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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 3h
Steve did his Job right at Apple. Then he let Tim Cook.... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Steve Did His Job Right At Apple
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 3h
The tale of Hyperion, Titan of light and father of the sun, moon, and dawn, whose celestial children continued to shine long after his defeat and imprisonment... #AncientGreece #Consequences #Transformation #Justice #Legacy #Mythology #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Myth of Hyperion
The tale of Hyperion, Titan of light and father of the sun, moon, and dawn, whose celestial children continued to shine long after his defeat and imprisonment in Tartarus.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 14h
Judge: "Why do you want a divorce?" Husband: "Your Honor, my wife makes me peel garlic, chop onions, and wash dishes every single day." Judge: "What's the problem? Warm the garlic first - it peels easily. Put the onion... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Worse Than Mine
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 15h
A lost princess discovers an enchanted prince trapped inside an iron stove and must undertake a magical quest to free him from his curse. #Germany #Love #Perseverance #Transformation #Supernatural #FairyTale #Fantasy #Romance #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Iron Stove
A lost princess discovers an enchanted prince trapped inside an iron stove and must undertake a magical quest to free him from his curse.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 21h
The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings. It's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media 😂 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Vegan sensitivity vs anatomy
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 21h
The legendary tale of Penthesilea and the Amazon warriors — fierce daughters of Ares who rode from the Black Sea steppes to face the mightiest champion of the... #AncientGreece #Courage #Perseverance #Wisdom #Justice #Mythology #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Myth of the Amazons
The legendary tale of Penthesilea and the Amazon warriors — fierce daughters of Ares who rode from the Black Sea steppes to face the mightiest champion of the Trojan War.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is a son's greatest joke? His clean room. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Son's Greatest Joke
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Hawaiian legend follows Pakaa, keeper of Laaomao's wind gourd, as he learns his true father, travels with a king, and passes the wind knowledge to his son. #Hawaii #Polynesia #Wind #Family #Identity #Duty #Tradition #Legend #FolkTale #Mythology #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Story of Pakaa and the Wind Gourd
A Hawaiian legend follows Pakaa, keeper of Laaomao's wind gourd, as he learns his true father, travels with a king, and passes the wind knowledge to his son.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them.. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Public Hand Holding
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A Malay folktale about Pak Pandir, whose good heart and backward ways turn every simple task into laughter and trouble. #Malaysia #Humor #Consequences #VillageLife #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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Pak Pandir
A Malay folktale about Pak Pandir, whose good heart and backward ways turn every simple task into laughter and trouble.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On our way home last night my wife said: "Let's stop and visit my brother Nickolas." So we took the See Nick route. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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See Nick route (scenic pun)
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An epic tale of a merchant's son who becomes king of a magical golden mountain, faces betrayal from those he loves, and must learn the true meaning of power... #Germany #Supernatural #Adventure #Love #Betrayal #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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The King of the Golden Mountain
An epic tale of a merchant's son who becomes king of a magical golden mountain, faces betrayal from those he loves, and must learn the true meaning of power and forgiveness.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mom calls 10 year old Jimmy into the family room after dinner and there he is met by both his mother and father. Mom says, "Son, you were adopted." Jimmy tears up a bit then cries hard and bursts out, "I want to meet my... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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You're Adopted — They'll Be Here Soon
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kvasir is born from the peace between the Aesir and the Vanir, then walks the world with answers for every question until greed turns his blood into the mead... #Scandinavia #Wisdom #Sacrifice #Cunning #Transformation #Mythology #tellstory Follow me for more
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Kvasir
Kvasir is born from the peace between the Aesir and the Vanir, then walks the world with answers for every question until greed turns his blood into the mead of poetry.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother quietly told her husband to have a talk with the young man and learn more about his plans for the future. The father invited the fiancé... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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God Will Provide
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A young girl left with only a wooden bowl on her head endures hardship and heartbreak until, at last, the bowl breaks open to reveal the hidden treasures her... #Japan #Perseverance #Beauty #Love #FairyTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to him: "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Surgeon son vs father-in-law
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two thieves test each other’s skill, raid a king’s palace, and keep outwitting every trap until one of them wins the king’s daughter and the throne. #Romani #Romania #Cunning #Partnership #Deception #Greed #Destiny #FolkTale #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Two Thieves
Two thieves test each other’s skill, raid a king’s palace, and keep outwitting every trap until one of them wins the king’s daughter and the throne.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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The Astronaut's Choice
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Flat River ballad of Jack Haggerty, a river driver whose love is turned away by the girl he hopes to marry. #UnitedStates #Love #Loss #Work #Tragedy #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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Jack Haggerty's Flat River Girl
The Flat River ballad of Jack Haggerty, a river driver whose love is turned away by the girl he hopes to marry.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don't fit in my pants from March. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Prom dress vs pants
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The tragic tale of Callisto, the huntress transformed into a bear by jealous Hera, and her eventual transformation into the constellation Ursa Major. #AncientGreece #Justice #Greed #Transformation #Sacrifice #Mythology #Tragedy #Spiritual #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Myth of Callisto
The tragic tale of Callisto, the huntress transformed into a bear by jealous Hera, and her eventual transformation into the constellation Ursa Major.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Three old grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grandmas called out, "Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!" The old man replied, "There's no... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Three grandmas guess age — birthday party trick
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tia and Ngātoroirangi travel through the Taupō country, claim the land, and leave behind the names, fire, and mountain legends that still shape it. #NewZealand #Exploration #Naming #Mountains #Lakes #Ancestry #Legend #Mythology #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Children of Lake Taupo
Tia and Ngātoroirangi travel through the Taupō country, claim the land, and leave behind the names, fire, and mountain legends that still shape it.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Merah Silu, a powerful ruler of Samudera, hears the teaching of Islam, accepts the new faith, and becomes Sultan Malik al-Saleh. #Malaysia #Faith #Leadership #Transformation #Historical #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Conversion of Merah Silu
Merah Silu, a powerful ruler of Samudera, hears the teaching of Islam, accepts the new faith, and becomes Sultan Malik al-Saleh.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the captain speaking. Expect some turbulence. There's no bad weather or anything. I just can't fly very well. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Captain Confession
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The warrior maid Brynhild and the dragon-slayer Sigurd swear love, are parted by sorcery and deceit, and meet again only in ruin. #Scandinavia #Love #Betrayal #Destiny #Deception #Tragedy #Mythology #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Story of Brynhild and Sigurd
The warrior maid Brynhild and the dragon-slayer Sigurd swear love, are parted by sorcery and deceit, and meet again only in ruin.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack. While the doctors were fighting to save her life in the operating room, she found herself standing before God. "Is this the end?" she asked. God checked his records and said, "Not... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Beauty Or A Long Life?
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seven identical axmen from the Red River country chop in perfect step, their axes so broad they take a week to grind and their camp song rolling out after... #UnitedStates #Cooperation #Humor #Adventure #Teamwork #FolkTale #Legend #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Seven Axmen
Seven identical axmen from the Red River country chop in perfect step, their axes so broad they take a week to grind and their camp song rolling out after supper.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Greenest Presidents — the Bushes
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The epic love story of Psyche, a mortal princess whose beauty rivaled Aphrodite's, and her journey to win the love of Eros, the god of love himself. #AncientGreece #Love #Loyalty #Perseverance #Beauty #Redemption #Mythology #Romance #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I couldn't believe it today: when I came home my wife told me that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine... She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Wrong child picked up from school
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A boy and his elderly cousin celebrate their last Christmas together making fruitcakes, flying kites, and finding simple joy in their Alabama home. #America #Love #Friendship #Family #Contentment #Family #ChildrenLiterature #tellstory Follow me for more
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A Christmas Memory
A boy and his elderly cousin celebrate their last Christmas together making fruitcakes, flying kites, and finding simple joy in their Alabama home.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear God. You gave me childhood and you took it away. You gave me youth and you took it away. You gave me a wife. It's been years now. I'm just reminding you. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Reminder To God
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LinkedIn (n.) A fan-fiction site where people turn their soul-crushing 9-to-5 into a passionate journey of growth. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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LinkedIn — Fan-fiction site
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Papuan origin legend in which seven mysterious eggs give rise to four rulers whose memory lives on in the name Raja Ampat, the Four Kings. #Indonesia #Destiny #Family #Transformation #Legend #Origin #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Tale of Raja Ampat
A Papuan origin legend in which seven mysterious eggs give rise to four rulers whose memory lives on in the name Raja Ampat, the Four Kings.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are they called ex-fiances and not near-Mrs.? 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Near-Mrs.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A gentle Ural tale about an old hunter, a small orphan girl, and a magical goat whose silver hoof showers the snow with precious stones. #Russia #Kindness #Wonder #Generosity #FolkTale #Fantasy #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Silver Hoof
A gentle Ural tale about an old hunter, a small orphan girl, and a magical goat whose silver hoof showers the snow with precious stones.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a great actor who can no longer remember his lines, and when word gets out, no one will hire him. After many years he finally finds a theater that is prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Actor Forgot The Rose
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Raven trickster tale of how the clever bird outwits the Sky Chief and brings the sun, moon, and stars to the world. #Canada #Cunning #Transformation #Community #Virtue #Mythology #Legend #FolkTale #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Raven Who Stole the Sun
A Raven trickster tale of how the clever bird outwits the Sky Chief and brings the sun, moon, and stars to the world.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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The Apology in Code
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Russian folktale about a peasant who outsmarts a bear through two farming bargains, first over turnips and then over wheat. #Russia #Cunning #Ingenuity #Farming #Justice #FolkTale #Fable #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Peasant and the Bear
A Russian folktale about a peasant who outsmarts a bear through two farming bargains, first over turnips and then over wheat.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An atheist is being chased by a bear. He yells, "God help me!" Time stops. God says, "You don't believe in me." The man says, "Fine, make the bear a Christian." Time restarts. The bear drops to its knees and says,... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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The Christian Bear
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trang Quynh deliberately sabotages his royal examination by drawing elephants and writing mocking poetry, outwitting the exam supervisors who try to catch him... #Vietnam #Humor #Wit #FolkTale #Comedy #tellstory Follow me for more
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have this incredible ability to predict what is inside a wrapped present. It's a gift. 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Present Prediction — It's A Gift
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The notorious Herdman children take over the annual Christmas pageant and accidentally discover the true meaning of the Christmas story. #America #Redemption #Contentment #Joy #Community #Comedy #ChildrenLiterature #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
The notorious Herdman children take over the annual Christmas pageant and accidentally discover the true meaning of the Christmas story.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I met a woman outside the store crying, she had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!!! 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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Bless Others With Found Money
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A faithful overview of the Maranao Darangen, the great chant cycle of Bembaran and the celebrated exploits of Prince Bantugan. #Philippines #Honor #Love #Family #Epic #Romance #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Epic of Darangen
A faithful overview of the Maranao Darangen, the great chant cycle of Bembaran and the celebrated exploits of Prince Bantugan.
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daughter: "Dad, I need to do a project on gravity." Dad: "That's easy, just drop something." Daughter: "I was thinking more like proving Einstein's theory of relativity." Dad: "How about we start with why toast always... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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At the science fair
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tellersnetwork.bsky.social @tellersnetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Odin, disguised as Gagnrad, enters Vafthrudnir's hall for a deadly contest of wisdom and wins by asking a secret only he can know. #Scandinavia #Wisdom #Destiny #Cunning #Mythology #Adventure #tellstory Follow me for more
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The Lay of Vafthrudnir
Odin, disguised as Gagnrad, enters Vafthrudnir's hall for a deadly contest of wisdom and wins by asking a secret only he can know.
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