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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The single best thing human beings can do for wildlife is to admire it, from a distance, and otherwise leave it the f alone.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Close your eyes to combat claustrophobia. And just keep breathing normal breaths. They tend to go by pretty quickly.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Moronic and sexist statement. BTW, many men are oriented towards their own sex, and do not find women of interest, violent interest, sexual interest, or otherwise. So how about being more careful about making broad, sexist, misanthropic declarations?

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Brad @guyinnc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There Isn't Any Other Way!

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You can find walls such as these at Mr. Jefferson's University of Virginia in Charlottesville. I can't tell from the photo if it was taken at UVA or not.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The White House staff gets preciously little time to change over on Inauguration day. Imagine the crew they're going to have to have in there to cleanse all the gold schlock and restore the room to its previous stately dignity. Not to mention the bathrooms... 🫢

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Take that from every angle

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know, I do that at the Walmart and somehow they're upset when I do.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This looks like people stealing stuff. Is this posted to make us think that's all right? Emulate?

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay well this is the roids talking, and not good sense, but we're both going to block each other anyway so it doesn't really matter. I didn't see anything in your posts about a 14-year-old child so I don't know why you're injecting that into the conversation. No matter. Cheers.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What do you mean by size.......

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You would spend all day playing with it

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bartender, will you pour me a warm one?

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And that, possums, is why we do yoga to stay limber our whole lives..

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A face like that makes me think that Melania must be constantly wondering whether she's being paid nearly enough to continue to suffer his company.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hard to have any friends when you go around like that all the time.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Give that man a mouth hug

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well let's start then by getting you out of them big boy.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yes, but Donald Trump will still bomb you from the air.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If this isn't a gay thing, I bet it will be soon..

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Hey bud, nobody wears briefs in the sauna. Let me help get you out of those."

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry you are in pain, big man. Hope they get it resolved and you improved tout suite.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Playing you like a fiddle.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Great men tend to have a capacity that the likes of Donald Trump never will have, and that is the capacity for shame. From it springs another characteristic Donald Trump will never have, and that is honor.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

With a shock plug up your butt, too.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hannibal, help yourself to another little spoonful of liver...

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In the video that is online I believe it was Melania, standing off camera, throwing a few petite fistfuls of old plaster on the carpet.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'll borrow your trainer

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When you contribute to act blue I believe they then distribute your email address promiscuously to anyone else who wants it. They additionally impose no control on any candidate deciding to share your information with any other candidate, without your knowledge. Act blue remains immune to contact.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah, hardly drinking. Man up and learn to guzzle.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't do that during hunting season

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ooh ooh ooh! Where? I'll go six times. Then I'll be able to pay for a cart of groceries at Walmart!

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Please share this news with Jeff Bezos, he of the many yachts, and the WaPo, which used to have a reputation.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I did not know elephant calfs could fly. Perhaps her name is Dumbo?

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I should point out that butt fucking is not necessarily such a bad thing, and straight people should certainly not be using depictions of it to make insults.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I regret this does not permit me to go back and see what was under discussion. I have now developed the memory of Dory.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thank you for the tip in the event we start to get advised to mask up again. I have been putting my faith in the annual vaccine updates. Didn't know about that added benefit of azelastine.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I hate to say it, but nobody can breathe through an N95.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Do remember that she is going to grow up to try your patience unto death, and maybe even break your heart. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The gays were never the ones facing the wall.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

OMG I would have needed at least 10 naps.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think he could get down a little farther on those squats, couldn't he?

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The cat really ties it all together.

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Ted @ted-egan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I had to purchase a copy of Mein Kampf in college when I took a course on the rise and fall of the third Reich. While Trump May indeed be a nazi, having a copy of a book in your collection is no evidence of anything. Let's not be stupid.

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