." Forth panel, cat in all seriousness proclaims, "*I*.. will tell these stories about your kind..." as toad looks concerned. Final panel is toad looking dejected as cat acts in the background wearing a toad-shaped hat and painted toad-color.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since time immemorial, there has always been a "THEM!" Glad you can still find the words🫂💜.
Cartoon drawing from Dan Piraro published 3/6/2004. Depicts early hominids dressed in animal hides gathered around one who is standing behind a podium-shaped rock elevated on a hill. Speaker: "My opponent doesn't even BELIEVE [bold & underlined] in the BOGEYMAN [bold]! How is he going to protect you from him!?" Title card: "TIME-TESTED CAMPAIGN TACTICS".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ignis (of fire, her flame and soot markings) Furrious, aka "Iggy". First pic when I got her home at eight weeks, second is at one year, and third is her current eight years old.
Picture of a kitten, mostly sand-color with red-flame and shoot markings, being held in the air by a human hand so she is in the best lighting.Picture of a cat in stealth lighting, mostly sand-colored with red-flame and shoot markings, looking rather puma-y.Picture of a very large tan cat (mountain lion, puma, various names), unamused that I am comparing my house-cat to their wild self.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay; two other options for handling a baby came to mind. Elon wears his kids like a bullet-catching helmet😒.
Meme of a yellow dog (Golden Retriever) with a mostly white kitten draped over their head; both seem at-ease about things. Text: "I've got my thinking cat on." English-ism, wearing one's thinking-cap to assist in thought process.Meme of a toddler, seemingly duck-taped to a wall (looks like an overhead illusion-shot of a floor) with a duck stuffie-toy also taped near them (toddle appears to be fine with it). Text: Babysitting; Why guys shouldn't."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam Diamond in Neil Simon's spoof of the early Detective genre "Murder By Death" (1976). Anecdote claims Mr Simon talked Alec Guinness into trying the "silly little space opera" he was reading for between takes. All-star cast, even💜.
Several people gathered around a fancy dining table wearing semi-formal clothing, all looking a their obscured just as the camera angle is viewing from behind said host. "Neil Simon's 1976 film "Murder By Death."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If get a brain-scan, remark you have a "photogenic memory" is another one from decades back; kitteh's name helps inspire humor. Hope you feel slightly-alive again soon, Doc💜.
Meme from a movie, showing a rather aged (make-up) human leaning over a much younger and dashing man who seems to be unconscious; both have light skin-tone and are dressed in medieval type clothing. Text: "Your friend here is only mostly dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive." 1987 film "The Princess Bride."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Captain Moon-Moon, reporting for duty! "Inside you are two wolves; they both judge you harshly." Also making own hot-sauce, since all commercial (allegedly) Habanero or Bhut Jolokia are still tame. Bought Buldak 3x on Amzn, "Wait, that's *it*!? Weak-ass whiners."
Meme of a fuzzy white/beige dog with their head lolled back and tongue hanging out. Text: HOWLS AT MOON [break] WAITS FOR ANSWER".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Another apropos meme; satirical, yet very relevant. Though with so many governments reducing funds to *any* kind of assistance, it applies to not just America😷. (Yes, obvs "by design").
Mock-up book cover styled like a children's book. A blue puppet (Grover, from television series "Sesame Street") dress in surgical gear with medical equipment in the background. Title/caption: "I'm Sorry You Can't Afford To Be Alive (sub-head) And Other Stories From America."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*'they're the same picture' GIF* "Wrong glass, sir."
Scene from "The Blues Brothers" (1980), maitre d' stating "Wrong glass, sir."Scene from "We Named the Dog Indiana and the Last Crusade", knight in anachronistic chain-mail stating, "Wrong glass, sir."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Following. Saw this, thought of you; apologies if you've seen it many times already, Your Majesty💜👑.
Text, listings from Merriam-Webster dictionary. "The name 'Mark' is related to the Roman god of war, Mars. 'Victoria' is named after the personification of 'victory'. 'Avery' is derived from [the 'ae' combination is the Roman letter-symbol] 'AElfaed' or 'AElfric, and essentially means 'elf ruler'."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dear Grim Reaper, F**KING QUIT IT ALREADY!!! Timothy James Curry 19 April 1946 – 25 August 2026, Doctor, demon, poet man, pirate, and organic Muppet.
Caption: "TIM CURRY: He's been a transvestite, a demon, an evil clown and you STILL think he's hot. Bravo, sir" with images of Tim Curry dressed up as an evil clown, a demon, and an ambiguous space alien.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He was a background character on "Spin City", right? Half Mayor Winston, half Stuart ("That picture is so straight, it's over-compensating" -Carter), all Asshat pt 2 (forget Asshat Prime's name and agency). At least Mayor Brad got to cosplay a hunk on "Lexx":
Barry Bostwick as Thodin on the series "Lexx". Blue-eyed man with short sand-colored hair, wearing tanned leather vest with brass decorations, a cheaper movie hero.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Live in a megapolis, but we have similar rude "consequences are for commoners" people; we also have a lot of these signs posted by people who live in the more rural parts of the valley. Aside: Yahoo (email) News this morning, "Charlie Jerk's shooting may have been politically motivated"🙄.
Mock-up of a warning sign, black letters on white background, silhouette of a hoigh-power rifle. Caption: "PRIVATE PROPERTY: IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE WITHIN RANGE".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would, if I could; it's like the damned thing has been following me around for most of my life! (humor). Saw this, thought of you:
Montage of hedgehog drawings from "Simon's Cat" cartoon strip, depicting the series regular hedgehog doing various activities.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Since you're Australian and your birthday was akchually yesterday, Happy belated birthday! The next Doctor Who should be from Down under, since they always deal with wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey things⌛.
A "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" card with pink letters on a mostly blue background, a white central circle highlights the big koala holding a smaller (baby) koala with a eucalyptus branch next to them.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They told me I could be anything... they then spent the rest of my life trying to beat such silly ideas out of me so I would conform to their ideals.
Image of a marionette (puppet) collapsed on a darkened stage, all strings appear to have been severed. Adobe Stock image.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
All of the "I'm different!" PMs and candidates assembled together:
Still image from the Matrix movie franchise; multiple copies of the same man wearing a black suit & tie with white shirt and sunglasses, most faces have different expressions.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Iggy recently turned 8yo but is still mostly-boneless.
Close photo of a very relaxed cat with their front half facing towards image-left but the lower half is comfortably twisted to face image-right; a mostly-boneless feline.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My matron was similar; never said "not good enough", but always found a way to say "could have done better". Haven't seen her since 1996; found out she eventually died in 2003. "Love" (snark) how humans reverse-anthro characteristics from animals; real tigers are actually very caring🐯🐅🧡.
Close-up photo of a grown tiger licking a small/baby tiger, with the adult's tongue being as big as the baby's entire head. They both look happy about things.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Apologies, yes; was conflating with the Hare of Caerbannog from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"🙄😞.
Close-up image of a white "It's-just-a-rabbit" surrounded by piles of human-shaped bones.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At least the film "Outbreak" (1995 US) had a cute monkey.
Close-up image of a Rhesus monkey, from the 1995 US film "Outbreak".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No matter the character-class, they all look like (Power) Rangers, Doc. "The Mystic Knights of Caer Bannog" was similar, but set during Arthurian times. Have the DVD collection for "PW: Mystic Force" where the finale had honored Machiko Soga as a reformed Witch Bandora (Rita Repulsa).
Head and shoulders image of a woman-shaped being with her hair up-styled like two horns, wearing garments designed to evoke "evil villain". Actor Machiko Soga as Witch Bandora (Rita Repulsa in US dub).Head and shoulders image of a woman-shaped being, with long braided white "hair", garbed in white cloth and decorated with red beads. Actor Machiko Soga as (Mystic Mother in "Power Rangers: Mystic Force").
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Those are some Great Tits, but some people prefer big natural Boobies.
Photo of two amphibious birds, mostly white with tan highlights, and bright blue webbed feet.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hoping you've seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975).
Meme drawing in the style of medieval art, depicting knights and their servants gathering by some tents. Upper caption: "And, there was much rejoicing!" Lower caption: "yayyyyy!"
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Relaxing helps. You know how you feel, and you have the means to check yourself as well. Keep my monitor in the desk drawer, since Rx is working rather well and BP has been safe since taking meds and changing diet (eating wrong foods for not having a gall bladder)👩🏼‍⚕️. Nuther cute outfit; DOGZILLA!
A medium-small tan and white dog, wearing a little costume styled like Godzilla (giant monster from movies).
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There is also the aspect of better-living-through-chemistry and the many (allegedly fictional) stories of "super-soldier" programs.
Close-up image of a humanoid shaped wearing thick (Hollywood) padded-armor, holding a device to their nose, with the device having an attached cord leading to a chest-mounted storage unit. Star Trek: The Next Generation s1e1 "Encounter at Farpoint", Q in the guise of a Terran soldier of our near-future.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Much like my concern for James Assange, when Julian finally vacated and left him behind. Was assured that he was given a new name (witness-protection) and re-homed to a proper home.
Photo of a cat, sitting in a window, wearing a mock-up shirt collar with tie as a pet-type collar, mostly tan & black striped coat with white muzzle and forehead. A rather dashing gentleman of a cat.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
American education to the rescue! Obviously they are Aslan, Mufasa, and The "Cowardly" Lion (never given a "proper" name by Baum)🦁🦁😺. When I was a child, there were nine Plantagenets, now there are only eight; JUSTICE FOR PLUTO!! (yes, am being very silly).
Close image showing the head of a cartoon dog-type character; Pluto, guardian hound of the Disney empire.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Monday the 13th is over now... JOYEUX BASTILLE DAY!!
Still image from the film "The Princess Bride"; a man-type shape and a woman-type shape of very ambiguously "old" age waving to characters out-of-frame. Text/dialog: "Have fun storming the castle!"
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Clarence Darrow, not Mark Twain, said that thing about obits.
Text: Ch. 4 "Called To The Bar"
Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sounds like "The Invisibles" comic books and or the UCB television series who were/are likely a US branch of The Invisibles (based on skits from the UCB comedy troupe).
Three men-shapes and one fem-shape, wearing dark cots, white shirts, and black neckties. Rather odd characters from US "The Upright Citizens Brigade" television series based on skits from the UCB comedy troupe.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're doing a great job, Spiff💜🫂.
Glittery gold star-shape with white letters stating "GREAT JOB".
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Madeline Kahn in "History Of The World Pt 1", selecting escorts to the orgy...
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One does not need to be Jewish, nor in space, to operate a weather-control cannon. Also has a setting to roast hot🌭dogs, so it's patriotic, even.
Image of a human-shape, with a rather large gun-cannon up on their right shoulder, currently firing/emitting a multi-colored rainbow. Human-shape is wearing safety glasses of course, because they aren't Republican.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Whether it be wars, battles, or just "bad luck"; some (privileged) survivors tend to not think about those who are no longer around.
Text: When people say,
“we have made it
through worse before”
— Clint Smith
all I hear is the wind slapping against the gravestones
of those who did not make it, those who did not
survive to see the confetti fall from the sky, those who

did not live to watch the parade roll down the street.
I have grown accustomed to a lifetime of aphorisms
meant to assuage my fears, pithy sayings meant to

convey that everything ends up fine in the end. There is no
solace in rearranging language to make a different word
tell the same lie. Sometimes the moral arc of the universe

does not bend in a direction that will comfort us.
Sometimes it bends in ways we don’t expect & there are
people who fall off in the process. Please, dear reader,

do not say I am hopeless, I believe there is a better future
to fight for, I simply accept the possibility that I may not
live to see it. I have grown weary of telling myself lies

that I might one day begin to believe. We are not all left
standing after the war has ended. Some of us have
become ghosts by the time the dust has settled.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Was not Mark Twain, but was Clarence Darrow who made the quote regarding reading obituaries, "The Story of My Life" (1932). No reason, just sayin'.
Text: Ch. 4 "Called To The Bar"
Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Never too late; have a pullover I'd bought years ago, now fits on my cats.
Meme of a cat, wearing a human-type button-up shirt with collar. Caption: "The veterinarian suggested a shirt instead of a cone for my cat. Fun Fact: Most Cats wear baby sizes 0-3 months."
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Supposed to wash them in the wrong temperature so they shrink. Dimly recall posting this image when their age was turned-up to 11😕.
Close-up image of two audio control dials (VOLUME I, VOLUME II); both can be turned-up to eleven.
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Tempvs Frangit @tempvsfrangit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mildly related, since they are nude: a pair of Great Tits and some big natural Boobies.
A pair of small birds, mostly yellow with a black & white helmet and racing stripes, known as "Great Tits".Two amphibious birds with webbed blue feet, mostly white body with brown wings and dark face. Known as "Blue-footed Booby".
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