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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine thinking this makes no sense lol
Screenshot of the paragraph currently on Wikipedia.

Despite Crockett's opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.[128][129][clarification needed]

[clarification needed]: this makes no sense; maybe fixable with elaboration (October 2026)
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chat is this true? Does a lot of creative work really happen in the brain?
Excerpt from a post defending Hasbro position: "A lot of creative work happens in the brain, and not all of that is controllable. If a guy getting paid to design adventures or game mechanics has a great idea at work, and spends 40 minutes to an hour a"
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A classic
World of Warcraft chat log

[Guild] [Toboe]: what is ramparts
[Guild] [Schoeps]: pieces of rams
Schoeps has been kicked out of the guild by Visage
You are not in a guild
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Screenshot of a generational tumblr post

Anonymous said: "If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?"

Neilcicierega: "What if the world was made of pudding"
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nah it's this
An edit of a generational tweet about fiscal conservatives and social liberals

hmm well I'd say I'm fiscally a harry potter actor but socially pro-trans rights the problems are bad but their causes...their causes are very good
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A literal gas leak post
Generational tweet by Gale Na @poisonjr

cis people flirtint: how rubbery that pussy monkey emoji

trans people flirting: you need to hold me down by my weak little bee wings and 7se me. we have to repopulate the hive
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Perfect pairing with Robert
Though Pattinson respects the practice of method acting – a technique in which a performer strives for complete emotional identification with a role, both on and off screen – it’s not a style which he practices himself. “I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an a–holes,” Pattinson admitted. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”

Lopez agrees. “I feel like some younger actors feel like they need to stay in it all the time, and as I’ve done movies for many years now, I can’t wait for the end of the day to kind of let it go and go home and get in the shower and literally wash it all off.”
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah and everyone is still using every single other technolgical innovation like the juicero, atmospheric railways, zeppelins and minitel
The plane and red dot image used to illustrate survivor bias
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Picture of Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon with the quote "When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal"
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Given these excerpts from the sermon at the event they're already halfway towards protestantism.
We speak the language of the Faith, we want the Faith in all its simplicity; it is not complicated. The Creed is not complicated; the profession of Faith which the future bishops have just made is not complicated; everyone can understand it.  We belong to the Church first of all through the Faith, through the integral profession of the Faith, through the integral profession of the Faith of the Church. Just as we belong to a nation because we speak the same language, because we share the same identity and the same culture; just as we belong to a family because we bear the same name, because we live in the same house; likewise, we belong to the Church because we profess the same Faith.
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Also you could solve world hunger for more than one year if you sacked the Vatican and used the money just to purchase food and water
Snippet from an article from The Times, dated February 26th, titled Roman Catholics: The Vatican’s Wealth

Bankers’ best guesses about the Vatican’s wealth put it at $10 billion to $15 billion. Of this wealth, Italian stockholdings alone run to $1.6 billion, 15% of the value of listed shares on the Italian market. Inflation calculator, calculating the purchasing power of dollars from different time periods. 15 billion dollars from 1965 have the purchasing power of 155,6 billion dollars in 2026Snippet from an article from United Nations from November 18th, 2025

Ending hunger by 2030 would cost just $93 billion a year — well under one per cent of the $21.9 trillion spent on military budgets over the past decade, according to UN estimates. 

By 2026 a staggering 318 million people would face crisis levels of hunger or worse, more than double the figure recorded in 2019, the  UN emergency food agency, WFP, reported in its 2026 Global Outlook on Tuesday.
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Unfortunately in Floorp roadmap
Experimental Implementation of Floorp OS (AI Integration)

    Opt-in AI features using local LLM
    Desktop application integration
    More detailed information about the integration will be published on the Floorp Blog
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Podiraš da lahko postavljamo in imaš nad vsem pregled zatiramo, preziramo, zapiramo, odmerjaš vedno manj nam let. Včasih pošlješ kakšen hladen tuš brezosebno in brez mej, ego se zažira ti v razum, nimaš plana za naprej.
Pope Leo II holding a mic like he's singing intently in the meme photo
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Why are you reposting AI slop
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Thought this sounded familiar, same bed
Twitter post by user @theo with the text: "Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, nto the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. 

Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I dream of a society where I would be guillotined as a conservative.
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, quoted by Saint-Beuve in P.-J. Proudhon: sa vie et sa correspondance
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Extremely low-effort edit of an excited member of the audience saying: Holy shit, four hydrogen bombs!
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Picture of Charles Entertainment Church with correctly proportioned face with the captions "Listen up, liberals: Counting or Not counting gang violence - hrnnghrghhjjughhh brrrrghugh", "Carotid Kirk, Founder, Turning Pale USA" and "These colors don't cum"
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This guy is from UK where the "1% of what you want" party is putting out ads like this
Ad put out by the account "UK Prime Minister", announcing cooperation between UK police and delivery apps to inform on delivery drivers that could be asylum seekers
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Starlink internet - dismissive
Starling internet - intrigued
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I have a collection of these
It is necessary at this point to warn the reader against a too
literal interpretation of the extravagant expressions of affection to
be found in Chopin's letters to his friends. The literal English
translation is completely misleading and may lead to the wildest
conjectures. It must be remembered that the highly coloured
language used by the Slavonic peoples a hundred years ago did not
correspond to realities which would in many cases scandalize and
embarrass western Europeans. When Chopin writes to Titus "My dearest life! My soul! . . . I love you to madness . . .
give me your lips" and so forth, we must beware of taking such
effusiveness too seriously. An English translation of Chopin's
letters should make the necessary allowances for these idiomatic
differences between the Polish and English languages.
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Every time
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Every time
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Funnily enough Arruda is only the second fascist to have been brought down in Portugal due to excess baggage
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Telcath @telofcath.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"Will not contain essays or any other texts" is pretty much a ban, especially for Phil "Colonialism is good, actually" Eklund
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