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Teddy Kanikami

@teddykanikami.bsky.social
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Streamer on the Twitch and Youtubes. Eldritch crab-being. Very tired. Likes snacks. www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami www.youtube.com/@TeddyKanikami Business: CrabChannelTeddy@gmail.com

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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 22h
The very first pottery I made on stream: a penis
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 12/10/2026
Y'know the love story in Bloodlust is extremely yuri- coded. What woman wouldn't endure immolation by sunlight just to protect her girlfriend so they can escape to outer space in a Gothic cathedral rocket ship?
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Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
ALT: Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Funfact, I did a horror short film. I was the monster (vampire sadist). I made it to the end and got killed by a different monster. I still own the fangs.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Schedule this week is going to be exactly the same as last week since last week didn't happen, sooooo, check the pinned post lol
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What's this? A spooky event coming up?? MARK YOUR HECKIN CALENDARS
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OK, THIS WEEK IS A MULLIGAN Going to try the same schedule next week and hopefully I'll be able to actually stream. Panic attack last night (which I got out of in record time) unfortunately caused me to SLAM my funny bone into my desk. I'm fine but holy shit pain, sore, and brain fog, yaay
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate to do this twice this week, but I need to call off tonight, too. Things took a slight turn at work and I have a LOT to do at home (everything's fine, I'm just overwhelmed and do not have enough tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime)
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today was the first time I've ever gone over the limit on one of my credit cards. Not working all summer is an oof for sure. (don't panic, I get paid tomorrow and also have a larger than usual twitch payout coming soon thanks to you all. am just rebuilding after using up the emergency funds)
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
postponing tonight's stream to next week! today is a bad brain day. not as bad as previous bad brain days, there's no risk of me having an attack, it's just waves of bullshit wheeeeeeee
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VAGUE SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY: GOBLIN CLEANUP WITH LIZ FRIDAY: TERMINAL LUCIDITY SATURDAY: FAITH Possibly more or fewer depending on brain and work
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brain is now goo. I REALLY LIKE THE VIBE OF THIS ONE, THOUGH So we'll come back to it with new information soon We raided @willshand.bsky.social because spooky!
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's SPOOKOWEEN and you know what that means. Spooky stuff! Tonight we do some Terminal Lucidity and I try not to say the game title like Virtual Insanity www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami
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Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish. — Teddy_Kanikami streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not even abduct if you're a fast enough eater
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's true. To get the Pope to sleep with a wife, you'd have to convince the Pope somehow. To eat the Pope? Just gotta sneak up from behind with some mustard.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Found Nothing
Alt: 'we ain't found shit' line from Spaceballs
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ImplodingZombie - Comms Open 💌 @implodingzombie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🔴SHADOWS UNDER THE CAGE with @teddykanikami.bsky.social @mothrlomari.bsky.social @tolkh.bsky.social @silver-streak.games and Dagwood! will they find that forbidden treat, the teratoma? twitch.tv/implodingzombie
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ImplodingZombie - Live on Twitch
The Quest for the Teratoma | Shadows Under the Cage | Streaming tabletop rpgs.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DUNGN DARGN MUSHROM MAN RETURBN www.twitch.tv/implodingzom...
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ImplodingZombie - Live on Twitch
The Quest for the Teratoma | Shadows Under the Cage | Streaming tabletop rpgs.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No stream tonight, I have WAY TOO MUCH to do for adulting. D&D tomorrow at Liz's strim
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh God damnit I can't even have an absurd book gif without ai getting its taint all over things. *Shakes fist* thank you for pointing it out
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also thanks to @fustylugsvr.bsky.social for the raid and for calling me old /joke :3
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We bounced, we floor is lava'd, we yelled at each other. Normal collab day. We also raided Uncle @silver-streak.games because we wet everything. He's playing the new Silent Hill and he's wonderful
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ImplodingZombie - Comms Open 💌 @implodingzombie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔴LIVE washing a bouncy castle with my favourite clown @teddykanikami.bsky.social twitch.tv/implodingzombie
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ImplodingZombie - Live on Twitch
Have the most fun on this bouncy castle. You have ONE HOUR. | Streaming powerwash simulator 2.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT'S TIME TO BOUNCE www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami @implodingzombie.bsky.social and I are gonna moisten stuff, come join!
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Teddy_Kanikami - Live on Twitch
Caution: Wet Everything | w/ @implodingzombie | !discord !links !throne !crab | Streaming powerwash simulator 2.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I make Tolkh regret this regularly
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Cat's Big Cheese Smile
ALT: Cat's Big Cheese Smile
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember, if it feels like you can't move and want to fall asleep literally anywhere, it's a good burrito.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tybalt, clearly. Or Tyblerone.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
crazy how getting delivery actually ends up being cheaper for me than buying groceries sometimes
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh cool, book time?! Just gonna sit down with this one. Want some Gushers? They've been in my pocket for a few days
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Big Book Huge Book
ALT: Big Book Huge Book
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It never ends, but neither do we. Be like me and continue out of sheer spite
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fus ro cry, obviously
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a rough morning, so I'm not making a schedule this week, we're just gonna play it by ear. There will be streams! I just don't know when! Yaaaayy
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We finished Cozy Cleaner and started up Master of Pottery, and of course the first think I make is a penis. Thank you to @silver-streak.games for the raid, I apologize for nothing :3 We raided @snoot.bsky.social who is making dresses! Some kind of schedule tomorrow
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had cancelled streams earlier in the week, so let's start early today. ALSO IT'S AFFILIAVERSARY?? www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami More Cozy Cleaner!
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Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch
Crab vtuber here and on the YouTubes. Possible eldritch being. Mildly obsessive over fish. — Teddy_Kanikami streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 25/09/2026
Playing Silent Hill: Townfall as authentically as possible That is, on the 2.2" screen of a 90s pocket TV that I'm broadcasting to wirelessly 📡📺
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just fuck me up, fam. Boundaries: keep it legal. outside of that, go nuts.
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta call off tonight's stream. Had a big panic attack at work. Didn't know vertigo could cause them until now. Don't worry, I'm fine, didn't pass out or get hurt. My brain and body are just moving REAL SLOW for now
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Energetic Old Man Performing Live on Stage
Alt: Energetic Old Man Performing Live on Stage
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Dan "Leto" Hahn @danination.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOD DANG IT @teddykanikami.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/KPIci...
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Teddy Nearly Trashed our Excavator
YouTube video by Danination
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💀 Applescare 🎃 - Plant Goblin Druid ENVtuber @bappleseed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
✨ IT'S THE MOST SHITTY TIME OF THE YEAR ✨ NOMINATIONS FOR 2026'S "SHITTY SMALL VTUBER AWARDS" ARE NOW OPEN. All nomination forms are in THIS thread! PLS REPOST IN ORDER TO BOOST! I work very hard on this event & would love to see lots of nominations! 💚
A goblin wearing a potato sack dress and boots, with pink bows on the sleeves and an apple in her hair surrounded by trophies of various awards.

(Art of Performer Apple by PrincessTrashi, art of trophies by Arknon)
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok, so he's the type and not a specific character from any of the games. I love that. It's a world building kind of movie, then
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SPOILER TALK DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS POST BEFORE BRAWLI'S ABOUT THE REMOVIE, OK?? OK.. A canon character that exists? Or just "this is how such a character would come to be?" I have yet to see it, but i accept spoilers. this knowledge will not do anything to my enjoyment going into it
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wrecked, annihilated, destroyed, he will never recover, 10/10
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 22/09/2026
Welcome to the world of Tanya Gomelskaya. Her creations meet in the flux between traditional paintings and sculpture, forcing second glances - which artwork speaks to you the most? #beautifulbizarre #art #mixedmediaart #surrealart #darkart #darksurrealism
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Octopus Touches Finger in Can
Alt: Octopus Touches Finger in Can
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...WELL NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ENGLAND
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Multiple vore dungeons
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Teddy Kanikami @teddykanikami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You truly captured my good side
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