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Ted Long

@tedlong.bsky.social

Writer. Collects garden gnomes, water sundials, and kobolds. Alum, Miskatonic U. Go Squids! Rep: @ajvanbelle.bsky.social

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dark writer humor, excellent.

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

So, growing up my family had the same Danish mid-century silverware they use on the ship. Evidently, it was just Space Age enough to be plausible on-board.

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Make Zorbon Great Again.

Far Side cartoon: Alien drives a landspeeder, bumper sticker reads "Ray guns don't vaporize Zorbonians, Zorbonians vaporize Zorbonians."

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

What will my engagement look like if I post about Enterprise?

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

#PosterPit #AG #T #A #NA Beware the fury of a patient man. Proud of my revenge thriller #ReturningFire

Movie-style poster showing a man and a rifle sight. Text reads: Returning Fire, beware the fury of a patient man, a revenge thriller by Ted Long, agent: A.J. Van Belle, Booker Albert

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Evergreen:

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

My kids did not see the appeal; me RN reading your post:

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Relatable.

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
A book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Mood board for RETURNING FIRE, my politically charged thriller. #Thrillernovel #Thriller

Poster with text that reads "Returning Fire" and "Ted Long." Pictures include: young man aiming a rifle at camera; forensic investigators tagging evidence; a police car with lights on at night; a woman grieving; a "stop gun violence" sign held up at a rally; and a determined-looking man in a hoodie.

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Proud to be on sub with RETURNING FIRE, a poignant, politically charged thriller. When a quiet suburban man loses his son in a school shooting, he targets NRA leadership in retaliation, leading to conflict with both his wife and the determined FBI agent tracking him. #Thrillernovel #Thriller

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Thank you! Glad to join the team.

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Ted Long @tedlong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Top title: "NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government." Bottom text: "An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do."

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