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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 15h

Also Trump can't actually ever make favorable deals so when he does you know it's a loser

TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16h

Any lawyer who participated in this or any of the dozens of other blatantly political prosecutions must be held to account or we are finished as a democracy.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fanny pack stuffed full of Big Macs?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

To be fair, one way to end the war is for a properly funded Russian military to break-through, seize Kiev and start executing resisters, so he's not really lying . . .

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Man, Putin works him like a rented mule every mother-fing time.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Let's all chip in and get her a diaper bag that matches her couture.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tan khakis and a sport coat was kinda the frat uniform when I was in college . . .

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He represented himself at trial and I assume he waived all habeas appeal, but there are at least five more service members who have been on death row far longer than Hasan. One has to wonder why this is suddenly an urgent issue? (I'm kidding, you don't really have to wonder very hard to know why).

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And to be fair, she was "very nice" in the email where she blackmailed a donor to pay off her Visa bill.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In his defense, the Robert's Court did say that a president can't commit a crime while serving as president. What'd you expect the guy to do with that kind of a hall pass?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Definitely, they are all minorities and the one on the left is clearly over the height-weight standards. Probably low-T too

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"turned out" sort of implies that he wasn't always

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My grandpa is super racist too, and also really old, but he's not in charge of anything beyond getting to the cafeteria at his nursing home before the puddin cups are gone

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I do hope he lives long enough to see it all torn down as the indictments roll in and all his rats turn on him.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"There is a legal path to republican victory if we just ignore some more words in the constitution in addition to 'well-regulated militia'" - Russ Vought

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can anyone truly walk a straight line if they don't know where they are going?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As always, he's an absolute moron, but this does make it clear that he's been briefed on the issue and we should all be really worried about that with the collection of anti-science fuq-wads he's got running the key community health agencies.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Eventually they will stop have real progressives on because they simply point out truths that are actually way more believable than the oligarchy enabling lies they tell on a daily basis.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No, I think what people were saying was that those checks were going to come out the end of Trump's colon. Nothing about term was ever mentioned.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Annie is definitely more of a man than he is if that's what he's trying to say, then yes.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You have to love the world before tort law was invented. Lucky anyone survived at all.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you're implying there was something going on between them, you couldn't be more wrong. She is clearly far too old and penis-free.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Obviously he didn't understand a damn thing, but at least we know he's been briefed on it, which is not a good sign.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They won for christ's sake! Being a dolphin fan is like fighting that subway rat for a slice of gutter pizza and losing.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Its my understanding that if you chug a gallon of raw milk then do push-ups in tight jeans you are pretty much invulnerable to disease.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The polls are a useful tool but they don't really account for the cheating republicans will do. They say you really need to be +4 over the margin of error for any poll to be truly meaningful.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I spoke for about the same amount of time with a rutabaga that been sitting in the back of my vegetable crisper since June.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Somebody desperately needs a pardon for all the data DOGE stole.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oblivious to the fact that this only makes it look more like they exist only in a bubble of entitlement.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is not good, but wait til the AI bubble bursts. It will make the 2008 housing crisis look like a late fee at the public library and every single one of them will stay rich and out of jail.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not even a doctor but I really think you should at least double your dose . . .

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Probably the only time that day the hole was used for its proper purpose . . .

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was the "one young lady" you remember with a big strong steelworker who had tears in his eyes and said "sir" alot?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not taking the side of rapists, I'm just asking questions . . .

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can you see what you can find out about Bigfoot and the chupacabra while you at it?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My thought was we allow the Trump to rename it but with the caveat that his engraved name be prefaced with "Twice Impeached Convicted Felon"

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Or how bout don't be a half-assed chicken shit Ed. Protect speech, protect the right of those with a platform to advocate for those without instead of helping a billionaire launder genocide.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm still having trouble understanding how Kraft owns a stadium that was paid for by tax payers?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Medical debt accounts for more than a third of bankruptcies so he is obviously not the only one.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Who among us hasn't traveled from Boston to a massage parlor in a Florida strip mall and been confused about what a "happy ending" really means?

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I heard their first dance was to "I love it, especially later in the summer"

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My dog expects cheese in return.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is kind of weird given that pretty much all of America supports Ukraine over Russia, except for Trump and his cabinet but we sure don't pay much attention to it.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whereas normally our taxpayer dollars just help our own country kill people. Potato-Potato.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't think so. Most of those criticizing the state of Israel for its military actions in Gaza are not antisemitic at all, including roughly 30% of Jewish Americans according to the Washington Post.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Especially if you publicly criticize the state of Israel.

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TeddyBoogens @teddyboogens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yes, this was super offensive when it happened in 2014 and it would have been perfectly fair to cancel him for it. But Macklemore was not cancelled for his antisemitic outfit, he was cancelled for calling out the government of the state of Israel for committing genocide which is not antisemitic.

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