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Teddy McCool

@teddymccool.bsky.social
714 followers 1K following 463 posts

Interests: Picture-taking, spinning yarns, ladies of the night. So my holy grail is a stolen painting of knitting female vampires.

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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Screenshot of a list of the top six lookups on Merriam-Webster's website for April 26, 2026: manifesto, tyrannic, hmm, tyrannical, adenocarcinoma, centurion. The screenshot was taken a few hours after the press has started covering a note written by Cole Tomas Allen. Some in the press are referring to the note as a "manifesto"
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Simpsons meme of Helen Lovejoy (Reverend Lovejoy's wife) saying "Won't somebody please think of the anal bones???"
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Democratic voters today
Screenshot of the music video for the song "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island. Andy Samberg is in a tuxedo, standing on the bow of a yacht, arms stretched out, singing "Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!"
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Okay, I now officially LOVE Zohran Mamdani
Screenshot of Zohran Mamdani NYC mayoral campaign video, has parody tweet from American hedge fund manager Bill Ackman that references a bit/meme from The Simpsons that reads: "We can't buy elections like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Sag Harbor. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Montauk, which is what they called Sag Harbor in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter. you'd say. Now where was l... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Okay, how the hell did Tryst know I was visiting England???
A screenshot of the site tryst.link with a captcha consisting of the letters: GBMUFF
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I see it on your profile but it looks like there's actually two of them??
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Teddy McCool @teddymccool.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Did you know in Twitter settings, you can request an archive of all your posts? It even comes with a web page that lets you search offline!
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