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New Years Revolution ✊

@tekweenie.bsky.social
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Just a nerd from the Midwest. Studied Music Engineering and eventually ended up in home automation.

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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I googled Aldi quarter circumcision and all I got was ads for free groceries.
Search results for Aldi quarter circumcision. 
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A while back I ordered the paperback version of @mariadongwrites.bsky.social’s Aviary on recommendation from Storytime With @wilwheaton.net and I got a surprise present for myself today! Woot!
The cover of Maria Dong‘s Aviary. The background is yellow orange with pinkish red writing for the title. There’s also a floating head in the middle of the page. It’s a woman’s head with her eyes closed and long black hair. Very much looking forward to reading this. 
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The old man from UP, the Pixar movie. He’s wearing a brown suit coat, white shirt and brown tie. He has square black glasses and he’s standing in front of a blue tartan plaid background.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😄
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always think of this when you post that. 😄
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good to go with a group too. 😄
A picture of seven hands “all in” and turned so that you can see the cabaret Metro stamp on all our arms 
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cabaret Voltaire at Cabaret Metro last night was awesome.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I see someone whose cart is filled with water bottles, I want to scream at them to just buy two quality water bottles for each person in their family and a water filter. Not only will you be saving the planet you’ll be saving a shit ton of money too. Plus refrigerator and storage space.
Picture of a cart in the parking lot of Sam’s Club with 560 plastic, single use, bottles of water that are destined to go to a landfill or into the ocean or to some poor foreign country.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As much as I enjoy the humble potato, I can’t believe that when I ordered French Fries I instead got “Fryettes”
A basket of what is ostensibly called French Fries, but are in actuality short ends of potatoes prepared in a French Fry fashion. We’re talking 2” max. While quite delicious and fresh cut, their inability to be held and simultaneously dipped without getting the fingers messy precludes full enjoyment of the fry product.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reminds me of my little Sammie being adorable. Miss her so much. 😊
A grey tabby sleeping face down on a heated window bed. Her little tail is tucked under and her front paws are on either side of her face. Out the window in the background is a parking lot.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful september
A woodland scene with ferns and greenery in the background. Front and center is a wooden hand carved sign nailed to a wooden post similar to those you see in national parks. In white letters it says, “you are now entering a stress free zone.” Below it and to the left is a green sign with white letters, which say, “enforced by sniper.” 
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Team Mods. Goodnight Hookland.
Picture of a elderly white haired gentleman with black glasses, smoking a cigarette. He has on a long green poncho. He is resting on a red walker. The front of the walker has multiple headlights and mirrors to look a bit like Sting’s scooter in Quadrophenia.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anti fascists are on @tcmtv.bsky.social right now! #WatchOnTheRhine 😁
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas”. Dolly was as stunning as she was wonderful. We should all strive to contribute as much to humanity as she did.
Picture of Dolly Parton from the movie “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas“ all dolled up in a Frederick’s of Hollywood outfit. She was as bright and sunny in this movie as ever and it’s the movie where she introduced the song “I Will Always Love You”.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
DON’T DO IT‼️
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why is that watermelon there?
Ted text on a black background that reads: Without naming the Film, say a line that would make any true fan immediately recognize the film?
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy birthday, Joe Jackson.
Picture of Joe Jackson sitting behind an open grand piano with his elbows on the folded down sheet music holder. The piano is black and the inside structure and strings are displayed. There’s a support for the lid in the upper left on a diagonal and the lid itself is on the right side on a diagonal.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reminds me of my favorite science comic.
Four pane comic by Nathan W Pyle. First pane: a science fair kid standing in front of a display with multiple pages posted on it. a judge with a clipboard is there. The kid says, “I have attempted science.” The judge says, “please explain.”

Second pane: medium shot of the kid pointing at the board saying, “I formed an idea and then discovered I was wrong.”

Third pane: The Judge leans in and says, “there are numerous diagrams” to which the kid replies, “I was wrong in numerous ways.”

Forth pane: a wider shot with the kid explaining with his hands in the air, “I produced a detailed tribute to my wrongness” to which the judge says, “that is science.”
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Looking forward to carting my cash in a wheelbarrow to pick up some bread.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Doc Brown mispronounced “jigawatts”, he should have said “gigawatts” because GIF is pronounced gif like in gift not jif like the peanut butter.
Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown from Back To The Future. He has a wild eyed stare and the background is made up of swirls and lightning.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Picture taken in some sort of military vehicle. There are four soldiers, men and women, dressed in camo gear. The woman, front left, is holding a cat with a determined stare. This cat will kill you, your family and slowly torture your dog. This cat will fuck you up. Text reads: That cat came to drink milk and fight. And he’s all out of milk.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Huge red hat fans those Haitians.
Picture of Madoka from Kimagure Orange Road wearing a big red hat. There’s a blue, cloud filled sky behind her and her long hair and a green hat ribbon are blowing slightly to the left and behind her. She has on a yellow tank top and is looking slightly concerned.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Graphic of a cat drinking a cup of coffee. Text reads “coffee because murder is wrong
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Someone posted this a while back and a version of it is now on my fridge. I see it first thing in the morning. This is how you approach life. We’re all temporary here. You only get the one go. Make the absolute most of it!
Screenshot of several posts by the human Sadiepede 2, Mike Hamilton, RIV and Oliver Darkshire. They read:

the human sadiepede 2
thinking about the girl who brought me coffee from texas and joked that i would have to ration it out for special occasions. my friend, i do not save my good things. being alive is as special an occasion as it gets

Mike Hamilton, RIV • 15h
"being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain

Oliver Darkshire • 12h
ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had fun at the Demon Slayer popup cafe in Wicker Park. Gyoza was excellent and they did a good job with the decor. All in all a fun silly diversion, and don’t we all need fun silly diversions right about now?
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Norman, coordinate!
Ending scene from the Star Trek original series episode I, Mudd. Captain Kirk and Harry Mudd have shorted out the prime android Norman’s brain by posing the “liars paradox.” The background is washed in pinks and purples. Captain Kirk has his gold uniform on and Harry mud is dressed in some sort of military like uniform. Norman is standing in the center with a gray tight collar shirt on. His necklace pendant is glowing white, his eyes are rolled back in his head, and there is smoke coming from his ear.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My favorite episode.
Picture of Patrick Stewart playing an electric guitar. Text reads Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, September 1991.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My future self however….
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Shades of Alan!
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I title this Python sketch, “how NOT to observe an eclipse.”
Donald Trump looking at an eclipse without any kind of protective eyewear. He’s pointing up at it as if to say, “that right there? That’s damaging my eyes right now! Amazing example I’m setting for the world innit?”
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This time we can make it happen!!
A red white and blue sign, the white stripe is going diagonal from top to bottom right to left with a big white oval in the middle and a picture of an orca. The text reads fuck them yachts Orca 2024, but the four is “blued out” and an eight is written above it. 
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Airborne patch, upside down spade shaped. Black background withe a white embroidered skull and crosssbones. Text reads Airborne Death From Above.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Airborne patch, upside down spade shaped. Black background withe a white embroidered skull and crosssbones. Text reads Airborne Death From Above.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
David Byrne in his big suit 
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