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Travis Hazlewood

@tehazlewood.bsky.social
58 followers 65 following 17 posts

He/him. Email talk, poetry talk, ADHD talk. I support inclusivity, equity, kindness, and care. My writing rules are "If you can't be brilliant, be funny. If you can't be either, be quiet." I'm quiet a lot.

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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
*Hops onto the bed next to you, my feet kicking playfully in the air behind me* Ok, hear me out, a monthly marketing email but every time it’s just a picture of a different cat giving the middle finger and saying “buy my shit”
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Out of all of Harry Potter, this is the line that bothers me most. 😂
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My favorite Nashville hobby is to discover a new favorite band on TikTok only to find out they did a show here the previous week. Love it…
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Back in my day, the only meme currency was the friends we made along the way.
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My hyper-fixation this spring really messed up my Spotify wrapped this year 🙈😂
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🎉 The final BF/CM sending days are upon us 🥧 Quick tip: For the love of pie, check your AND/OR segment logic! Happy sending!
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Nothing reminds people they need a favor from you than when they find out yo own a truck…or work in email, apparently. 😂
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I need a new email protocol where if you set your status to “not well” all emails bounce back to the sender. I’d call it FMWONAA (find me well or not at all). Could have really helped me out over the last few weeks 🙈😂 Someone wanna spin the RFC up for me?? 😂
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Travis Hazlewood @tehazlewood.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I want to say the move here was for noble reasons but the truth is I abandoned my Twitter a decade ago because I over-followed on shit-posting Twitter comics and decided I'd rather delete my account than try to wade through them all. 😂 🤞Here's hoping I do better this time.
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