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Tech Wizard

@techwizard.bsky.social
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Archmage of the High order of the Terminal. Zero born of the Internet Age.

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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Got to sent to HR for saying my manager uses my co worker as his abuse goblin. At no point did anyone say my claim was wrong. Just that it upset them.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Favorite X-man and why? I'll go first: Beast. Why? Because he's a problem solver first and foremost. You don't go to beast for his power, his power is secondary to who he is and what makes him a valuable team member. Take away his powers and he is still a genius researcher.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All I can think reading that bullshit.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey he took a risk. It was either start a business or go to college. You should respect him he is a risk taker. /s
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hope you're okay.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Each day I feel like this comic was more prophetic than anyone would have guessed at the time it was published.
A businessman in a torn suit and 3 kids around a small fire. The ruins of a city in the background. The caption reads "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
nvm finally found someone posting the Grim Reaper meme.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lol yes chatgpt I've been able to do this for 20 years. Its called google maps and it only occasionally made up a road that didn't exist.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@edzitron.com just got this email from chatgpt. Call me crazy but advertising you can now do what we've had applications to do for the last two decades isn't exactly signs of innovation and disrupting the market etc etc.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You know if you think about it. The Scorpion is really just training wheels Doc Ock.
The Scorpion from Spider-Man: The Animated Series. Arms crossed tail up, looking smug.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I literally just made a meme about how we haven't seen the text of the deal. It is criminal how little our media seems to give a shit that we haven't seen the text of the deal.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wild to me that we still haven't seen the text for this supposed Iran deal and that the media isn't absolutely losing it at that. #Iran #UnitedState #Media #Bullshit
A meme template of Superintendent Chalmers, asking Seymore Skinner about the aura borealis localized in his kitchen. Text of the meme reads:

Chalmers: "We have a signed framework for an Iran deal?"
Seymore: "Yes"
Chalmers: "Can I see it?" 
Seymore: "No"
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is how we got weekends and the forty hour work week.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Looks like Artemis isn't the only thing heading to the moon
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This feels very fitting
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This pretty much sums up my feelings regarding health insurance.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I've never watched the sopranos before but now I'm seriously considering it.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Loved that press conference "uh guys here is a video please help us find him, we are all out of ideas..."
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Wireless with a wired option. IE not whatever this is.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Welcome to my world. I could probably remake this meme using "AI" now.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@drewhayesnovels.bsky.social On your personal site under series status the image for Roverpowered is broken.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A pirate is free.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
A fascist worked out today, did you? #swoletariat
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Oh how they changed their tune.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Tim Walz working on his tight five. Maybe Joe Rogan can have him on.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Smells like freedom.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
You think Chuck could take a fucking hint.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hey @schumer.senate.gov This is what you call a sign. Maybe don't do the thing Trump is praising you for????
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Honestly I think Republicans should really read more history.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I don't believe him. I believe that he regrets that he's facing blow back for voting for Rubio and that is all.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Lol I'm sorry you had the opportunity to take your money and disappear quietly into the night. Guess you should have taken it.
Mark Zuckerberg complains that everything he says leaks. A reddit commenter says "This man is concerned about PRIVACY!?!!!!"
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I miss these days.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Support communism, support open source!
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Always this.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Fuck Atlassian for this bullshit. They got to fax my email to the head office to stop spamming it? No they are just assholes.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Weird.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Also think Antony Starr would be pretty very solid pick as well.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Travis Fimmel, give him some more blonde highlights and he'd do.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@samuel.bsky.team I assume your team is aware but my Newskies feed is littered with this Carina (bot) posting stuff like this under new accounts constantly. Dunno what y'all can do about it but blocking isn't effective as new accounts are constantly made.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
nah how about you use non shit graph.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me any time I have the smallest network issue.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"The USA is too big for high speed rail...." STFU. I swear if I hear one more idiot I talk to while trying to push for high speed rail say that I'm just going to lose it on them. It's almost always the American exceptionalism ooh rah patriotic bros that think we can't do it too. It's wild.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Facebook reaction breakdown of United Healthcare Group's post about the death of their CEO says it all imho.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Good morning blue sky, let's make today a better day.
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
You fool!
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Tech Wizard @techwizard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A fascist will work out today will you? #swoletariat
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