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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"I wouldn't wish insert bad thing on my worst enemy." If this is u, ur hating game is lowkey weak.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The candidate for world mayor announces her campaign slogan: "Let people do things."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I'm streaming Fields of Mistria again. I know. That's all I ever stream. Deal with it. #trans #vtuber #fieldsofmistria #voiceacting #lgbt www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

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Twitch is the world

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Streaming in the afternoon is so passé. Streaming in the morning is all the rage, babes. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If someone says they beat you at something, just say "oh, you were taking this seriously? Sorry, I thought this was a big joke." Works best in professional sports.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

At long last, the internet demons have been exorcised from our house. I can play Fields of Mistria in peace. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

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Fields of Mistria shall be played until the end of time

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Internet has been ass, but I'm a bottom, so it cancels out I guess. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

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Fields of Mistria again! I may have a problem...

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Internet not working but I persist, whether y'all like it or not. Live from a smart phone hot spot www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

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Third Time Pays for All!

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Oh shit, not me about to stream or something!

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Not a shitpost, sadly. I have hernia surgery today and not terribly thrilled about it.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

The Academy's reaction when an actor plays themselves in a biopic and wins best actor/actress

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Just got called "sir" in full makeup, skirt and blouse. Blegh

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Tonight I will be eating chickens. I mean, I'm a fox, what'd you expect?

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Being a total fucking hottie is like the scariest thing ever. Everytime I look at myself in the mirror, i scream because I'm just so fucking hot and hot people are scarifying my god. I believe this is what is meant by the words "beauty is terror"

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Woman 1: "Great things are cumming!" Woman 2: "You mean coming, right?" An enormous Thing standing just outside of frame: "She said what she said."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Myth: there are no foxgirls in your phone or computer. Fact: there are at least 1 foxgirls in your phone or computer rn. Hello.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

If there ever is a gritty live-action Peanuts movie, they should cast Michael Douglas as Charlie Brown. Then whenever he gets frustrated at Lucy (played by Aubrey Plaza) he could say "Grief, for lack of a better word, is good."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Look y'all, I'm just a fox who plays games on the internet. I don't know why anyone expects me to understand the intricacies of Chutes and Ladders based upon that information.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Exciting! Today marks exactly 1 day since yesterday!

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Roses are red, violets are red, the paper is red, I need to go to a doctor.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

"Hey if you stop doing thing that's bad for you you'll live forever." "Oh wow, really? Thank you I've never considered not doing thing that's bad for me you're a genius. Oh my god I can't believe how smart you are."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Idk about y'all, but I just don't care for billboards they say shit like "Hurtlanta". Like, actually no I'm not Hurtlanta what the fuck is that?

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

"Oh my god! That ring is so beautiful! Where did she get it?" She holds out her hand. There is a small donut on her ring finger. "She went to Dunkin'!"

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

A hundred years ago, I woke up from a years-long nap. "Did they invented post punk yet?" I said. "No, try again in about 50 years," said Angelica, my roommate. "Dammit."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

No i didn't steal your copy of The Room. How could you accuse me of such a wretched thing?

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

"None of this makes any sense." "The book is upside down" "Oh you're right!" She wills the book to hover in midair, levitate alongside it, and rotates her body so the book is right-side up.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The woke agenda ruined my sleep pattern. Can you believe it?

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

"Foxes are pretty cool tbh. Indeed they're the bee's knees." —A foxgirl

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Here's a myth: There has never been a war on the moon. Here's a truth: I conquered the moon in a past life. It's still mine btw so no trespassing.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

If anything i say here doesn't make sense, I'm proud of you. You're starting to understand.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A man once said "Real men don't eat. Eating is putting a thing inside yourself and that's gay." He fucking died.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Mother Nature seeing my Bissell Pet Hair Eraser Turbo Lift-Off Vacuum for the first time: "Wow, I fucking hate this."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

What, you thought I was going to read your dissertation on why butter should be considered its own food group? Get real, kiddo. I got bigger fish to fry. *Proceeds to re-watch Deadliest Catch, season 1 for the 100th time*

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Question: is your refrigerator running? Answer: why yes. And come to think of it, I ought to go catch it.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The existence of the Ace Combat series implies the existence of a Polyam/Pansexual Combat.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" he says to the headsman as the axe falls.

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

He sits behind a desk, shadows obscuring his face. Your eyes water from the desk lamp shining directly at you. He leans forward, but not near enough to penetrate his penumbral shell and still he is darkness. In that near perfect darkness he whispers: "Sorry, the lighting in this room is messed up."

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

This one WEIRD trick can reduce the number of calls you have to make at work: sever your vocal cords!

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

People who say shit like "today is just tomorrow's yesterday," what the fuck is wrong with you. How can you say such pretentious and convoluted things? Have you no shame?

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

"Mark my words…" *Mark hands me a copy of the speech he wrote for me* "Thank you. You forgot a comma here. "

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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 26/02/2026

we need to start helping trans people from Kansas move away from Kansas so reply to this post with any of your fundraisers

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Teeth Whitener aka Val @teethwhitener.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

"Say it again. Louder." "I…no…I won't." "Do it." He weeps as the following words pour from his mouth like spilled blood: "I'm a goofy goober, yeah."

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