Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 18/08/2026With tRump's magical Sharpie, anything can be true. 010
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I think there was an abundance of local horror movie hosts in the 1970's across the US. In Dayton there was Dr. Creep (also traveled by hearse). In Cincinnati there was The Cool Ghoul. 020
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Survey question: is the paperclip really supposed to be part of the artwork at this Hampton Inn in Whitefish, MT, or was it inadvertently left during the manufacturing process? 121
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Sitting down in the yard, enjoying a locally brewed barrel-aged stout, after an eventful and happy birthday, to find two four-leaf clovers. Perfect day. 030
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Shot #2 from gunny agent aligns with middle agent against the wall. 032
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 22/04/2026(I couldn't find an image of Darwin actually sipping tea) 010
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Me, explaining how software engineers decide when their work is done (never). 000
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Maybe like Beetlejuice, if you say Bannon's name three times in a row he will be banished to the Netherworld? Come to think of it, they both seem to have the same complexion... 120
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 31/03/2026When I was a kid in the 70's, my father bowled at a place in Dayton OH called 'Bowlero Lanes'. I'm sure it closed sometime in the 80's, long before the current Bowlero came into existence. Google Maps shows the building is still there, with the Bowlero name still on it. Private equity sucks, BTW. 010
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Pretty soon his whole cabinet will look like this, and start whining about being doxxed. 000
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I can think of a few things that he deserves named after him... 050
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 27/02/2026We're lucky they didn't catch him doing perineum sunning. 060
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Great Lakes Brewing Company's Cookie Exchange Milk Stout has a cookie flavor that changes every year. This 2025 can is "Berry Jam Thumbprint". 100
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Today's pint from the cellar. Warped Wing Brewing Company Cuvée 1796, 2024 Limited Release. At 11.6% ABV, it almost curls my toes. 050
Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Our little lap calico was named Nugget. Her tail was all black, except for a little golden nugget on its tip. 180