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Tele Velvis

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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chump paid federal workers $9B to not work. Does that include Congress?
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yay! I love taxpayer funded two month vacations for the already do-nothing Congress. I mean, it's hard work licking the King Fecus shit from your lips every day. Even Glitch McConman needs a break from being wheeled around with a hand up his ass puppeting his Weekend at Mikey's appearance.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The very idea of a "corporation" is a state-sponsored invention.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So how is Trumpisaloser going?
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@georgetakei.bsky.social Your fans and fans of the show cannot thank you enough for the groundbreaking cultural touchstone you created. There's an integrity, honesty, and optimism in this "little TV show" that connected with us all. You are deeply loved.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Voting, like water, is not a human right to these people.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
World, meet monster
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Corrupt guardians of a corrupt henhouse.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Adios MFers
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Conservative" is the most oxymoronic word in politics, and not just because Repugnantcans aren't even "oxy". Expand SCOTUS, expand the House, impeach the traitors, rapists, and pedophile protectors, repeal Citizens United. Corporations are NOT PEOPLE.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
King Fecus. The opposite of King Midas. Everything this moron touches turns to shit.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's A Wonderful Life is inarguably the best movie ever made. Rump and his family and cronies are doing everything they can to turn Bedford Falls into Pottersville.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m totally innocent but also you can never investigate me.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
More proof that "conservatives" and Repugnantcans despise democracy. They know people hate their policies but they don't care because they think they've rigged the system.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Expand the House too.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Discovery! 🍿
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 18/03/2026
At this point Trump will need to release all of the Epstein files in order to distract from this war in Iran.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
No “maybe” about it. And he ain’t alone.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Cowboy hats don’t turn cowards into honorable men
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Dude will do anything to keep us from seeing the pictures of him diddling little boys
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pitchforks at the polls
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Proving what we all know: it was a sham to smear Democrats and deflect from releasing the Epstein files.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bezos is a Bozos. And a coward.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
They never could, so they've been rigging the system since Reagan.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
So are States Rights proponents, many of whom used to be called Republicans.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yo ICE Barbie, you're about as transparent as the illegal masks your illegal Gestapos illegally wear.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Comer is dumber than box of nails. She's gonna eat his lunch.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Every question they ask the Clintons should also be asked of the Trumps.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Remember that scene in Silence of the Lambs where those cops had to rub goo under their noses to mask the smell. I hope Tom Llamas has a Costco tub of that stuff handy.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's like an upside down drinking game. Every time Trump is asked a question about Epstein, he shits his pants. Literally.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Funny how these MAGAs now hate at least the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments. Same way these so-called Christians hate everything Jesus actual said.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Collins: I'm very concerned. Schumer: I'm very very concerned. Collins: I'm very times a million concerned. Schumer: I'm very times infinity concerned. Collins: I'm very times infinity plus one concerned.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I got news for you @gavinnewsom.bsky.social - Trump *is* the dangerous criminal.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/01/2026
Alex Vindman is running for U.S. Senate in Florida!!
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Somebody's waking up to the fact that Chump will throw every single one of them under the bus if it suits him. He gives as much of a shit about them as he does about us.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Steven Himmler is a ghoul and deeply broken human. The fact that he is anywhere near the levers of power and not years into extensive therapy shows you that our Founders never expected such narcissistic evil could ever gain power, or keep it.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How did he bruise his brain?
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m with everyone else. We need to find an effective and legal way to cut the feds and welfare red states off from OUR $. Especially for fascist and evil policies. I just don’t know how we get there.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Let’s rephrase: ICE cannot legally enter a residence without a warrant
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ice vs ICE. I’m rooting for Mother Nature
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bipartisan negotiators released a DHS funding bill that does not significantly reduce ICE and CBP’s funding nor rein in the agencies’ abuses of power. Make no mistake: Any Democrat who votes for this bill is complicit in Trump’s campaign of terror. Grow a spine and vote no.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is exactly the Government Tyranny that 2Aers always used to justify their gun rights. You still onboard with this, or is okay cause they're only targeting brown people and immigrants.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Pantshitter is using the Constitution as his TP. He needs to be impeached IMMEDIATELY and those enablers who are following these blatantly illegal orders need to be arrested. Local police and state NG need to defend the People, right now.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
That was before Trumputin showed Ms Graham the pictures they have.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Exactly. Take note @gavinnewsom.bsky.social stay strong and fight
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I take cold comfort in knowing that when the cheeseburgers finally get him, he'll go down as the most despised person in American history.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trust *me*, I wasn't listening to state run corporate legacy media's bullshit.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"internal bleeding" means shit his pants because he knows he did something illegal and immoral.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Renee Nicole Good was murdered. Marimar Martinez was shot. Mahmoud Khalil was arrested and jailed. The next could be you. What’s at stake isn’t just American democracy. It’s also your safety and security and that of your loved ones. This is personal — to every one of us.
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Tele Velvis @televelvis.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"internal bleeding in the torso" is a euphemism for shit his pants because he knows what he did was patently illegal and immoral.
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