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Tempette

@tempette.bsky.social
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Artist/Writer Caffine addiction I make clowns and demons Literally a hippie I like boys Taken >:3 Pastafarian tempettebio.straw.page

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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
OH SHIT THE DAY BROKE
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I know I am
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
- Start making vids again - Start new special channel - Start OVERTIME SMP - Remake my GOD AWFUL banner - Roblox SCP game - Help with Five Nights at Carls if he still up for it - Start production on Rubys Revival game - Sonic play together - Sburb - Selfstuck - The Killer Kart GRAND REOPENNING
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Im still alive, be ready for 2026, my great resurrection. Like Jesus Im bouta come back from the dead after being in Hell fr!! Ill be posting more and be able to make digital art again. Ive got so many plants. So heres a list! (Check replies)
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Update: Ive been learning to code on Roblox, so on 2026 I might be able to make something special. Learning is going great and I learned so much in a single day!
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
This bitch #expunged #fridaynightfunkin #fanart #fnf #dnb #daveandbambi #daveandbambigoldenapple
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
only the B
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I love this
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
He whips out a comically long list of slurs and shouts them one by one
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yes, his name is Raptor Jesus
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"Donald Trump's tarrif country"
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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a man with a beard is wearing a hoodie that says ca on it
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Probably unrelated but if there a yaoi ver of this account somewhere? I need it for... research......
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
More like a trip, I DONT EVEN WATCH DRAGON BALL OR STAR WARS 😭
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Same bro, I was a little prick
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Aaaaand the post right after this one has someone saying and I quote, "Im jorkin' it in my shorts".
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I didnt even know there was notes for the ending. Awh.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Me searching for my old fursona and wallet because I wanna meet Freddy Fazbear:
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a cartoon of tom and jerry dancing in a living room .
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
No. But if it was a gooberish looking dude..... Im putting myself on that table
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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woody and sora from kingdom hearts are standing next to each other in a dark room
ALT: woody and sora from kingdom hearts are standing next to each other in a dark room
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Watch your back or when you turn your back to the plate of your freshly made 30 brownies you look back and see they're all gone, with me sitting down with my suspiciously 30 brownies shaped neck
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
OH I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS MEANT
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Remember folks! The same people who say this would also never kiss another woman, imagine hating men but also being a straight gal
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
As the eye of saroun shot lava at Sonic.exe Scout did a solo rap inside the tower and it was so peak. Then the whole cast of TF2 in super form finished off Sonic.exe and everyone powered down as Yoda said "Thank you for saving my bread pools!". And then I woke up.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Then Tails Doll showed up and said "Dont worry Ill help you guys" and became the tower with the eye of saroun at the top. Then the TF2 cast went super sayian and as they were fighting they were rapping. Cant remember what they were saying but it was FIRE.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
And there was just many cubic pits that were filled with water with loafs of bread at the bottom. One had a sign that was in red saying "EVIL bread dont eat" and it was red bread. But then Sonic.exe came in, ate from it, and then jumped off and became a massive kaiju sized monster.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I once had a dream I was watching from a camera man POV of the TF2 cast climbing a moutian in the middle of a vast ocean, at the top was Yoda who greeted them and said "Welcome to my bread pools, dont eat from the evil bread pools".
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My favorite sin, at least according to some, is gay. W sin Id say
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This goes hard. Maybe I should draw a scene from my faiths holy book..
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
doing way better then me, whenever I get burnout I burn myself out even more trying to force myself to make something
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
they're*
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a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is making a funny face .
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Buddy thinks their Helltaker
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Never seen wonder woman but if everyone seems to really like this and the only people who dont is just because Supermans an immigrant then Im def watching his. Im moreso concerned about character, as to me Supermans always felt like the vanilla icecream of superheros, cant wait to see what they do
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
leavin a message here for when I can
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Im feeling gay 24/7, get on my level 🔥
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Would ya recommend I watch it?
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
He looks so friendly, hes that friend Id hug often 😭
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If succubi fit the persons definition of sexy mine would be some eldrich lovecraftian horror as the succubus asks "WHY??"
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
God, whats your opinion on Aquaman?
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I love him though....
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Oh bother.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yall looking like you're filmin a rap vid
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If my boyfriend was this small, Id get into arts and crafts and make him a little doll house.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Sometimes I wonder if Im really a hippie or a poser. Damn.
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Actually you're the blasphemer!! I love the one true god, the flying spaghetti monster with all my heart, how dare you disrespect our lord by sayin he said somethin he didnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ill be so fr with yall, idk what to draw. All Ive been doing is playing chess recently. Suggestions?
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a pixel art drawing of a boy with red hair and the words pain and suffering .
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a boy with red hair and the words pain and suffering .
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Idk who this goober is but I love him sm
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"Life could be dream, life could be dreeeaaam!" ☮️
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Took me a second omg
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Tempette @tempette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sebastian, give me a chance bro plzzzz
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a person laying on a bed with a blue pillow on their head
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