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T Max

@teddmaxfield.bsky.social
1.5K followers 3.5K following 2.3K posts

Packers fan, balloon flyer, financial advisor, Miata driver, ally

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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope the federal government funded that study.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well then, how are you supposed to institute sharia law?
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deal breakers? Those are the three main benefits.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're really missing out on the finer things in life.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't see any cheese in there. I don't want any omelette without cheese. Of like some sort of pig meat in there too... Ham is nice. Bacon. Chorizo. Maybe carne adovada.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awesome! Thanks for the research! I was just being snarky, but I'd say I was right!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He means it belongs to those who love what he does to it.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself with that knife, so someone else will benefit from not having grenadine on the counter. They will have to deal with my blood all over the floor, though.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friend Rolling Pilot isn't in Bluesky, but check him out on Facebook: www.facebook.com/share/r/1MUk...
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shit, I'm not paralyzed and I have to take a nap most days. You're a hero.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talarico probably has one mortgage, too.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it is half as good as it looks, it will be FABulous!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if they're ugly pies(this one is beautiful) the real test is "how did it taste?"
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ho lee! What on earth is she carrying in that bag?
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget, that physique is surgically enhanced. Hairline, too. If I had the most money and it was important to me to have cosmetic surgery, I'm pretty sure I would look a whole lot better than this!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Agreed.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fair. But women can do anything men can do; including being addicted to sports gambling.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Single men can ask that question too.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only dinner food I am usually interested in at breakfast time is pizza. Breakfast for dinner, on the other hand....
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Presbyterian diet? What wine pairs with Presbyterians?
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There better be some administrators and students who get cancelled and imprisoned over this.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And a dick-head. (Is that supposed to be hyphenated?)
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course we haven't. The guy who owned the island was killed because dead men tell no tales, and we bribed the woman who aided him with a cushy incarceration to keep her quiet.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nauseously optimistic. Love it!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Adults need an excuse to play with playdough? Also, I think when you're cooking with it, it's just "dough."
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last weekend, I baked cinnamon rolls in mine. Later today, I'm going to use it to make Spam fries.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But Trump was hired, in part, to help Putin win in Ukraine.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a big concept in the 1800s. It wasn't all bad, it led to the proliferation of the YMCAs, which wasn't a perfect organization, but it's one that improved a lot over the decades.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And then every hour thereafter.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But he has lies everybody can see.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It depends; do we listen to the economists or to Trump?
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So you can fill it with cheese. #JuicyLucy
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did mine last week. TDAP, too.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And a jerk. And a worthless individual (notice I didn't say human being?)
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The top MNBA teams are coached by men. I bet if the MNBA hired a few women coaches some of them might be the tops in that league, too!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And protection from prosecution. And billions of dollars for himself and his children. Even for Melania's child.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So will the person who has to clean up the crumbs!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, if... You add ham and jelly and you dip it in eggs before you grill it.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love it when people do that. I'm a lousy speller, so I became good at finding cinna...synna...siny... words that mean the same thing.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You should tell them about Hee Haw!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know that while there might be a presidential center, there won't be a library.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should that be the 26 station or the 47 station?
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He has fewer tattoos than I remember him having.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Definitely not the only one. It softens the blow when we can't take our good boy with us.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not sure he should have access to a toothbrush.
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He had such great foresight.
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DJ "Jo" NoneYa 🟧 @djnoneya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fine might be an overstatement, but they would certainly be less bad. I love this team, so I'll feel some pain this year!
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T Max @teddmaxfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But I might desire a second helping of breakfast sandwiches. Your patience is appreciated.
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