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@teeth.rip
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trans fella · autistic · word person ↬ blightbeast.itch.io

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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 23/09/2026
A photo of my kitchen table, clean!, with our mustard table cloth and an assortment of decorative bowls in the shape of pumpkins (glass) and a mushroom (ceramic).Photo of an arrangement of bright red rowanberry clusters, still wet from ourside, and the two remaining apples that survived my 3pm sweet tooth this afternoon.Photo of a small glass jar of foraged and home-made lingonberry jam. The apples that later perished to aforementioned 3pm ravening can be discerned behind it.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 21/09/2026
happy new glasses day everybody
A photo of me, a pink-stained white guy with a septum piercing and poorly grown facial hair, smiling wearily at the camera.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 16/09/2026
bobby found a humongous sparassis yesterday and it is SO god damn delicious in this test pancake. just a little garlic and sage. my gosh, the texture
Photo of my grubby little hand holding a stem piece of a curly, coily, wavy sort of mushroom the size and shape of a generous cauliflower.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 24/07/2026
here they come heRE THEY COME HERE THEY COME
Photo of a cluster of lily buds splitting, just about ready to burst, held carefully between fingers.Photo of a bright orangey pink, almost coral lily flower with bright yellow stamen. There are smaller, unblooming buds just below, in attendance. Held carefully between fingers, resting in palm.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 02/07/2026
please look at the first bloom of my dracaena
Photo of my yellow-and-brindle dracaena plant, crispy around the edges from too much direct sun, and my fingers dwarfed by its delicate, pale flowers extending from a massive stem. Several flower clusters remain as buds.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 21/06/2026
we went to scatter beloved sixtens ashes in the woods on this day of new beginnings but the path had some twenty fallen trees across it still from winter's storm and black clouds of flies drove us back, so his remains will loiter with us a while longer <3
photo of a tall, deep indigo iris: a rewilded specimen that recurs annually in a secluded, inexplicable spot in a woodland gorge far from any possible garden from which it might've escapedphoto of dainty, pink linnea crawling up a log in sundrenched moss
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 20/06/2026
digitalis
photo of a bright-pink, speckled-tongued foxglove flower. bobby has taken the picture at such an angle that it looks as if it is growing taller than you are.closeup of the same foxglove flower, violent with colour. it far dwarfs its pale yellow sister in the corner.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 19/04/2026
we come to know and appreciate art in many ways. for instance, i fell in love with this painting when first seeing it *ransacks memory* uhhh in animal crossing new horizons
Photo of the Swedish translation of Wislawa Szymborska's poem "Vermeer". It reads as follows. "Så länge kvinnan där på Rijksmuseum, samlad, i målad tystnad, dag efter dag häller mjölken ur kannan i bunken förtjänar inte Världen världens undergång."Screenshot of the English translation of Wislawa Szymborska's poem "Vermeer". It reads as follows. "So long as that woman from the Rijksmuseum in painted quiet and concentration keeps pouring milk day after day from the pitcher to the bowl the World hasn't earned the world's end".
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 13/04/2026
close encounter with some kind of guy
Top down view of some kind of bug with ludicrously enormous antennae on my yellow sock.Side view of some kind of bug with ludicrously enormous antennae on my sandal.Front view of some kind of bug with ludicrously enormous antennae on my sandal.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 10/04/2026
god, in thy mercy, i beg,
Photo of my kitchen table, covered from corner to corner in only half my bookcase. It's an unusually sunny day!
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 05/04/2026
warframe is quite possibly the best game in the entire world
Screenshot from the videogame Warframe, where they've just released a playable character who's a painter with a sketchbook where you can draw out her ability icons yourself: I've drawn the blank-eyed autism creature. Sometimes it's known as the yippee or TBH creature. I don't even know about memes, I'm 42.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 14/03/2026
just woke up
A photo of me, a white balding dude with a nose ring and ragged facial hqir so poorly kept out of inexperience that anybody should be able to clock me instantly, laying back in bed with an absolutely exquisite ginger tom cat 16 years of age tenderly embracing my head and neck.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 04/02/2026
the queer book dearth is OVER, i can officially relax knowing 2026 won't be another cisfest
Pictures of five books spread across a stripey bedsheet. The books are Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin, My Darling Dreadful Thing by Johanna van Veen; Stag Dance by Torrey Peters; Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt and Future Feeling by Joss Lake.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 02/02/2026
so close to my first win that time! but of course, just like with the wall, it's simply toooo high a stake. but, we go again
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 26/01/2026
the latest nonsense from adobe acrobat at work
Well cropped phone photo of the latest "tool" at the top of the side bar in Adobe Acrobat, a program in which I edit scans of building permits, blueprints and other housing related schemata, suggesting I generate a fucking podcast about it.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 04/01/2026
A 4-panel comic of the "look how hard i can piss!" meme, but adjusted for the person to be nattering away about their special interest with such intensity that the keyboard smash covers both, and instead of the person having to stare at piss in the last panel, with no expression, they instead look on with a smile. Two pink hearts are also present.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 28/12/2025
after nearly 36 hours of no power, no water and no heating, the storm has moved on but alas, so did we with each of us fleeing to more civilized corbers of sundsvall
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 27/12/2025
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 24/12/2025
glad midsommar!
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 20/12/2025
we've finally gone on holiday
A reversed phone-cam selfie of me on a sofa at my inlaws' place where we spent the night, with orange cat Sixten played out on top of me. With a mix of insistent gratitude, frustration and affection, he has placed both paws on my jowls, framing my smiling face as if to shake me awake, kiss me, or perchance to slay me through strangulation.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 09/12/2025
i do think it's exceptionally hilarious that the two bad file clusters were both detected in files for Peak. AAAAAAAAAAaaaaa---- indeed
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 07/12/2025
I also really love this cockatrice from one of Friedrich Bertuch many Kinderbücher (kid books!) in the 1800s. I don't know if he actually illustrated them himself, but Wikipedia accredits him this one.
Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting of the fictitious cockatrice or basilisk. It perches on a rock, wings splayed wide.The same illustration described in the previous image, but this time a quality scan of the real thing. The linework, especially the detailed hatching, is terrific. It looks like a real scamp of a creature.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 07/12/2025
Vasnetsov is back with his most famous Knight at the Crossroads (1882), Henry Singleton with the popular motif of Ariel on a Bat's Back (1819) (compare it to Fuseli's!), and the super charming The Dance of the Rats (~1690s) from Ferdinand van Kessel!
Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting of a knight on a bowed white horse contemplating a very unpleasant way-marker.Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting of a white woman barely swaddled in sheer fabrics reclined on a very large, very cackling bat.Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting of four rats on their hind legs, all holding paws, standing in a dancer's circle.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 07/12/2025
I was postulating this might be a Böcklin detail, or even a less trippy than average Beksiński, but tis in fact a very sombre-looking piece by Wolf Antonín Raimund, new to me, titled simply Alpská Krajina II. Credited to 1892.
Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting of a dour landscape. A solid stone wall sits squat in a wasteland valley, surrounded by mountains and starveling thin cypresses.The same painting described in the previous image, but this time a quality photo of the real thing. The light textures the stone facade beautifully now, and reveals a still moat or half-dead lake in the foreground.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 07/12/2025
I thought the cherubs at the top of the ceiling were a hooded chandelier so at first I thought this was another from my favourite scary lamps guy! But it's an unknown artist from Antwerp doing yet another Adoration of the Shepherds.
Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a very dull pixellated painting. The painting is of a the biblical shepherds fawning over the infant Jesus, presented to them on the floor of what looks like a tall museum building like the Louvre? The virgin Mary is also present, and her forhead is massive.The same painting described in the previous image, but this time a quality photo of the real thing. You can truly appreciate baby mama's dome in this one. It's also more clear that what I believed was a chandelier is in fact some form of absolutely terrifying angel, wrapped in shadow and tulle.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 06/12/2025
Vasnetsov again, this time with a much more vivid painting depicting Dobrynya Nikitich--a popular hero from Slavic folklore--locked in combat with the dragon (zmey) Gorynych. Credited to have been made some time during the 1910s.
Screenshot crop from the videogame LUNACID: the player faces a pixellated painting with very vivid colouration. The painting is of a well-armed knight fighting a multi-headed, snake-like dragon, possibly at dusk given the bright reds and purples of the sky.The same painting described in the previous image, but this time a quality photo of the real thing. The colours stand out even more, and all of the dragon's six snarling heads are now visible, as well as the champion's terrified, injured horse.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 06/12/2025
My favourite pastime in videogames: identifying real paintings! Here's Vasnetsov's В раздумье or, less succinctly, Витязь на коне въезжает в дремучий бор. Credited to have been made ~1880.
A screenshot of the videogame LUNACID: the player's disembodied hand holds a rapier on the right, facing a pixellated crop of a painting. The painting is of an unarmed knight on a white horse, about to enter a very dark and gloomy-looking woods.The same painting described in the previous image, but this time a quality photo of the real thing. It is uncropped, making the woods frame the lonesome pair in a way that makes the scene feel more desolate than dangerous.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 20/11/2025
happy winter to all who celebrate
A ginger tom cat on a porch looking somewhat startled by the gradient of powder snow.A sizeable mound of snow heaped atop a letterbox.The beginnings of snowfall, yesterday, sprinkled over a melange of coniferous trees, mostly young pine.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 17/10/2025
sporothrix mention!!
Screenshot of the Sporothrix from the computer game Warframe; a very juicy-looking rifle that lobs nasty explosive pustules at your foes.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 14/09/2025
[food] and to make up for ugly soup today and what's planned for tomorrow, some regular ol' 2 hour aubergine and white bean pasta <3
A cracked plate of curly pasta with a red tomato sauce: large white beans, whole sprigs of rosemary and little flecks of mozarella all fight for the spotlight.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 14/09/2025
speaking of alcohol-free, this is a vinegar shrub from home-made blueberry vinegar with lemon syrup and tonic
A glass of spectacularly deep purple mocktail with a lemon wedge; in the back a bottle of almost black with liquid and a tiny copper-plated spoon.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 13/09/2025
[food] a strong contender for worst-looking soup in the world, this onion soup with thyme, dijon, beer and cheddar is *incredible* -- save for the fact that my dry yellow peas expired *eight years ago* and simply refused to be finished cooking despite a 48 hour water bath and 2 hours of boiling.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 12/09/2025
[alcohol] also made a little bastard paloma, as a treat. dusting the next one with tajin.
A paloma cocktail; made with actual grapefruit juice rather than some kind of soda, it's a delicate, almost peach hue instead of traditional bright pink. Ice, lime slices and a sprig of green mint all float with some confusion on the surface.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 12/09/2025
[food] i'm a grass widower this weekend so prepare for an influx of inexplucable but tasty foods. tonight we do a simple halloumi and tomato pie, though.
A perfectly crisp puff pastry pie of mixed colour cherry tomatoes and shredded halloumi cheese, with thin red onion slices, covered in a generous melange of mint, thyme and black pepper.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 15/08/2025
we've got some weather
A slightly distorted panorama photo of the area directly around our porch. It's raining, but it's not showing in the picture: the southern sky is lit up with a soft peach yellow while the northeastern a pale blue featuring a very large, distinct rainbow with a faded double haloing it.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 06/08/2025
@ginnungagap.bsky.social @hauntoad.bsky.social @herrhiskelig.bsky.social next time we're all in the same room we can mörk it c:<
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 06/08/2025
received a piece of art with a side of book in it today
A flatpack parcel, unraveled, covered in delightful ink artwork of dragons, knights, demons, goo, and other unholy apocrypha. People familiar with the style will recognize it as the work of Johan Nohr.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 04/08/2025
we really should've documented the sheer amount of blueberries before we began Consuming
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 30/07/2025
making sure to touch both favourite textures at once
Photo of an old ginger cat sleeping on his side, body at rest on the sisal welcome mat by the front door, head snug up on the tassels of a knotty grey blanket set out specifically for him.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 20/07/2025
[ pet death ] good night, little guy. we loved your stupid face so much
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 15/07/2025
my nephew made bobby and i out of saltdough and my heart's never been more full
Two ruddy, knobbly figurines of vaguely humanoid proportions laying side by side on a baking sheet, sticks for legs.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 14/07/2025
hey check out the most annoying mosquito bite of the summer
Top down photo of my feet: the left is normal and veiny while the right is swollen up like a pink balloon and completely smooth in the affected area, which is larger than it has any right to or frankly should be since it's three damn days old at this point.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 03/07/2025
YIPPEE
Photo of the top of a paper containing a ton of personal data and other critical information titled, in bold lettering, "anställningsavtal", which is Swedish for employment contract.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 28/06/2025
bonus from soulframe
A screenshot from the game soulframe where my player character stands silhouetted against a beautiful landscape wreathed in dawns mist. A castle is just visible beyond the clouds.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 28/06/2025
today in warframe (mild spoilers)
A screenshot from the game warframe where the frame Valkyr stares down at a ghostly floating eyeball that stares back at her.A screenshot from the game warframe where a trio of krubies (a sort of dog) seem to have a brief conference on their way down a hill into a monstrous spider's lair. Nota bene: the spider has already been slain and they'll be fine down there.A screenshot from the game warframe where I show off that I've hit Mastery Rank 24, but also my tenno (player character) has clipped through the floor up to her pelvis - she should be kneeling.A screenshot from the game warframe where I simply show off my latest frame, Nidus, and the random stuff I put on him because I think he looks pretty neat.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 22/06/2025
[ food] made condensed milk ice-cream with rose water and last summer's wild raspberries
A teal ice-cream scoop stands up straight in a medium-sized tupperware filled with offwhite ice-cream flecked with pink raspberries.
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VINCENT @teeth.rip · 10/06/2025
hell yeah that's the freak for me
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