T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well then, how are you supposed to institute sharia law? 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You're really missing out on the finer things in life. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't see any cheese in there. I don't want any omelette without cheese. Of like some sort of pig meat in there too... Ham is nice. Bacon. Chorizo. Maybe carne adovada. 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Awesome! Thanks for the research! I was just being snarky, but I'd say I was right! 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He means it belongs to those who love what he does to it. 030
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself with that knife, so someone else will benefit from not having grenadine on the counter. They will have to deal with my blood all over the floor, though. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My friend Rolling Pilot isn't in Bluesky, but check him out on Facebook: www.facebook.com/share/r/1MUk...facebook.com 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shit, I'm not paralyzed and I have to take a nap most days. You're a hero. 150
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If it is half as good as it looks, it will be FABulous! 030
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Even if they're ugly pies(this one is beautiful) the real test is "how did it taste?" 130
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't forget, that physique is surgically enhanced. Hairline, too. If I had the most money and it was important to me to have cosmetic surgery, I'm pretty sure I would look a whole lot better than this! 151
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fair. But women can do anything men can do; including being addicted to sports gambling. 210
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only dinner food I am usually interested in at breakfast time is pizza. Breakfast for dinner, on the other hand.... 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A Presbyterian diet? What wine pairs with Presbyterians? 032
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There better be some administrators and students who get cancelled and imprisoned over this. 051
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And a dick-head. (Is that supposed to be hyphenated?) 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Of course we haven't. The guy who owned the island was killed because dead men tell no tales, and we bribed the woman who aided him with a cushy incarceration to keep her quiet. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Adults need an excuse to play with playdough? Also, I think when you're cooking with it, it's just "dough." 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Last weekend, I baked cinnamon rolls in mine. Later today, I'm going to use it to make Spam fries. 030
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026But Trump was hired, in part, to help Putin win in Ukraine. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was a big concept in the 1800s. It wasn't all bad, it led to the proliferation of the YMCAs, which wasn't a perfect organization, but it's one that improved a lot over the decades. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It depends; do we listen to the economists or to Trump? 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And a jerk. And a worthless individual (notice I didn't say human being?) 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The top MNBA teams are coached by men. I bet if the MNBA hired a few women coaches some of them might be the tops in that league, too! 020
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And protection from prosecution. And billions of dollars for himself and his children. Even for Melania's child. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes, if... You add ham and jelly and you dip it in eggs before you grill it. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love it when people do that. I'm a lousy speller, so I became good at finding cinna...synna...siny... words that mean the same thing. 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know that while there might be a presidential center, there won't be a library. 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Definitely not the only one. It softens the blow when we can't take our good boy with us. 010
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fine might be an overstatement, but they would certainly be less bad. I love this team, so I'll feel some pain this year! 000
T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026But I might desire a second helping of breakfast sandwiches. Your patience is appreciated. 000