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@teethpastw.bsky.social
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dont @ me im watching sanctuary moon episode 187

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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it's amazing how many people i've managed to convince that i'm not 19 years old
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I dont watch overezeggs but the clips youtube gives me are very nice they should make youtube only be shorts for vtubers so theyre funny all the time
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
guys im kinda dumb my boob hurts like rly bad and I only realised it was because I had a lego in my bed digging into it 4 minutes AFTER I got up and wondered why I had a rectangular lump
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I like to play this game at work where I track my boss by her smell and use it to avoid her when im not hiding
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#GraceRocky Grace at age 100: Okay what Rocky: Must be something in the water, haha! Grace: Rocky: Grace: Rocky: Grace: Rocky: We put something in the water, statement.
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"why IS sanctuary moon your favorite?"
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
im too sleepy and tiny to be doing all this shit someone else take care of it
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
girl you suck at this whole manipulating thing have you tried any other careers? I mean like anything really. circus clown maybe?
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the asmr i put on this morning yk block the daytime noise somehow got around tk telling me NOT to kill myself so ig uess I cant do that for a bit
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
help i combed my hair and I cant fucking see now my bangs just eclipsed the sun
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
where the fuck am i supposed to accept bribes for my political campaign from 8am to 6pm now
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
But would you eat this?
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
not knowing fucking anything about fighting games except my brothers mugen mods is incredibly funny like yeah I know minecraft Steve and goku
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
sorry i cant go on a date with you tonight my governor module wont let me what no i didnt hack it i dont know what you're talking about
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the human body is flawed because in order to sleep the legs need a spacer jn between them to feel comfy. this is something my company is aiming to solve
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
omg my new shirts are here yay
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the giant weighted pillow i use to crush myself at night has proven that biologically speaking im clearly meant to clamp around something squishy to sleep because why else do my legs feels so nice when I do this
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Morning Kitten
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ya girl want me because of my pepsi scent
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
something fucking devious and conniving is happening
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
im afraid to go to the dentist because while I've never been and cant rly be blamed for having terrible oral care as a child what if i get a girl one and shes hot and Im just sitting there with my lame ass teeth
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
steam will email you about games on your wishlist youve never heard of but clearly have according to steams arcane workings
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big ashley toothpaste edits @teethpastw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yeah babe we can do murder suicide. when were like 60. I kinda like my job rn tho the shitty aspects are building extra lore
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