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Thomas Blackwell

@teeblax.bsky.social
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Goofball. Nerd. Gym enthusiast. Horror Movie Aficionado. Politico. Bartender. ❤️‍🔥 JonahKerseyPDX.bsky.social

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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Omw
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sexy ecksy exxy ekzee
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
It sure does. 🤤
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Nice joystick, bruh. 👅
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Good with my hands. Better with my mouth.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It’s the legs that do it for me tho. Woof.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
He sure is. 😈
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Little is spoken on the loyalty of cats. This little guy rarely leaves my side, greets me at the door whenever I come home, and comes running whenever I call. ❤️
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
There are some good things to come out of today’s news. Like, I’m excited for the opportunity to deadname the Gulf of Mexico in perpetuity, just to annoy irony-oblivious Conservatives.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Boy, the trasnphobes in our community are having their own “coming out” moment today. #trash 🗑️
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Lmao
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Crazy that we be firing millions of years of evolution’s worth of genetic code off in some rando’s mouth or whatever.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Exactly. The sad part is the sheer strength of their denialism will blunt the realization that they are almost entirely to blame.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Call it schadenfreude IDGAF, but I find some solace in the fact that, despite all of the opportunities life has handed him on a chintzy gold platter, Trump is, and always will be, a MISERABLE human being who will derive no joy or pleasure out of living. Karma always finds a way.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Oh please don’t make us picture his chia pets. 😫
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yes!!!!
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Is it awful that my attitude this time around is “well, this is what America (thinks it) wanted, so best of luck!”… knowing full well that you and I are set to suffer alongside the idiots who voted for this clown against their best interests?
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It feels like the fact that art is, first and foremost, personal expression, is being forgotten or overlooked here. Whether it would be displayed in museums/galleries or sell for high dollar on the market should be a secondary consideration, if one at all.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Againnnn?? If I musttttt... 🙄
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Instagram: “this hot dog is TOO SPICY!!! 😫😖”
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You got it. *opens wide*
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Get all those “I did that!” stickers, featuring Trump grinning and giving a thumbs up, ready to slap on all the inflated price tag labels on shelves at your favorite retailers and supermarkets in the new year. #TariffMagic
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I love youuuuuu ❤️❤️❤️
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
🔥🔥🔥
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My Trumper ex-roommate clutched his pearls HARD when I referred to Trump’s cabinet selection as a clown show; I can only assume it’s because he also likes clown shows and the comparison does them dirty.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I swear, these holiday-themed butt plugs at Target get more elaborate every year.
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
And how many dicks have to be in my face before it crosses the line into hardcore porn?
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Thomas Blackwell @teeblax.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To finally give in and post softcore porn, or not post softcore porn? The burning question.
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