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SATX ❤️‍🔥 professional lead huffer at Tejas Glass

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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 14/08/2026
Remind me of my favorite thing I ever read in college, ts made me piss my pants when I first read it in 2009
Taken from a page of The Texas Travesty Best of 2009-10 edition: Batman has been spotted on campus.
Austin has a very high Batman population. If you a see a Batman on campus, do not touch him, and immediately contact University Health Services.
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 09/07/2026
Border Patrol (ICE) is a jobs program for U.S.-born Latinos in an effort to divide them culturally from immigrant Latinos. This has been a successful project in creating a pliant faux-bourgeois highly dependent on the teet of the state and willing to crush any rebellion or change in the status quo.
Screenshot of a person with long brown hair wearing a tinfoil hat, but the hat is shaped like a cowboy hat
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 01/07/2026
i did not have an anxiety attack at the social bike ride today
will smith in men in black holding up the penjamin looking device that makes you forget everything
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day. Here's a fish! #stainedglass #blueskyartshow
A red drum fish made out of stained glass
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 10/06/2026
Bush's Beans' mascot Duke the golden retriever, known for saying "Roll that beautiful bean footage"
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 09/06/2026
this is me, this is what you've done to me
screenshot of the James Cameron classic "Titanic": Rose's ancient wrinkly ass clutching her neck and chest area
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 09/06/2026
the free Spurs conchas are giving ✨Pansexual Pride✨
A concha in the pan pride colors magenta cyan and yellow
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 05/06/2026
timmy's doing the thing that sent our dogs to the ER lol
timothee chalamet drinking water from a stream off a limestone rock in central texas yesterdaya guy with a cup collecting water from a stream off a stream, two dogs are in the foregroundThe dogs are now drinking the stream water from the cup, they will both have severe diarrhea and vomiting and will require antibiotics in the next week
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 03/06/2026
there's more, that dog rolls like 20 deep
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 03/06/2026
be honest... do i look high right now?
zoom in on the spurs coyote eyes, looking bugged out of his gourd
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 03/06/2026
sean elliott is inside the coyote fursuit
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 03/06/2026
he is risen #gospursgo #sanantonio #satx
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 31/05/2026
wait i never posted the screenshot oops haha
@badscientist97.bsky.s... @badsci... • 36m
Yeah, if it were the Grizzlies fanbase, or the Clippers, it would make more sense.
You guys are the Patriots of Texas, it doesn't get much more spoiled than you!
Still glad they won, though.
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 31/05/2026
CARUSO U A BITCH
patti harrison "To this day, I hate bald boys" from the sketch show I Think You Should Leave
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 31/05/2026
huh yeah ok sure lol 🍄‍🟫🍄🧫
a text message from Nick reading "go spores go"
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 31/05/2026
who gives a fuck, here's a photo of The Wemby Stack at Wicked Wich in San Antonio
big, huge, meaty half of a sandwich
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 30/05/2026
i'm SICK
slopslopslopslop
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 29/05/2026
it's this one for me
nick kroll dressed like chris angel but making a looksmaxxing Blue Steel face, not unlike Mitch Johnson's resting face
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 28/05/2026
free him, he didn't do it plus he kinda 👀 (respectfully)
A news website reading:

Man arrested for threats to kill Erika
Kirk ahead of Turning Point USA event in San Antonio, affidavit says

Jacob Wenske, 26, faces two felony charges of a making a terroristic threat

Dillon Collier, Investigative Reporter

The article also includes a mugshot of a chad with good hair
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 22/05/2026
absolutely nothing good is coming out of that sheriff's office, my interest is officially piqued
a google search of "pinal county sheriff" on the news tab. results include articles titled, "Women say Mark Lamb used threats to suppress sexting, nude pics," "Car crash kills son, granddaughter of Pinal County sheriff," "Mark Lamb hits primary opponent Daniel Keenan with 'cease and desist' notice," "Judge blocks Pinal County Attorney's rogue ICE deal, says he exceeded his authority"
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 21/05/2026
:) go spurs go :)
wemby potentially mimicking eating ass while on the bench and celebrating
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 20/05/2026
I thought I was smiling or at least smizing when I took this 😭 Benito pls
Me posing with a big bust of Benito Juarez, my face is basically devoid of emotion, flat, it's giving deep sea fish and not in a cunty, drag way
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 19/05/2026
:)))))
every state in the US with a spurs flags on it except Oklahoma
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 19/05/2026
please score
jen bush's "please clap" moment
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 18/05/2026
game day, puro pinche #GSG #spurs #westernfinals
the meme of an alpha wolf with abs ripping off his shirt but i've pasted the Spurs coyote's head on it
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 17/05/2026
chicago, you were lovely can't wait to come back
Me standing in front of the bean taking a selfie, wearing a white shirt
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 14/05/2026
I bought my dog a "daisy collar" from a market this week and she loves it. it's kind of like a big scrunchie and it's way more comfy for her than bandanas. She is a Stella fan, she told me herself.
a fluffy, medium-large dog with long hair, she is mostly white with black on her head and speckles of black throughout her coat. she is standing proudly showing off her new collar that is a daisy shape and made of cherry-patterned fabric.
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 14/05/2026
Susan Morrison, you're work is incredible, but we are NOT fkn w any "timber wolf" right now 😡😤 #gospursgo
my hand in frame thumbs down in the foreground of a framed portrait at a museum. the portrait is of a timber wolf drawn by master artist Susan Morrison
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 13/05/2026
moth milk at the Starlighter has these stickers lol
illustrations of the spurs coyote with a matcha in one hand and a lit joint in the other, his eyes are red and only open halfway
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 12/05/2026
dallas isn't real dallas can't hurt you
some weird building shaped like a lollipop surrounded by other buildings in "dallas" texas
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 12/05/2026
graphic reading "I love Trans Antonio, Texas"
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 11/05/2026
came to visit my mom, she a little confused, but she got the spirit 🥴🫩
a brand new, all white Jesus statue, Mormon style a copy of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder with a few pages bookmarked
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 09/05/2026
he's mewing
wemby and he's got his eyes closed before he shoots a free throw, looking very zen and jawline snatched to the gods
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 07/05/2026
me at the beginning of today vs me at the end of today #spurs #clinicaldepression
tony parker sulking, looking defeated and down. can't even se who's face because he's staring straight down. sad and disappointed.David Robison looking super chad af, happy as hell, big smile, straight up papi chulo in a jersey, arms looking like they are from an inflatable super her costume
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 01/05/2026
sunglasses but someone has added a spiked soft-soldered edge around them
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 29/04/2026
deni avdija is a puto
same words as the skeet but stylized with Spurs colors and with a spur as the "U" in "puto"
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 29/04/2026
GO SPURS GO
stained glass earrings that have three diamonds in this retro Spurs colors -- pink, orange and teal
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 27/04/2026
except for real this time bc i'm in southtown today :))))))) HONKKKK 🗣️
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 21/04/2026
This was a good read about it pre-pandemic, it explains a lot abt the growing intensity of the CA wildfires and droughts but I feel like it already needs to be updated 🫩
Falter: Has the Human Gam Begun to Play Itself Out? by Bill McKibben
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 16/04/2026
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics:
John Constantine as portrayed by Keanu Reeves
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 11/04/2026
all set up at @dejavuesoterica.bsky.social today, i've got some new things like this sunburst bolo tie :3 website will be updated tomorrow! tejasglass.com
a bolo tie with a sunburst slide, the sunburst is made of yellow opaque glass and it has silver solder spiking outward on the edges and a spiral made of wire in the center
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 01/04/2026
I have to log off bc being off my meds and fully sober has me posting like
Edgy werewolf ripping his shirt off mid transformation
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 15/03/2026
I saw myself passing by a mirror and breh… …I am become 100% torta Jumpscared myself LOL
Photo of a torta sandwich but I put emoji eyes and mouth on it
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 11/03/2026
On today’s episode of Secret Mexican: Tomás Quesada from Harlingen
A red carpet photo of Thomas Haden Church circa 2007
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 07/03/2026
Walter White is supposed to be a monster but you made him read as cool
Hal from Malcolm in the Middle holding up a martini, coolly toasting Hal from Malcolm in the Middle sitting at a poker table, wearing sunglasses, in a very cool manner Hal from Malcolm in the Middle wearing an extremely cool blue sequin jumpsuit with matching headband, gliding on roller skates and giving a cool pose Hal from Malcom in the Middle smoking a cigar and brooding. He looks pretty damn cool.
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 15/02/2026
Waow 👁️🫦👁️
Stained glass window with a spiderweb pattern in clear glass with varying textures
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 13/02/2026
I don’t know, do we?
Still shot of Maura in Season 4 Episode 8 “A Queen Never Comes Off Her Throne” and she is looking at a challenge description and making a face like she’s got that eye-bulging ability made famous from Guinness World Record books
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 11/02/2026
I think I’ll rock this old ass shirt today @thekidmero.bsky.social @bxdesusnice.bsky.social
Crybaby Cowboy wearing a “Desus Vs. Mero” shirt from Complex
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 11/02/2026
“Post not found” Clown shit from a clown’s butt got rightfully ratio’d
A now deleted tweet: 

Sam @samd.bsky.social • 2h like it's so wild how Trump is literally trying to plunge the country into fascism and the dumbest streamers on earth are already doing purity tests about whether or not they'll do the bare minimum to stop the fascists
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crybaby cowboy @tejasglass.com · 10/02/2026
For me to poop on!
Triumph the insult comic dog
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