telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Playing the hits at the county fair second stage. 020
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026MAGA cocktail parties must be a laff riot. 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A new corollary of Occam’s Razor for explaining historical events: the dumb reason is more likely to be true than the smart one. 030
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They could bring back, gasp, accountability. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve protected myself by hating them an infinite amount. 001
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Times are tough so Melania went with half a bow: “See, I economize too.” 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Getting rid of a four-day weekend seems like more of a Republican thing. 021
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026An unwatched bot on a lit burner sounds like a suitable punishment. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I found myself at an Ed Sheeran concert, I’d wonder how I got there. Might be a cool setup for one of those amnesia movies. 121
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Do they think Pete Hegseth’s chances will be better after the elections? 3350
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe he should get some physical therapy or something. MAGAs always cursing the darkness instead of lighting a candle… 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And here I was being careful to say “today’s” WSJ… 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ninety years ago, today’s WSJ editors would’ve written that Hitler “tested the boundaries” of proper treatment of religious minorities. 1160
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just as vibrant and energetic as he was when he was first elected to the Continental Congress. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They are bound and determined to make a 4-hour documentary a hit. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When you let the cat halfway out of the bag and then try to pretend you’re pulling a rabbit from a hat. 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So he dresses well with his employee discount? Can’t get more everyman than that. 020
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Is it really fair to ask a doctor like Cassidy to “look into the future” and make a prognosis? 060
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We need to elect more people who have living grandparents. 020
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026When will society be ready for the next step: Quadriscuit? 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I played with cap guns as a kid, but that’s nowhere near as classy-sounding… 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Most normal guys would say, “Wow, I gotta start watching the WNBA.” Not the Florida AG though, I guess… 020
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“New pain”? With respect, after 25 years, this is just not a reasonable response. 050
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“If I really thought the kidnappers had my child, would I give them a duffel bag with a million dollars in unmarked bills?” 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That’s barely a “who the heck do you think you are.” 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Then let’s wait to send him there until another time of year. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I had to slow down and read that second sentence again. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s only a matter of time until ICE shoots a guy on a bicycle and accuses him of weaponizing his vehicle. 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Can’t we arrest them here? We’re always outsourcing jobs that should be done by Americans… 010
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 20/07/20261) that’s a lie, and 2) that’s not a justification. 0291
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026They’re starting to say “credible” accusation in case anyone brings up Tara Reade. 100
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’ve never encountered a bridge before…sounds exciting. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hillbilly loaf sounds like something you’d leave in the outhouse. 030
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026He’s not fooling anyone: his eyes are actually looking out through the mouth hole. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I didn’t claim it was knee-jerk support and I don’t really know what difference that makes. But then I’ve been getting a lot of people responding to things I haven’t said today. 000
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Oh, please. You must not remember how vigorously the Democrats defended accused sexual predator Bill Clinton in the 90s. 200
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why bother having a nomination process at all if the party will just overrule the campaign team that won the nomination? Just have the party pick the candidate and stop the pretense that voters have a voice in the process. 300
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Does it really sound like he’s “speaking for Platner” if he said the movement is bigger than Platner? 730
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Oh, you mean the campaign team that won the Democratic nomination? I think that gives them a voice in the process, don’t you think? 1410
telsblack.bsky.social @telsblack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026He literally says it doesn’t in the second sentence. 950
