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@teeaitchare.bsky.social
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They call me Ethan, I call myself The Hungry Reader. Dormant YouTuber, Host of Biopsy of an Ogre, Co-host of Special Presentation or ALF Will Not Be Seen Tonight. He/them, they/him.

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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 4h
All day every day
administer
smackies
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Shannon Wheeler @shannonwheeler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How would they feel about “What did the Woggle-Bug say”?
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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 08/04/2026
Thom Huge might be the most talented voice actor who did one property, only doing the Garfield shows and specials of the 90s and 2000s. It was, at best, a side gig - he worked for Jim Davis in Muncie and they had to fly him in for recording sessions. And yet he was talented as fuck, as seen here:
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll keep getting disappointed because it sounds like Simpsons Illustrated is coming back
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, if you have a plentiful enough dick that you have to jack off with both hands, going to heaven might be an overall downgrade.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ren Hoëk seated miserably outside the door of a doghouse where the baboon who just married the puppet on his hand is surely preparing to do terrible things that must be performed outside of God’s sight
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone assumes that because Warner was Disney’s big competitor in the space of theatrical animation, they’re mirror analogues in every other way, like Coke vs Pepsi, cats vs dogs. The businesses are just not comparable in that way.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Doug, we’re having sex. Wake up.” “I am awake!” “Yes, but I heard Fred Newman going ‘whoosh whoosh whoosh’, so I thought you might be about to daydream…”
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The rise of a new master race of spacey, goofy slice-of-life protagonists
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Storks
ALT: The Storks
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely crushing
Milhouse making the same face as a Marseillian watching the Nazis take France
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’ll never forget the air-conditioned dog house.
Jim Bakker, looking embalmed:
Lying… stealing… rape… homosexuality… air-conditioned doghouses…

Tammy Faye Bakker, weeping uncontrollably:
ALL TERRIBLE LIES AREN'T THEY JIM?
oh I wish Jerry Falwell would get cancer
BUTWESTILLLOVEHIMDON’TWEJIM?
I think I’ll sing…
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not a fan of Jon having nieces
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dick move, Thun. No wonder everyone mixes you up with Skywarp.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are there bears at the zoo, maybe she can live with them
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that Josie Lawrence
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wasn’t scared of Mombi from Return to Oz, the firefighter clown from The Brave Little Toaster, or The Greedy from Raggedy Ann, but I still feel like a basic bitch because I was paralyzed with fear by Large Marge.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How has Sesame Workshop not made a “real” Mathman game by now? The technology has been there since the advent of Flash.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JAZZED.
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Barry's Furry Corner @mendinso.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was relooking through my conversations and found a legendary tweet that is sadly gone from time, but the video has remained alive. And I can't
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know I've curated my feed perfectly because I have not seen a single piece of art of Female Draco Malfoy.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Q. What kind of meat do you get when you butcher a lion? A. ROAR meat! This joke isn’t funny unless you’re British.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s the line “Surrender Ilsa!” from MST3K’s The Day The Earth Froze
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t even trust a triangle’s best friend.
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Wilkins Coffee Wontkins
ALT: Wilkins Coffee Wontkins
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s the name on his license; at home we call him Borb, Bort, Björk, Orko, The Big Orange Couch, Sir Weighs-A-Lot, Judge Robert, and Mr. It’s-Ham-Sandwich-Time
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
QRP with your skill art! I mean SKULL. Skull. No skill here.
A huge “zombie snail” using a mausoleum for a shell, with skeletons imitating its body plan hopping out, with one leg and two skulls, one on each hand like antennae. The snail’s two lower tentacles are also adorned with skulls. The mausoleum’s entrance bears the legend “MORIS”, because the snail’s name is Morris.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I want to boot some head too”
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there’s a reason it looks just like “welp”
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mario has one dedicated sprite for looking at the now-inanimate Geno doll and it conveys such grief that you never see Mario go through. We care about Geno because Mario does
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rudolph, your nose is as pink as the hair on my head used to be!
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puppet government.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know, Harris was way ahead of his time.
The cover of “Harris and Me” by Gary Paulsen, in which the unnamed narrator and the titular Harris are sitting in a pickup truck under a windmill next to a red barn. “I HATE a gooner that will steal a marble from a man…”"Get off me, you gooner," Harris said. "Didn't you hear? We got to go inside. . .”Bye, you old gooner, and I hope you can
come home soon.
Harris
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andy Weisser: Footprints Quote
ALT: Andy Weisser: Footprints Quote
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their sole mission: make things lighter, by force if necessary
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what the commitment to not using AI looks like and I’m here for it
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am SO excited for this
WARNING
THE HUNGRY WITCH IS COMING TO
THIS Sizzler
SHE WILL APPEAR IN OCTOBER
2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd, & 30th
FROM 5:00pm TO 800pm

BRING YOUR PHONE / CAMERA
SO THE MONEMT CAN BE CAPTURED

KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON YOUR CHILDREN SOME BOYS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO VANISH.
happy halloween
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two different guys, and Kermit is the older one!
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really appreciate the detail of “Azaz” being rendered as “1919”
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stoat Of The Arts
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, that’s going to be a regular fixture in my nightmares.
A detailed human heart with two impassive-looking human eyes, being held by a golden pincer as if in a crane game. It is surrounded by what may be either pink wings or flayed intestines.
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can disagree and still be friends *flutters face flaps*
Me, the shaggy orangutan in glasses and ponytail
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orangutans do too have fur!!
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You rejected mine as not furry enough
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
White, unless you’re going to pair it with a Milk Monster as a specific reference
Milk and Cheese, beloved precious idiot babies of Evan Dorkin
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, this is something I’ve literally never heard of! I thought you were talking about Blippi. Big Joy Traveler energy, I approve
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flashback to working at the movie theater 25 years ago and hearing this on repeat every day
youtu.be
Pink Dinosaur (Full Version) - Papaya
YouTube video by dancegaabriel
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He talks like a Geronimo Stilton character!
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THR @teeaitchare.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I couldn’t even hit nine, because I got seven that meant the world to me and had changed my life, and then after that it was a 300-way tie
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