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Jeff

@tehjeffman.bsky.social
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Ex Texan and former Florida Man. Now all Euro trash and mullets.

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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I really think I might delete bluesky. I keep getting fed random people posting "I'm building my first commander deck" and the are using Y'shtola or Ur.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I keep telling people, I won't buy an EV because they are packed with all the big brother tech and sell your data tech. Any ICE car post 2018-2020 is now shipping with the same tech that was pioneered in EVs. Give me door handles, analog buttons/knobs, & no cameras. disconnect.blog/bmws-in-car-...
disconnect.blog
BMW’s in-car Spider-Man ad is a warning sign
We were promised a transport revolution. Instead we got cars tracking us and serving us ads.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cooooooool, had a job interview and they just called to tell me I got the job but the job does not exist anymore.
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Liz G's Furious Stare
ALT: Liz G's Furious Stare
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Glad I found a way to easily describe my first Swedish holiday.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Adios America. It was a good 37 years. #expat
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
For those playing at home. My #AmericanAirlines flight to DUB was 24 delayed after putting us on the same broken aircraft twice 2 days in a row. Anyone flying #aerlingus connection to MAN arrived with no checked bags. Now in North Yorkshire with no clean clothing. Bag still missing. Off to the shops
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Opened a box of #magicthegathering cars for the first time in over 20 years. Could never afford them as a kid.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
After a year in the shop. The Herp is finally home. (Wife really hates when I call it that). #STI #WRX #Turbos #Subaru That's how the kids do it right?
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I really hate black paint car care.....
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Never had such FOMO and buyers remorse at the same time.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Meat porn. T hawk for Anniversary/Vday.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Out with the old. In with the new. Went in for a 41" top chest to upgrade my old tool box and the whole 52" option was on sale so I made a "the world is on fire, fuck it" purchase.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Imbracing my inner Nick Offerman. Pellet Smoker Tomahawk, 225° until 120 then flip until 130.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Putting together a BBQ smoker while drinking Hawaii beer technically means it's Hawaii BBQ.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Fun things for Hawaii that are not specifically Hawaiian.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Two Step Beach Hawaii.
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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a woman in a spider-man costume is standing in front of a group of people
ALT: a woman in a spider-man costume is standing in front of a group of people
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Jeff @tehjeffman.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Brought home a 2007 3.7 i5 H3 with 57k miles, Lux package that my grandmothers can no longer drive. Loud speed parts on order along with mechanical to electric fan conversion for better MPG and Pionerr Android Auto head unit, Wheel and Tires next month
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