Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'd love to know the quote and the context. In my head, it's something like: "No." - Carl Sagan, but I doubt it. 020 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gods, Iowa needs better options. The ballot for governor is just this guy and a white Republican who's endorsed by MAHA Action, Stake n Shake, and Turning Point Action. We're boned. 040 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*nods knowingly* the middle side. That's my side of the bed, coincidentally. 000 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Who's asking you these questions? Also, I'm sure you are perfectly capable of borrowing $5. Just, ya know, not from me. 000 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It was shortly after he retired. I may have met him in passing, but Jeremy Parsons was the CEO during my internship. People spoke fondly of Gary though. 010 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026While wearing a Magic shirt. He's a Magic MAAAAAAAAAAAAN, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Try to understand. 001 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I did an internship at the Iowa State Fair. I have seen behind the scenes of too much of it to ever enjoy it. 110 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't understand that reference, but when you live in Corn Hell, I mean, Iowa, DSM == Des Moines. I don't like that I have no idea what the DSM in the original skeet references either. Iowa messes with your head. 370 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I think you meant 200 likes a year, right? RIGHT? **SOBS** 000 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I will not calm down! The fancy pretzel sticks are for company, Jerry! 020 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Is it at least chocolate hummus? Please don't tell me it's like, roasted red pepper hummus. Also, are you high? 000 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"the guy," huh? As a woman, that's the kind of sexism I can get behind. (It wasn't me, no Trader Joe's here in Hell, I mean, Iowa. 110 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I know that's Wyoming. I don't like that I know that's Wyoming. It means I've spent too much time in Wyoming. 000 0
Reposted by Teh LilyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/06/2026This is Sonny. He's excited to announce that summer is officially here. And more importantly he found a really cool stick. 12/10 the best news (IG: itssonnytheberner) 256165211422 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Alive. Good. No. He is a survivor. Lost his dad, wife, brother, nephew, sister-in-law, and a part of himself to cancer. He has had 3 different kinds of cancer, 2 of them simultaneously. He still rides his bike every weekend and hikes whenever he can. Did the Appalachian Trail 20 yrs ago. I love him. 000 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 21/06/2026That's the dad from Matilda! Danny DeVito played him in the movie, but that's the real guy. Gotta be. 010 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 21/06/2026☑️ Totally make my day when I visit the aquarium and see this. 010 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I've been fighting a stomach bug for the past few days and it's really affected my oral meds. Now my body is healing but my emotions are all over the place. This sux. 000 0
Reposted by Teh LilyHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026@youranonnews.bsky.social 722208417 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 15/06/2026So THAT'S Little Debbie! I've always wondered what she looked like. 140 0
Reposted by Teh Lilyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame. 7153321769 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I thought he was wearing those tiny plastic hands at first. I kinda wish he was. 😬 000 0
Reposted by Teh LilyNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. 18320 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Happy #Caturday Eve! #PegasusTehCat thinks she's a star, so I added some blur, filters, and vignette effect to her photo. #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky 071 0
Teh Lily @tehlily.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I know I'd never make anything this amazing, but sometimes I wish I had pursued the culinary arts. This looks so fun. 030 0
