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Tegu X

@tegux.bsky.social
173 followers 160 following 881 posts

Mostly here for NBA content (Geaux Pelicans!), but easily distracted by p-poppers and nice titties 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I'm at Table 100 being served by the black Power Ranger.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Nothing can prepare you for the loss of your mother. The pages of that manual are blank.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I was in his shoes nearly 8 years ago. He keeps asking how I dealt with this shit. I have no answer other than the best way you can.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Standing in a hospital room watching my best friend of 40 years deal with the inevitable knowledge that his mother is taking her last breaths while his daughter looks on probably imagining that she will be in a similar situation within the next three or four decades. The circle of life is a tragedy.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I was today years old when I learned that Lebron James killed Achilles. #eyesofwakanda
B'kai from Eyes Of Wakandans holding a cup
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I keep testing negative for any viruses, but I haven't been able to taste anything sweet since Sunday.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Been up since 2:30 am, and I'm still going to be late for work.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Your move Spurs
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Sigh
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You can't assume that anyone sees the same mess that you see. In my marriage, things being neat and tidy is more important to me. When I come home from work, I do what I think needs to be done, but I don't get frustrated or upset with my wife, because she didn't do what I think needed to be done.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
That expectation of intuitiveness leads to a lot of frustration and disappointment. I've worked with three counselors that have all said some variation of "don't expect him to read your mind." Reading thru the quotes, I keep seeing a common thread of women wanting their minds read.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Well, he got close, but no where near what I thought he was going to do.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Shai just told Hartenstein to support his child's head. That's why he's the MVP.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Spinning P didn't even get close to 20.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Who is that random yt guy standing behind SGA?
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Siakam is about to drop his jersey number and be named Finals MVP, bc OKC is playing scared.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
OKC is trying hard to lose.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Just when it looked liked the game was over, the Pacers doing that devil magic shit again.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"If you step on a crack, it'll turn into a cracker and bite you in the ass." ~Rita Brent (2025)
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Biracial Clutch Likes white women Tyrese Halliburton might mend America's racial divide.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Are the Pacers destined to win this year?
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Pacers doing that comeback shit again
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
"If you don't put children's seat belt on, it means you're a bad father." ~Phoenix (6/5/2025)
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Got me doing 45 in a 55, and I'm already an hour late for work. Fml
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This horsefly must be tracking me with Life360.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
"The ratings are down." - Bob Costas to David Stern Seems like the NBA media likes pushing this narrative.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My 6 y/o woke up and asked me, "Dad, what is a googol plus one?" This is the kind of nerd ass shit I have to deal with on the daily.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Smh... just dumb
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
When I hear "🥜 in me," all executive brain functions are delegated to the little brain, and the little brain only knows one way.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Maybe KAT did enough tonight for Brunson to see that he has teammates.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Looks very unappealing
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
What is that lightly browned, white chunk on the right?
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The anti-Angel Reese agenda is in full effect on Yahoo Sports.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
That OKC vs Indy Finals is going to have some crazy high scoring games.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
No
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Are the Knicks about to Pacers the Pacers?
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Knicks were in shock after Hali's shot. OT was just a slow death.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
In two days, I've been to a 5th grade promotion ceremony, a high school graduation, a kindergarten graduation, and an 8th grade promotion ceremony(in that order). Somewhere between kindergarten and 12th grade, kids forget how to walk. The 5th and 8th graders walk so goofy - especially the boys.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
That's crazy. I met Jamal Roberts a couple of months ago while helping my wife do a paint party for the teachers at his school, and now he's the American idol.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Y'all talking about they cloned Jamie Foxx, but clearly, Jessica Simpson is the one that really got cloned, because who is this white lady?
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My Wife would be immortal.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Just always remember "your race; your pace" and don't feel pressured to go further or faster than you can handle at any given time
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Strike two... One more and I may have to report you to Homeland Security.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You got this 🏃🏾‍♂️
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Banning banana pudding is just the first step in enacting what I'm sure is a diabolical platform. What's next, orange Faygo? No sir, not on my watch.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Mark Jackson's dye job in that Chime commercial is something else.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Hmm... I've watched Coming To America more times, buuuut Harlem Nights had Sunshine. 🤔 Harlem Nights gets my vote.
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
🤎
media.tenor.com
a silhouette of a person with the word arrival on a yellow background
Alt: Married with children
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Single and married looking a whole lot like the same thing. What you trying to say? 😁
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Tegu X @tegux.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
What in the hell was that airballed bullish_t that Hartenstein just flipped up at the rim?
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