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Teddy Ted Ted

@tedput.bsky.social
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Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Mental vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.

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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Racists suck.
After a Federal court ordered the desegregation of schools in the South, U.S. Marshals escorted a young Black girl, Ruby Bridges, to school.Elizabeth Eckford, age 15, pursued by a group, with Hazel Massery, age 15, directly behind, at Little Rock Central High School on the first day of the school year on September 4, 1957
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is how Mitch will arrive to vote next week.
Captain Christopher Pike from the original Star Trek series, sitting in his motorized wheelchair with 'yes' and 'no' communication lights.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
With tRump's magical Sharpie, anything can be true.
tRump's Sharpie-doctored prediction map from hurricane Dorian in 2019, trying to make it align with his off-the-cuff prediction a few days before.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz) with Ted Stroehmann's (Ben Stiller) handmade hair gel applied to her hair, from the film "There's Something About Mary".
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought this was a pastafarian post.
a person wearing a colander on their head.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wish I was as excited as my computer widgets.
Dell computer expansion card lock/release widgets look like happy-excited faces.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Peas being whirled with the caption, "Imagine whirled peas".
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A goose asking a human, "Who are you debating, Marsha?", and then chasing the human yelling, "Who are you debating?!?!?!"
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Does a bat shit in the woods?
A bat sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think there was an abundance of local horror movie hosts in the 1970's across the US. In Dayton there was Dr. Creep (also traveled by hearse). In Cincinnati there was The Cool Ghoul.
Barry Hobart as Dr. CreepDick Von Hoene as The Cool Ghoul
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Clippy saying, "It looks like you are trying to create mass-production art. Would you like some help with that?"
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Survey question: is the paperclip really supposed to be part of the artwork at this Hampton Inn in Whitefish, MT, or was it inadvertently left during the manufacturing process?
Chain hotel artwork with a paperclip oddly placed between the printed image and the frame glass.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sitting down in the yard, enjoying a locally brewed barrel-aged stout, after an eventful and happy birthday, to find two four-leaf clovers. Perfect day.
Two four-leaf clovers
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Before coffee: I hate everyone. After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"It has been 0 days since Trump was a complete dumbass" sign.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"What day is today?" asked Pooh.
"It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground." squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day." said Pooh.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Shot #2 from gunny agent aligns with middle agent against the wall.
Screenshot from WHCD event, showing possible friendly fire injury to agent against the wall.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I fully LOL every time I see this.
RFK Jr. stares at an unconscious Donald Trump and says "Dibs on the peen."
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Naked Gun 33 1/3 movie poster
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Chart of Elon Musk's level of care for people, with Elon ranking 97%, whites at 2%, and blacks at 1%.  Note that this indicates Elon cares about whites twice as much as blacks.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
(I couldn't find an image of Darwin actually sipping tea)
Kermit the Frog sipping tea with the caption "Darwin sipping tea...".
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Me, explaining how software engineers decide when their work is done (never).
Charlie Day with his bulletin board of articles and red strings.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How tRump takes tests:
A survey question "Are you stupid?", with yes and no checkboxes, but the no box is circled.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Dean Wormer saying, "Put them on double secret probation."
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log:
"What day is today?" asked Pooh.
"It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground." squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day." said Pooh.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Pam Bondi bragging that the Dow is over 50,000 while ignoring law to release all Epstein files.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Overlapping Outcomes and Strategies
Several political analysts and officials have argued that Trump’s actions mirror goals historically sought by the Russian government to weaken U.S. global influence: 
*Erosion of Alliances: Trump’s rhetoric and trade policies have been described as damaging to the transatlantic partnership and the trust of traditional U.S. allies. Critics argue this has accelerated the shift toward a multipolar world where U.S. leadership is no longer undisputed.
*Destabilization of International Order: Some experts contend that Trump’s "America First" stance effectively implements a strategy that could lead to the dismantling of the global free-trade system and the weakening of historic security alliances like NATO, which aligns with Putin’s goal of fracturing the liberal international order.
*Undermining Institutions: There are concerns that Trump’s public disputes with the U.S. intelligence community and his decision to prioritize Putin's statements over official U.S. assessments (such as during the 2018 Helsinki summit) have compromised national security and internal credibility.
*Internal Discord: Russia’s "hybrid warfare" tactics aim to sow domestic division and sap national resources. Some argue that Trump’s political style and use of disinformation are indistinguishable from the tactics found in Putin's "playbook," specifically regarding the creation of a "post-truth" environment where facts are subjective.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's Candy Mountain, Donnie. Yeah, Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain: It's a land of sweets, and joy... and joyness...
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Trump Always Chickens Out - TACO
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Maybe like Beetlejuice, if you say Bannon's name three times in a row he will be banished to the Netherworld? Come to think of it, they both seem to have the same complexion...
Beetlejuice shares skin-care tips with Steve Bannon.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Bart Simpson says, "This is the stupidest thing ever." while Homer corrects him, "The stupidest thing so far..."
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
When I was a kid in the 70's, my father bowled at a place in Dayton OH called 'Bowlero Lanes'. I'm sure it closed sometime in the 80's, long before the current Bowlero came into existence. Google Maps shows the building is still there, with the Bowlero name still on it. Private equity sucks, BTW.
Abandoned Bowlero Lanes building at the corner of Siebenthaler and Klepinger in Dayton, OH.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pretty soon his whole cabinet will look like this, and start whining about being doxxed.
Members of Patriot Front all dressed the same.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
He needs a play date.
An owl wearing a black cape with a red collar and trim.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The caste gap gets wider every day.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Chart showing net worth of top 1% growing much faster than bottom 50%.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I can think of a few things that he deserves named after him...
Satirical box of "Trumpies Presidential Diapers"
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We're lucky they didn't catch him doing perineum sunning.
A person performing perineum sunning, showing their legs in the air, shorts around their ankles, and the sun shining towards them.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
An ICE agent beating a peaceful protester while telling "Stop calling us fascists!!!"
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Great Lakes Brewing Company's Cookie Exchange Milk Stout has a cookie flavor that changes every year. This 2025 can is "Berry Jam Thumbprint".
Great Lakes Brewing Company's Cookie Exchange Milk Stout has a cookie flavor that changes every year. This 2025 can is "Berry Jam Thumbprint".
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Dean Wormer saying "Fat, drunk, stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Today's pint from the cellar. Warped Wing Brewing Company Cuvée 1796, 2024 Limited Release. At 11.6% ABV, it almost curls my toes.
Warped Wing Brewing Company Cuvée 1796, 2024 limited release bottle. A blend of Scotch Ale aged 11 months in bourbon barrels, Belgian Quad aged 5 years in bourbon barrels, and Belgian Dubbel aged 5 years in run barrels. 11.6% ABV.
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Our little lap calico was named Nugget. Her tail was all black, except for a little golden nugget on its tip.
A calico sweetie pie
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Teddy Ted Ted @tedput.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
photo of Larry Summers, Mrs. Summers, and Woody Allen
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